Re: PHP is not…
You realise that 'commentary' is from 2012, right? You still quoting it as a 'proof' that PHP is bad just shows you have no recent knowledge of the language other than prejudices perpetuated on the internet.
This reaction commentary is also 5 years old, but even then the lion's share of problems from the original commentary had been fixed:
http://maettig.com/2020-09-16-revisiting-a-fractal-of-bad-design
You can write crappy code in any language, if we stopped using C/C++ because of all the people who don't know how to check for buffer overflows, we'd have to shut down most of the internet.