* Posts by Frostbite

119 publicly visible posts • joined 18 Aug 2008

Debenhams wows shoppers with free delivery offer

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Paris Hilton

Two Words

Debenhams Pants

Trident, nuke energy looking poorly under LibCons

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NO TO CRUISE

He hasn't made a decent fim in ages.

Cheshire lass, 8, wins Playmobil vid challenge

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FAIL

Yer riiight

An 8 year old did this? Nah.....don't think so.

Shrek's Donkey poses with bustier-clad strumpet

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Paris Hilton

Donkey?

I'm having trouble finding the donkey in this picture, can only focus on one part........

......I will keep trying.

Apple in Brazilian iPad shocker

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Unhappy

My PC has blown up

I plugged the wrong ipad into my PC

Overzealous Orange cuts off customer, still bills

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Black Helicopters

Tom Jones Syndrome

It's not unusual

Orange do stuff like this all the time, I have to deal with them on a daily basis.

Black Helicopter, they need to have your ID to track your activity!

Guy Kewney: Integrity in socks and sandals

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Unhappy

A journalistic saint

Sorry to read about Guy's death, I always enjoyed reading his articles. A sad loss to our industry.

Two jailed for smutty texts

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Stop

Staying at home

Why did I want to go to Dubai? OK, the sun and hotels looked great and the cheap tech that you could purchase.

After reports like this though and with their reported "crackdown" I'm crossing this destination from my list. Why should I take my wife there if we can't relax and spend time together in our usual manner?

Apple bins iPhone covers

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yer

Just goes to show you shouldn't use your iPhone while driving

Man gets 30 months in prison for taping nude sportscaster

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FAIL

Ruff

Bombshell ? She's a dog

Jobcentre ejects Jedi Knight

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Wondering...

Makes you wonder why this guy is out of employment.

Well OK it makes you wonder for about 2 seconds....

Jobcentre turns to the iPhone

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Unhappy

How the........?

I'm employed but can't afford an iPhone, how the hell do the jobless do it?

Who on earth authorised the development for this app?

Heads should roll.

Sony: PS3 leap year glitch caused network lockout

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EPIC

My PS3 was dead at 11:58pm GMT but was online again a minute past midnight.

I had to laugh at the news reports this morning at Sony saying they had "fixed" it.

Yerrrr riiiiiight. - don't take credit for it Sony, nobody is buying you did anything but panic.

EPIC FAIL !

DARPA wants military iPhone and Android apps

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Black Helicopters

World Domination?

World Domination?

There's an app for that too!

Oz watchdog nips Pammie Anderson's bikini-clad ass

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WTF?

WTF?

A great advert, should be applauded and given awards.

Old PS3s locked out of PlayStation Network

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FAIL

Midnight fix

I agree with Arthur Daley above, my PS3 was dead at 11:58pm GMT but was online again a minute past midnight.

I had to laugh at the news reports this morning at Sony saying they had "fixed" it.

Yerrrr riiiiiight. - don't take credit for it Sony, nobody is buying it.

EPIC FAIL !

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FAIL

Yes and no

Yes you can manually set the clock and no it doesn't fix it.

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Noooooo

No, the god of gaming had me send my XBox 360 Elite back after it died when only 4 months old!

(Red Ring of Death)

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FAIL

Bah

PSN down agaiiiiiiiiiin !!!

This bites, happened in November last year too, how about some software version control Sony?

Toshiba Camileo S20

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Unhappy

A budget camera, yes.

I bought one of these and it is pants.

Not what I would call HD quality, my pocket stills camera takes better video and the zoom on the S20 is woefull.

Hey, Mr Games Addict! Do you have a problem?

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Grenade

Nah

I'm addicted to Modern Warfare 2

Sky 3D soccer fails to score

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Joke

WOW!

Now even the players look like they are spitting at me!

Looking at those photo's though...........Sky should have gone to SpecSavers.

Stranded Hartlepool pair refuse coastguard rescue

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Joke

Hypothermia

If "uncooperative and irrational behavior" is a symptom of hypothermia then my office is full of people suffering from it.

The Loch Ness Stig gets pixellated

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Go

That's why it's blurred

The Stig was driving the Google cam car, that's why it's blurred.

Teletext toddles off as licence taken

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Stop

Goodbye old friend

Sorry I haven't used you much in 10 years.

CpW unveils new identity excitingness

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2 new companies

but same old crap

Once impenetrable PS3 cracked wide open

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Coffee/keyboard

WooHoo!

At last I can use a state of the art piece of hardware to play Manic Miner.

Glad I sold my old Spektrum 48k for £10 on the boot sale and paid £200+ for my PS3 now.

[Still playing MW2]

Hacker pilfers browser GPS location via router attack

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FAIL

Not accurate

I tested mine and it said I was in Inglewood, Los Angeles, USA.

Pity I'm in England, UK

O2 and Be Broadband speeds dip

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Heart

I'm with O2 Broadband

Everything with O2 Broadband is great apart from their DNS servers - GET THESE SORTED O2 PLEEEEASE !!! (1,103 Kbps average).

X-Box 360 theft suspect busted after online gaming sesh

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Chavbox 360

At last a good use for the XBox 360.

Joking aside, well done to Microsoft and boo to Apple

Half of Sony tellies to go 3D by 2013, says exec

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Stop

FAIL

I don't even want bloody 3D....

...not until a 3D hologram can sit on my coffee table.

Apple adds Tesco as iPhone partner

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Happy

Not holding my breath

Considering O2 are 50% owner in this venture I have to wonder if the Tesco iPhone will be much cheaper than the current O2 offerings.

Would be nice if it actually happens where consumer costs are drasticly cut.

GPS alarm seems alarmingly useless

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The review

Don't buy it then?

Sky talks up subscription 3D merits

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FAIL

It's already here...

@DrXym

@Jeremy Chappell

I have already seen a 3D TV that requires no glasses.

If anyone else wants to see, it is in Harrods, London - (TV dept).

I can't remember if it was an LG or Samsung set, but was very good.

Would I buy one? No, not even if it was £1000

Looking at it was very uncomfortable for my eyes.

Firefox syncing tool Weaves its way into beta status

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Troll

It's a sign!

It must be a sign of my age..........this is the first time I've considered wanting a weave.

Reg hack beats 'Belle de Jour' sex rap

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Paris Hilton

Actually.....

How many people will now claim to be Belle?

Actually I'm Belle de Jour.........

.......hang on........No!.................I'm Spartacus!

Apple wins attack of the clones

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Unhappy

The Clone Wars

Blast! Darth Jobs and his evil empire, which Rebel base will he attack next?

Boinkfest clicks 'Delete' on woman's memory

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Paris Hilton

Smokey

Alice........Alice??........Who F*#@ is Alice?

(All credit to Roy 'Chubby' Brown)

Pirates get extra seat in Euro Parliament

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Paris Hilton

Her phone number

I wonder how long it will be before she removes her mobile phone number from her website....

....and no she's busy Friday night.....already checked.

WTF is this country called America?

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FAIL

WTF?

Who cares?

Burger King cooks up Windows 7 Whopper

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Alert

Which one?

@Jelliphiish - (The first posting from Jelliphiish)

Are you talking about the Burger or the Operating System?

Magpies hold funerals for fallen feathered friends

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Linux

The Birds

It's all very Alfred Hitchcock to me.....

Child porn threat to airport's 'virtual strip search' scanners

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WTF?

FFS!

The world has gone mad...........again.

Torrent crackdown pushing pirates towards file hosting

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HTTP Rulez OK ?

"....BitTorrent is still the single most widely used protocol on the net with HTTP second..."

I disagree HTTP would be used to find the BitTorrent files. Surely HTTP is the most widely used protocol? Every net user uses HTTP, not all of them use the BitTorrent protocol.

I would agree that the BitTorrent protocol generates the most traffic though.

There's water on the Moon, scientists confirm

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Alien

Who?

Who will be the first to bottle & sell it?

Labour to push for broadband tax before election

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FAIL

more damn lies

Yet another tax that will not be spent on what it is being collected for. Road tax isn't all spent on the roads so why would this tax be the same?

Apple's iPhone loses carriers money, claims researcher

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Pirate

Rattle & Hum ?

Sabre rattling from the vendors for a price drop from Apple me thinks! Especially with Christmas on the horizon.

'Exomoonologist': NASA can detect forest moon of Endor

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Kippling

I thought his primary interest would have been cakes, after all they are all exceedingly nice!

HP strikes back on charges for 'free' Windows 7 upgrade

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Taking the P

HP are really taking the P on this one....... (P=piss)

Does this mean that 'HP' should now be known as 'H'

or should they be known as HPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP as they are really taking the P.

Coat icon because HP are already digging in my pockets.

NZ council to scrub Muff Road

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Another family member...

Wasn't the man of the family known as "Big Harry Muff"?

PURE GENIUS! - http://www.muffdivingclub.ie