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Signals are grim for Jodrell Bank Observatory after UK science funding decision

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How Much?

None of the reporting that I seen, on TV and elsewhere in the media, including here, says how much money is involved.

So I will yet again ask the question that is crucial to JB and the other science being saved.... How much are we talking about?

Cassette simulator rewinds digital audio to a more analog time in hiss-tory

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Boffin

Where's me pencil?

The simulator is therefore a bit of a quarter-way house.

Can you stick a pencil in it, to wind it forwards or backwards?

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Re: Back in the 1980s...

Can't remember who it was, but there was a radio DJ who encouraged people to pick them up and send them in to him. He'd then play them on the radio. Ostensibly "to find out what is on it", but I'm sure he would have done that beforehand!

Thief posed as Wi-Fi fixing hero, then stole priceless trophy

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We've come to....

Many years ago, prior to the financial Big Bang, my wife worked for an old, traditional stockbroking firm in the City of London.

Antique furniture, all dark polished wood and brass, portraits of the founders and their successors (eg male descendants) on the walls, and over everything, the smell of privilege and of money.

One day someone said "Where's the clock?".

"What clock?".

"The 7-feet tall 200 year old £20,000 antique grandfather clock that stands in Reception.".

"Oh, that one. They came and took it away for repair the other day.".

No they hadn't. Some blokes in overalls had come in, waved a piece of paper around, and told the receptionist that.

It was never seen again.

HS2's latest reset ditches autonomous train tech to get project back on track

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feasibility testing

simplifying the railway would also avoid the time and expense of proving it could safely operate at 360 km/h while avoiding the risk that testing might ultimately show the higher speed was not feasible.

Sounds like the sort of testing I'd rather not be involved in.

How exactly do they determine that the higher speed is not feasible?

Even the Secret Service won't use company-issued phones

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Big Brother

Re: Paranoia Anyone?

> I read somewhere (link lost!) that EU diplomats coming the USA have a standard approach to technology:

Not just EU diplomats. Anyone who cares about security.

Has been standard practice in many areas of business for years.

Amazon Leo's satellite homework is late, but FCC won't flunk it just yet

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Re: Boom!

They are also having them launched by ESA from Kourou.

But, as you say, I think it's unlikely that they could step up with a more frequent launch schedule.

Three in ten HP customers still clinging to Windows 10

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Windows

Ten in ten HP customers still clinging to HP

A much more surprising headline :)

UK armed forces aims for secure comms via optical satellite links

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Lost in the cloud?

How good is short-wave IR at passing through clouds and smoke?

Feds unwittingly leak pilots' pre-crash conversation

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to help the public understand the circumstances of an accident ???

I may be stupid, but I can't see how releasing a spectrographic image will "help the public understand the circumstances of an accident.".

Assuming that it is clear that there are at least two voices in the recording, then it would show that at least one person was conscious in the cockpit. (The other could be a voice alarm or an incoming radio transmission). That's all that I can think of.

Anyone know?

London's police asked Big Tech for comms data over 700,000 times last year

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WTF?

How many???

London’s Metropolitan Police – the UK’s largest police force – asked tech companies to give officers access to private communications data over 700,000 times in 2025 alone

That would be nearly 2000 times every day. That, frankly, is unbelievable.

Are we talking about 700,000 separate, discrete requests? Or does one request covering 100 people count as 100 requests?

About the only way I could believe it is if they have a system which automatically sends out one or more requests (eg to different service providers) every time an individual and their phone number or email is identified.

Ooops, nearly forgot - hi guys! Anything that tells you I'm in London, Folkestone, Rochdale or north Leicestershire (which is where my internet radio thinks I am) is wrong :)

UK government prescribes Single Patient Record for NHS data chaos

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Re: Kickbacks matter

Johnson's multitude may be too young to benefit yet.

His oldest four - that we know about - are between 25 and 32 years old.

His youngest four - that we know about - are between 1 and 6.

And the only illegitimate one that we know about is about 17.

London’s BT Tower to get rooftop swimming pool

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Re: Do you remember when...

...taking photographs of it was officially discouraged under the Official Secrets Act.

Really? I must dig out the old postcard of it that I have somewhere. I used to work in Fitzrovia, and the shops were full of such postcards.

Reason I bought it is that the photograph was taken from the junction of Rathbone Street and Charlotte Place, and consequently included the Duke of York, a fine pub in which I spent many nights and played many darts matches.

Passport to £££: Home Office adds £216M to travel doc contract before a single bid's been placed

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Re: Knees

You know the country is on its knees when it cannot even make its own passports.

My wife and I have just renewed our UK passports, and it took less than two weeks from filling in the online forms and sending the old ones in.

With regular email upates to keep us informed of progress.

So, whoever is doing it, and wherever, keep it up!

UK drivers' agency shrugs off claims of week-long booking site smashes, blames browser configs

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Re: captcha tests?

There was a long sequence of CAPTCHA tests which were impossible (we want things that are the same as the reference,but had no relationship to the refetence).

Yup. Reference picture - aeoplane taking off. Other pictures - trains, elephants, and burgers. WTF?

Tried skipping the test - no luck, just repeated itself a few times. Eventually clicked a train, on the basis that it's a mode of transport, as is a plane. But an elephant can be, as well. Didn't work.

Eventually, after a different test - click all things that float on water - I made it to the login screen.

Using bog-standard Firefox on Windows 11, and have a driving licence, so didn't go further.

I thought these captchas helped train autonomous cars to recognise things? Bit worrying if they can't tell a plane from a burger, or need to know what does and doesn't float :)

NASA boss: make Pluto a planet again

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Trump's Golden Dome gets $3.2B of contractors and an AI sprinkle

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Boffin

Re: value for money

"This cost around $350 billion to set up and around $4 billion a year to operate. It reportedly works 57 percent of the time in tests."

So they've had 9 tests, and it worked on 5. Then they bumped the figure up by 1 so that it wasn't too obvious.

If malware via monitor cables is a matter of national security, this might be the gadget for you

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Black Helicopters

Goldilocks - just right, or too good to be true?

these devices are equipped with hardware that identifies malicious traffic in the data channel, blocking the transfer between computer and display.

I'm thinking that it's a bit too late by then....

We're also told that the SilentGlass gizmos are threat-agnostic, meaning they are capable of detecting any kind of nastiness

Checks calendar - nope, April 1st was a while ago.

Ignores obvious comment about filtering out anything from/about the US Government.

Wonders how they can detect any kind of nastiness - including those not yet invented. And how it can let through all the stuff that you want, without labelling any of it "nasty".

Thinks we must be getting into Godel/Turing incompleteness/undecidability territory there.

Then remembers that Goldilocks is a fairy tale.

Opsec oopsie: Dutch navy frigate location outed by mailing it a Bluetooth tracker

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Black Helicopters

In the 1990s, the newspapers in Washington knew something was up prior to the invasion of Iraq, because the parking lot patterns at the Pentagon were changing.

That truly is "traffic analysis" :)

Peace President's Iran war piles more pain on already battered PC market

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Trollface

Re: Dreamer

When I grow up I want to be president of the United States.

Don't be silly, dear. You can't do both!

US military contractor open sources tool for validating hidden communications networks

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Black Helicopters

Re: Nothing new?

Actually, it's more like a modern version of what the Orange Book called "covert channels", extended to include wide area communications networks. (I presume the Red Books covered that?).

Though I wonder if it can detect delights such as covert timing channels.

NASA points fingers at Boeing and chaotic culture for Starliner debacle

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I heard that one of the comments was that the engineers had to prove it was unsafe to fly

Only one way to do that. And it happened :( Proven by management, though, not the engineers.

Healthcare security: Write login details on whiteboard, hope for the best

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FAIL

Re: The Oddest Thing

A lot of practices in these parts appear to use the same security card on a lanyard tech as banks use for their teller's terminals. A couple of minutes of inactivity the card has to be swiped again to unlock the terminal and applications.

Not in the NHS hospital I was in recently. The nurses would wheel round trolleys carrying integrated PCs, screens, keyboards... and smartcard readers. The system would keep them logged on as long as the smartcard was in the reader. It didn't time them out. The nurses, of course, frequently left their PCs logged in and unattended for long periods while they dealt with the needs of the patients...

Musk distracts from struggling car biz with fantastical promise to make 1 million humanoid robots a year

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Optimus, as described by Tesla...

... is "A general purpose, bi-pedal, humanoid robot capable of performing tasks that are unsafe, repetitive or boring."

The ideal audience for Donald Trump, then.

Pope warns flock to raise their faces, protect their voices in fightback against AI

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Devil

He said what?

He said AI is turning people into "passive consumers of unthought thoughts"

My irony meter has just exploded. Coming from the head of a worldwide, extremely rich organisation that demands blind faith and unthinking obedience from its users, sorry, customers, sorry, marks (no, not St Mark), this is a bit much.

You could rewrite that whole piece to refer to organised religion, not to AI, and it wouldn't need much alteration at all.

Crossrail? More like Borkrail...

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Re: What's wrong with 'The Circle Line'?

you could do loops of London by staying on one train (I know a couple of people that claim to have done so, or think that they did so, after one too many).

Was often done by the homeless. Warm, dry, and relatively safe - albeit noisy.

UK border tech budget swells by £100M as Home Office targets small boat crossings

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Facepalm

Re: Home Office targets small boat crossings

You do realise that the people smugglers are mostly not in the UK, and even if we knew who they are, we can't just go and arrest them?

That's why we need more co-operation with European governments and then police forces.

"Taking back control"? Quite the opposite!

Marching orders delayed: Veterans' Digital ID off to a slow start

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FAIL

easier and faster?

"Later this year, the digital driving license will be rolled out more widely, enabling people to store their driving license on their phone, making it easier and faster to prove who you are and your driving entitlements," GDS said in a blogpost.

Easier & faster? Than whipping my licence (with a 'c', not an 's') out of my pocket, and showing them my photo on one side and the classes of vehicle I can drive on the other?

Yer 'avin' a larf, aintcha?

CES 2026 worst in show: AI girlfriends, a fridge that won't open unless you talk to it, and more

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Joke

Voice activated fridge with no handles

Internet outage? You know the drill.

Know it? You'll need the drill :)

UK urged to unplug from US tech giants as digital sovereignty fears grow

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Black Helicopters

Re: Please Do

They're not as good at breaking modern encryption as you think they are.

Maybe not, but - like many other agencies - they will be storing it until they can.

Recent-past data that can be searched automatically can still be incriminating.

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Black Helicopters

Re: Please Do

Personal mail/sever in Europe.

Won't that mean that the NSA is copying everything coming to you and going from you?

Your smart TV is watching you and nobody's stopping it

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Holmes

Pot, kettle...

if Hisense and TCL have conducted surveillance in the way the lawsuits accuse them of, they'd potentially be required to share all data with the Chinese Communist Party.

And if they were US companies, they would potentially be required to share all data with the US Government.

Which could be useful next time you want to mount an illegal military assault and kidnapping in another sovereign country. Even if Maduro is a nasty piece of work.

Starlink to lower orbits of thousands of satellites over safety concerns

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Re: Horses for Courses--and the course has changed.

it turns out that 22,236 mi (35,786 km for snooty folks) is actually quite a long ways up. This has several implications:

Network latency is one.

Maybe you're too young to have experienced this one, but us oldies remember inter-continental phone calls where you said your bit and then left some dead time, waiting for the response.

Or maybe you forgot, and assumed that the other person wasn't saying anything, and you started up again, only to find yourself talking over their reply. Then they'd hear what you had started saying. So you'd waste precious seconds - those calls were expensive! - re-synching yourselves.

Waymo pings updates to San Francisco fleet to prevent power outage chaos 2.0

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Holmes

Phoning home for a decision?

in cases where its cars have to decide how to proceed through a dark intersection, it may send an additional request back to Waymo HQ for confirmation that its decision is the correct one

How would Waymo HQ know?

Do they have live video of every intersection? But there's been a power failure....

Datacenters planned for Scotland could end up draining a loch of power

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Aye. So many opportunities for joined-up government thinking here.

Decouple the price of electricity from that of natural gas. Allow people and industry to pay the real price of their power. Cheaper electricity for the datacentres. "And also for the Jocks, though. Can't have that!"

Look at possible use of the small nuclear power generators that they have been talking about. Could be ideal. Although there are environmental considerations, of course, and it's not clear what the Scottish people's attitude would be. Are you completely anti-nuclear, or just against nuclear weapons?

BTW, "power too cheap to meter" originated in the US in the 1950s, applied to nuclear power generation. Large-scale hydroelectricity in Scotland goes back to the 1920s and 1930s, with smaller schemes before that.

UK minister ducks cost questions on nationwide digital ID scheme

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And then let's keep it all on your phone! A small gadget that can easily be stolen (or lost).

Surely it's "accessed by" a phone, not "kept on" a phone???

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Re: Kerching!

it is estimated that about 84,000 phones are stolen annually

I was assuming that the digital IDs would be accessible via a phone, not actually held on one?

So, making the necessary assumption that effective user ID and authentication is in place, a phone being stolen shouldn't be too inconvenient. Until you get a new one, you should be able to look it up on someone else's, if you trust them.

Cloudflare coughs, half the internet catches a cold

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FAIL

Up and down...

... like you know what :)

14:50 GMT. Using a VPN. Cloudfare connections in Amsterdam, Tokyo, Bucharest are fine one minute, then gone the next.

UK asks cyberspies to probe whether Chinese buses can be switched off remotely

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Big Brother

Oh really?

"Currently, Ruter can disconnect the bus from the internet by removing the SIM card, as all connectivity to the network goes through this single point. This ensures that we retain local control if necessary,"

It's a bus. How many SIMs can the manufacturer conceal in it? Even allowing for the need for positioning for reliable communications...

MPs urge government to stop Britain's phone theft wave through tech

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Megaphone

Plus HOLD THE DAMN THING PROPERLY. It's a *****ing phone, hold it like a ****ing phone, not like a bloody spit tray.

The BBC this week interviewed someone who had had her phone stolen something like five times.

"Nowadays I keep it out of sight and only take it out when I need it.", she moaned. "That's not how it was meant to be.".

The worrying thing is that they let people like that vote, and breed.

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Mushroom

Here's an idea... Why don't we plant a tiny explosive charge in every mobile device,

The IDF already thought of that :(

Pentagon decrees warfighters don't need 'frequent' cybersecurity training

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WTF?

Don't tell the boss!

Cybersecurity training, beards, and body fat have something in common, according to the Pentagon. They're not helping the US military fight and win wars.

What do the bloated Commander-in-Chief and his hirsute veep make of this?

UK police caught slacking off by jamming their keyboards while working from home

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Flame

I can sell them a keyboard

Every now and then it sends out a stream of F1s, and a myriad of help pages start opening up on the screen.

The PC's fan (that's the thing inside the case, not a friend of Plod) starts working overtime, and eventually something breaks and it all stops working.

More electronic waste :(

US gov shutdown leaves IT projects hanging, security defenders a skeleton crew

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Coat

Re: They won't

The Democrats have turned themselves into a clown show.

You're so lucky to have two of them now!

Britain's policing minister punts facial recog nationwide

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Facepalm

Re: How many of those were in error?

It's not the police's fault if those arrested don't get convicted.

But is IS their fault if they don't even get charged.

Not everyone that Plod arrests ends up in a courtroom, you know.

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Holmes

But how many people charged?

At the time it said the two forces have used LFR to make 580 arrests over the previous 12 months.

The number of arrests is meaningless. They could all be innocent people.

What would be more relevant would be the number charged - on its own, and compared to the number arrested.

The number convicted would also be of interest.

Cyber threat-sharing law set to shut down, along with US government

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Re: Halloween, government shutdown...

Has tRump redfined the date of Halloween to 1st October?? Missed that on my side of the pond!

EU starting registration of fingerprints and faces for short-stay foreigners

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Re: Oh no it won't...

Just need to keep track of which fingerprint prints you're using for each ID when enrolling it so you can print the right ones out when travelling.

The US system requires all of your fingerprints.

I imagine the EU system will be the same.

(Quite sensible, because it allows for fingers being damaged or amputated.)

Check your own databases before asking to see our passport photos, Home Office tells UK cops

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WTF?

But... driving licences

Seems a bit odd to complain about a few hundred searches in a year, when they routinely make passport photos available to DVLA for driving licences.

Politicos: 'There is a good strong case for government intervention' on JLR cyberattack

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Re: Well well well

Uptick for bringing up negligence.

Yes, there's an immediate problem to be dealt with.

Which must be followed by an in-depth investigation of how it happened, and prosecution of anyone who was negligent, refused to spend money on security, ignored the advice they were given, etc etc. Not just at the grunt level, but all the way up the management chain.

Comparisons could be made with the PO Horizon scandal. My understanding there is that the police are waiting until the public inquiry concludes - so as not to influence it - before deciding who should be charged with what.

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