* Posts by coozoe

7 publicly visible posts • joined 29 Jul 2008

US boffins hail lab-grown rabbit todger

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Thank you may I have another

doesn't the world have enough pr?cks?

US parkies in 'burrow-buster' marmot detonation campaign

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Rodents have the same rights as human animals

Rodents must die! I'd enjoy seeing that trick, but with a sewer pipe. You know, one large enough to fit you into it.

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Bassey is a bit gassey

Bassey - You mean you were evolved with no chemicals, medicines, or education? You have lived off the land then. How did you get a computer, Mr. Natural?

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Why not reduce the human population?

The squirrels would normally be managed by other wildlife who are not allowed in the park. Get all the humans out, and let the area go natural. Nature knows what to do, unlike the mutant idiots who call themselves human.

My name really is Ivan O'Toole, admits Ivan O'Toole

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This guy got the bird from his parents

His name was Bob O'Link. I worked with him.

eBay changes anger smaller sellers

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Paypal holds what's left of your money for interest $

eBay says you can pay with your bank account OR credit card and it's immediately paid to the seller. WRONG! If you only list a bank account, it becomes an eCheck and cart blanch for PayPal to hold your money as long as its accountants tell it to.

Doctors: Third babies are the same as patio heaters

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Oh, They Blashpheme!

Never tell a human to curb you-know-what. We'll kill everything else on the planet and still never admit there are too many of us. 95% of humans are nothing more than consumers; the other 5% know they are consumers too but don't make copies.