* Posts by Helmut Watson

3 publicly visible posts • joined 28 Jul 2008

Opera Mini de-betas on Android

Helmut Watson
FAIL

De-betas??

Surely that should have read de-betafied ??

Don't call me Ishmael

Helmut Watson

Server/PC names

I always call my servers God2, God3, etc on the basis that they are omniprescent. Server-connected printers become God2s pencil, God2s crayon, etc and the router becomes God2s earpiece.

In a similar vein my personal PCs are always called Braincell2, Braincell3, etc on the basis that I've only got 1 left inside my own head!

Woof !

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Doctors: Third babies are the same as patio heaters

Helmut Watson
Happy

Where's my carbon credits?

I have no kids at all therefore I should be receiving carbon credits to sell to those that want more surely?

Woof !

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