I don't think that's quite right, because the patient won't necessarily know what side effects the real stuff has (and anyway, side effects vary from person to person). But I am reminded of something I read decades ago about making placebos taste really unpleasant because the patient will think that something that nasty must be effective.
Posts by Vincent Ballard
506 publicly visible posts • joined 23 Aug 2008
Homing pigeon missiles, dead trout swimming, butt breathing honored with Ig Nobel Prize
Muppet broke the datacenter every day, in its own weighty way
Re: 'larger than life' characters with a low center of gravity, ginger beard, and spectacles.
Some quick Googling brings up pages which suggest that ginger hair has the lowest density of strands per unit area and that darker hair has thicker strands, so ginger beards probably weigh less than other colours after correction for beard length.
The amber glow of bork illuminates Brighton Station
Re: "at least one screen on our network that looks like this for a few seconds"
In-bus displays seem to be particularly prone to problems. My latest photo in this collection is a blue screen of "your computer needs recovery" from Schippol taken 10 days ago, although since it was taken with the camera of a cheap phone it's not worth sending in.
BOFH: Videoconferencing for special dummies
Brit tech mogul Mike Lynch missing after yacht sinks off Sicily amid storms
Missing scissors cause 36 flight cancellations in Japan
Twitter tells advertisers to go fsck themselves, now sues them for fscking the fsck off
Yes, I am being intolerably smug – because I ignored you and saved the project
Re: Every office has one.
Sometimes I have to ask a non-technical client to run a debug command on the command line and redirect the output to a file. I fully understand that they might not grok that greater-than output.log writes to output.log. I was, however, surprised yesterday when I had to explain this to our first-line support guy.
More than 83K certs from nearly 7K DigiCert customers must be swapped out now
Re: "We will not be able to delay revocation beyond that date and time."
They're afraid that if they delay more than 24 hours, the browsers will implement official policy and remove their root certificates from the browsers' trusted list, causing all of their certificates (and not merely the 0.4% at issue) to become worthless for interactions involving anything other than wget/curl/equivalent.
Customer bricked a phone – and threatened to brick techie's face with it
Dangerous sandwiches delayed hardware installation
There is no honor among RAM thieves – but sometimes there is karma
BOFH: It's not generative AI at all, it's degenerate AI
An arc welder in the datacenter: What could possibly go wrong?
US Space Force wanted $77M to reinforce GPS – and Congress shot it down
BOFH: Come on down to the dunge– erm … basement
Council claims database pain forced it to drop apostrophes from street names
Re: Input validation
My bank has an automated system to use it for authentication when you phone them, before they connect you to an operator. The bank also switched from numeric-only passwords to alphanumeric ones. But, and it's a big one, although you can enter numbers by dialling, for letters you have to use voice recognition, and the voice recognition fails spectacularly for me. The last time I tried it I made six attempts on the phone and then gave up and went across town to visit "my" branch.
Re: I've seen worse
Even more fun in bilingual regions / countries. Google Maps seems to select the language to show at random independently for each section of the same road.
In Spain a moderate number of roads are named after the dates of significant events. Or, at least, events which the councillors at the time deemed significant. I have no idea which of the many events of Spanish history which occurred on the 2nd of April is behind the naming of the street C/ 2 de abril in my city.
Support contract required techie to lounge around in a $5,000/night hotel room
Re: failed meeting
The best mistaken city story I've heard, which may be apocryphal but I hope that it's true, involved the delivery of a large dragon prop/costume for a performance of Wagner's Ring cycle in his home town of Bayreuth. My source for the story didn't explicitly mention telephones, but the address must have been dictated rather than provided in writing, because the merchandise was sent instead to Beirut.
Windows 95 support chap skipped a step and sent user into Micro-hell
Sleuths who cracked Zodiac Killer's cipher thank the crowd
Security pioneer Ross Anderson dies at 67
Re: Retiremant Age
Before reading your post I had been thinking that I recall various professors emeriti floating around, still enjoying themselves and probably making useful contributions, so I was unsure that retirement from official administrative responsibilities would have much effect, but the issue you raise about grants more than clarifies that uncertainly. Thank you.
You break it, you ... run away and hope somebody else fixes it
Britain enters period of mourning as Greggs unable to process payments
Venus has a quasi-moon and it's just been named 'Zoozve' for a sweet reason
Junior techie had leverage, but didn’t appreciate the gravity of the situation
Post Office boss unable to say when biz knew Horizon could be remotely altered
'The computer was sitting in a puddle of mud, with water up to the motherboard'
Re: Dye Houses
The warmth? I accidentally filled my parents' bathroom with ladybirds a couple of years ago when visiting them at Christmas. I opened the window slightly before showering, to avoid steaming the room up, unaware that there were dozens of ladybirds enjoying the warmth and possibly humidity escaping through the cracks in the frame.
Privacy crusaders accuse X of ad-targeting that flouts EU rules
BOFH: Just because we've had record revenues doesn't mean you get a Xmas bonus
Bank's datacenter died after travelling back in time to 1970
Re: Yearly tasks....
The CAB have pretty much killed off certificates with multi-year validity, but since getting bitten by a certificate expiry I have a weekly task which sends me a report of certificates that are expiring in the next few weeks. Now the only way that certificates cause me support headaches are the users in third world countries who use 10-year-old Android phones whose root certificate lists need updating, and we only get one or two of those a year.
And the winner of the horrible Microsoft Paint sweater is ...
Spanish media sues Meta for ignoring GDPR and harvesting data
Law secretly drafted by ChatGPT makes it onto the books
Re: Perhaps ...
I'm not sure that it's really necessary for every MP to read every word of every bill. Surely part of the point of having parties is that that kind of detail work can be centralised? But certainly each party should have a team of lawyers and subject matter experts, whether MPs or not, read each bill carefully and create an internal report.
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FTX crypto-villain Sam Bankman-Fried convicted on all charges
Meta's ad-free scheme dares you to buy your privacy back, one euro at a time
The battle between open source and 'sort of' open source is as old as software
Re: Bible misquote
No, this wasn't a Jew talking to other Jews in Israel. The quote's from 1 Timothy: it's a Greek-speaking Jew writing to a Greek-speaking Jew in Greek.
Note that that doesn't mean that it shouldn't be interpreted as "all kinds of evil" (where in colloquial English "all kinds" doesn't mean every kind). My post was complementing AC's in that regard, not contradicting it: if I'd spelt it out in detail the error in AC's post is putting the definite article before "root".
Excel recruitment time bomb makes top trainee doctors 'unappointable'
PhD student guilty of 3D-printing 'kamikaze' drone for Islamic State terrorists
Chap blew up critical equipment on his first day – but it wasn't his volt
Airbus takes its long, thin, plane on a ten-day test campaign
Re: in a 3-3 economy class configuration.
Back in the day only regular travellers had noticed the rear stairs. I would drink a coffee in a bar with a view to the gate, and when the queue for passport control was almost empty I'd join, walk past the long queue for the front stairs to the non-queue for the rear stairs, and be seated within a minute of passport control. I think Ryanair brought back assigned seating because it makes it easier to split people 50/50 between the two sets of stairs.