Re: Dabbs has been told right
Why do we need artificial stupidity when there's such an excess of real stupidity around?
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This was obviously why the Japanese were testing their Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator last week...
So the testing of the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator worked.
But does the Hayabusa2 now have an unobstructed view of Venus one wonders?
He has now worked himself up into a state of terror, worrying that everything he writes here will be recorded, probed and analysed.
Don't worry - we commentards have been analysing and probing everything you write for years.
And as you've survived all that, you should have nothing to worry about from anyone else...
Likewise it's certainly not nostalgia - resizing, converting to a different format, tidying up things (removing scan speckling, watermarks and other stuff if you just want to include part of an image or screenshot into something).
For those kind of quick and simple tweaking jobs Paint is the perfect tool. Use it on an almost daily basis along with the snapshot tool and screen grabbing and it's served superbly.
But then I guess in this day and age just actually being useful isn't enough if it's not whizzy and fancy, offering all sorts of showy crap on top that gets in the way and no-one actually wants or has a practical use for. But then I'm an engineer and I try not to fix stuff that isn't broken anyway...
That was what I was wondering too, I wouldn't have expected the law in this respect to be vastly different regardless of where it went to trial along the route. Obligatory IANAL statement at this point notwithstanding.
Either that or the defendant is just trying to find a way to keep appealing via the back door until she maybe gets the verdict she actually wants (ie not guilty), although so far it just seems like she'll be racking up legal fees that she needs to pay instead as she obviously is.
Although the converse is also true.
During my post-grad days I knew a few professors who, whilst extremely gifted in their particular field, would make you wonder how they actually survived day to day, and if they could manage tasks like boiling water or tying shoe laces unaided.
The trick of course with all people of whatever level or standing is not to prejudge, knowing that a moron will always prove themselves without any need for such prejudice, as will a guru. You just have to let them do so.
One of the best demonstrations of such things (back at my old Alma Mata - Nottingham) was a metal tea tray and the 6T magnet at the NMR building. The thing was wound up to full strength and the tray carefully set up vertically at the mouth of the magnet (in the hole where they fed the patients in).
The technician then proceeded to lean his full weight onto it, and it quite happily supported him, even when he leaned on it to an angle of ~45 degrees or so. Quite an impressive sight to see, given he wasn't the smallest of chaps eitjher (think ~6ft 4 and played for the uni rugby team).
I work with both BCl3 (where we do use it for doping poly and amorphous silicon layers) and ClF3 - and both are indeed "interesting" compounds (in the ancient Chinese sense).
The trick is to make sure ClF3 stays gaseous in the supply pipework. If it liquifies, then it's extremely corrosive, and has been known when encountering bends in the pipe to merrily continue straight onward through the wall of the pipework.
An interesting side-note - due to its behaviour in relation to pressure, one of ClF3's earlier usage cases was in WW2 depth charges...
Arsenic more normally, although always fun when one of the gang supporting them has been out for a decent Italian the night before and the odour of garlic is strong (for those who don't know, Arsine gas smells like garlic).
One we had in the past was when someone forgot to close off one of the valves on the air supply for the respirator systems used. There was a rather loud popping "BANG" from within the little walled-off compound that contained all of the Arsenic tools.
Of course no gas alarm as it was just compressed air, but the look of confused panic in the area of the cleanroom nearby was rather memorable as people briefly wondered what had happened and whether they should leg it given what they heard but without any alarms (before sense prevaled and they did so).
Around those tools (which I have been for over 2 decades) you learn that smells like garlic (Arsine) or rotten fish (Phosphine) should always be respected regardless of alarms. Of course the fact that if you can smell Arsine it's at a strong enough concentration to be a fatal dose anyway, but you try not to think about that.
From past experience it's normally where the delivery drone has dumped it in the first place for safe keeping so it's dry and protected.
Presumably in a customer service attempt to cut out the middle-man and save you the effort?
Just blame Kevin Spacey?
The press release was probably written by their engineer who was scheduled to call on me a few years back between 1pm and 6pm, and left a card through the door at 11:30am saying there was no-one there and to rebook a new appointment (doubly irritating as I was actually in then too, but there was no knock or doorbell ring either).
Also the fun one for those using the weighing technique of when you buy light items.
Most recent one I had was trying to buy a couple of cards from Tesco, which point blank refused to acknowledge that I'd put them in the bagging area and had to call for meatbag assistance, twice.
The resigned look on the assitant's face when he had to come back a second time within a minute rather eloquently expressed his feelings for his demanding mechanical charges...
On the subject of automating things, a special mention needs to be made also of the "self-service" scanners at airport arrivals passport control.
I'm a very regular UK-based business traveller (British passport), and use them all around the world. And they work very well in any number of locations (recently Israel, Italy and France), in fact all except one. Yes, in the last 10 returns to the UK, not once have the damn things worked with my passport and I've invariably been asked to "seek assistance" and so trudge to the queue for the one immigration officer set aside for we poor rejects.
And this is before all the current governmental crap reaches it's sorry conclusion (if it ever will). I'm wondering if we ever do leave whether miraculously it will start working fine again, or if that will be the point Skynet will decide as I seem to spend more time outside the UK than in it recently that I'm locked out permanently...
Damn, now I've got Tom Lehrer playing in my brain.
Ah well, time to dig out "An Evening Wasted..." again.
“Just as the United States was the first to reach the Moon in the twentieth century, so too will it be the first to we’ll be the first nation to return astronauts to the Moon in the twenty-first century,” astroboffin Pence fiercely pledged in conclusion [yes, yes, that's enough non-Fake News the president wants us all to write – ed.] ®
Forget fake or real, it might actually be better first if it made linguistic sense. Or is it just someone at El Reg who can't type, transcribe or edit properly?
I still say learning the lyrics from most of "An Evening Wasted..." was one of the better educational outcomes of my university years.
And over 20 years later I can still join you in a duet of Poisoning Pigeons, although my voice is arguably enough to do it without resorting to any peanuts or cyanide.