* Posts by Phil Holden

2 publicly visible posts • joined 28 Jul 2008

UK.gov to spend hundreds of millions on snooping silo

Phil Holden
Coat

Hmm

So then miscreants will be obvious as they use the Royal Mail, talk to people in person, and dislike the internet.......

WAIT A MINUTE!!

That's everyone over 50.

Arghhhh the grey terror is nigh.

US man cuffed for executing lawnmower

Phil Holden
Boffin

A Child and His Lawnmower

Some clown in Sacramento was dragged into court

He shot his lawnmower

It disobeyed, it wouldn't start

Might makes right, it's the American way

They fined him $60 and sent him on his way

You know, some people don't take no shit

Maybe if they did they'd have half a brain left