@nobody has to be vetted
What about the dog?
It's the one with the aniseed in the pocket.
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It's a good job he wasn't flying to .uk as, even when the truth came out, TPTB would still insist on keeping his DNA, adding him to the "no fly" list etc. just in case...
Either that or he would have been shot as he boarded a tube train, on the grounds he was a foreign electrician.
I wonder how long it will be before another of the eight passengers gets pulled in for having "residual traces of explosives" found in their luggage.
Nothing to hide != Nothing to fear.
People that write off Microsoft are overlooking the company's great talent for reinventing itself. Remember it is essentially a marketing / legal operation with an IT division tacked on.
As for IE (and I'm no fan of the wretched thing) anything that still has "only" 63.5% of the market is likely to be around for some time.
As someone once said "Do not underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers".
@Big-nosed Pengie: 01-01-2000 to 31-12-2009 is ten years or one decade. It's just not the FIRST decade of the 21st century.
Given that "nearly ten per cent of passports are lost by young people on nights out", I wonder how many of the bars in Manchester have readers to confirm that the ID card is both genuine and is being used by its owner.
Does iris recognition work after seven pints of strong lager?
It's the one with the pocket full of plastic cards - and the schizophrenia medication.
>The number for the police is no longer 999, it's been changed to...
No no. Modern technology has intervened (as per the Simpsons)
"You have selected - Regicide. If you know the name of the king being killed press 1..."
It's the reflective jacket with "UR SECURITY IS ZERO%" on the back.
Given the "small bookcase"* IQ of the average employment agent, I would say that the attached file is likely to contain the fingerprints of somebody else.
Your file is actually called "Prints (17).jpg" - nobody told the agent to delete the old files from "C:\My Documents\My Prints\" and the instructions told him to attach "Prints.jpg".
My CV contains a gap for the time I worked as a builder's labourer. As it has no relevance to any job I apply for, I don't put it down.
Several interviewers have queried this gap, and my reply is always: "I'm sorry but I cannot discuss that period with you until I have established you have the necessary clearance."
They usually stare, swallow hard and move on.
"Distribution boards" (I presume you mean the multi-socket extension things and not the three-phase cabinet things) are an abomination and something to be avoided if possible.
They are almost invariably made of the cheapest materials available and often fail to make proper contact with the plugs/PSUs plugged into them. ("Is it meant to be making that fizzing noise - and the smoke?")
They also have a tendency to breed and by the time you get three or four extensions down the chain, the noise, voltage drop and heating effects can be noticeable. Especially when the last one has a 3 kW heater plugged into it. ("Well it's cold in that corner.")
Then somebody pulls out the one plugged into the wall to use the vacuum cleaner, and everything in the room goes off. ("Why hasn't the TV recorded my program?")
I also suspect the ones with surge suppressors and the like, could have a bad influence on the signal.
"Well doctor, I was just minding my own business doing a bit of quiet filter feeding when something dropped out of the sky and hit me ... Where? Off the coast of Florida ... Oh I see. Just behind the blow-hole there's a bruise and a lump coming up ... yes quite a big one - I'm going to look like a humpback in the morning ... no I don't know what it was but it hurt like hell. "
We use HM Government approved methods:
PCs - Sell them in bulk to that dodgy-looking guy with the stall at the local car boot sale.
Laptops, notebooks and memory devices - Leave them in the back of a taxi
Software, manuals and printer cartridges - Pile randomly in a large cupboard in case they're needed later.
Well worth the money we paid to those consultants...
I took my nephews to the Science Museum in London a couple of years ago and was surprised to see an ICL 19xx series CPU in a glass case.
It only seems like yesterday when I used to get one of these started on the switches every Monday morning.
<Wipes away tear>
We are told that the aim of a safety camera is to raise driving standards in general. Therefore if you issue points for each offence and then take away the licence when you reach a magic number, you will slowly remove all the "bad" drivers from the road.
So there's no real need for a financial penalty is there.
Hang on there's some flashing lights outside...
> Nearly two-thirds of men polled said they would open a link or attachment from a friend without first checking its provenance, compared to a more cautious 48 per cent of women.
I was going to say that if the email is titled "Cute cat doing silly things" then it's a dead cert that that most of the females in our office will open it.
But, as the Moderatrix is watching, then there's probably not a "right" answer to this one - just like when SWMBO asks me if I think she's putting on weight.
It's the one with "Float like a butterfly, sting like a Bee" on the back.
>I thought "hell the hell can you get links to porn from Doctor Who?" unitl I started reading some the the filenames like "16yr old girl visits doctor who..."
Do not enter the names of both WW2 atomic bombs into a search engine at the same time, unless you want some seriously disturbing results. I speak from personal experience.
Trying to book a hotel in France might be interesting as well...
I used to repair electronic devices under warranty. A lot of these showed evidence of being opened. This was normally just where someone had had a quick look to see if a fuse had blown or similar. These were usually repaired without comment.
The ones that came back with missing parts, broken security labels, chips reversed in their sockets and connectors cut off, were a different matter. Most off these, according to the customer, had "not been opened" and had "gone wrong on their own".
These used to get returned with a sticker inside them saying "Remember what happened when Nero fiddled."
The main difference between the Provisional IRA and Al Q is that members of the former usually arranged to be out of range when their bombs went off. There was also a policy of issuing warnings before their outrages took place.
The suicide bomber approach that Al Q (and other groups) use is a different matter and one that it is very hard to defend against.
Couple that with a government that jumps at shadows, (see icon), and cannot admit to making mistakes, and you get the "everyone is a suspect" mentality that is driving policy at the moment.
I would not be surprised to hear that more people are killed in photography related accidents each year than by terrorism.
You know the sort of thing. "If I lean a bit further over the railings I can get a better view of the beach. Yes it's getting much closer now.."
'Can anyone help me out here?'
Well actually two things come to mind:
1) Alter the copy so that every sentence in the story begins with the phrase "Warning - No IT angle"
2) Think BOFH and arrange that any commentards selecting "Where's the IT angle?" icon are taken to a page that draws their attention to the lack of an IT angle in the story.
Selecting this icon would, of course, also add their name to a list of wanted terrorists and pass their current GPS location to a passing Predator drone.
Can I help you out? Certainly, which way did you come in?