* Posts by Philip Grass

2 publicly visible posts • joined 27 Jul 2008

OAP sues Apple for $1m after walking into store's glass door

Philip Grass
Joke

More thinking required

In Germany you often see silhouettes of hawks stuck on glass windows to stop other birds flying into windows. Obviously what you need here is a silhouette of something that will repel the poor lady. Answers on a postcard please ...

PS. Just to clarify, we don't superglue real hawks to the windows, only black plastic shapes.

Doctors: Third babies are the same as patio heaters

Philip Grass
Happy

Third Babies - the solution

So the simple solution would be to fly all UK mums to Ethiopia for their births !