* Posts by Anonymous Custard

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LegoGPT is here to make your blocky dreams come true

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Boffin

Re: God Mode

I was going to say much the same thing.

The adult me thinks it's a fun use of GPT (or at least better than some recent ones).

The kid in me is horrified that it kills off the best part of Lego, that being taking a bunch of bricks and seeing where your imagination took you.

Like the difference between building the actual kit itself by following the instructions, but then smashing it up again and seeing what else the same bricks could make freeform.

Microsoft wants us to believe AI will crack practical fusion power, driving future AI

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Trollface

Re: AI will crack practical fusion power...

Certainly closer to toxic waste emission than fusion is...

Techie solved supposed software problem by waving his arms in the air

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Re: Phonetic Alphabets

You are son of the Djel and I claim my five pPounds.

GNU pTP, in deep homage to pPG Wodehouse

'I guess NASA doesn't need or care about my work anymore'

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Headmaster

Re: The Internet never forgets

"When I am right no one remembers, when I am wrong, no one forgets."

- Larry Goetz (and possibly Muhammad Ali too).

Windows profanity filter finally gets a ******* off switch

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Now there's a self-fulfilling prophecy if I ever saw one...

What the **** did you put in that code? The client thinks it's a cyberattack

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Re: "Clever" machine obscenity detection...

Or Penistone, Staines, Clitheroe, Twatt (in the Orkey islands) and any number of <place> cum <nearby place> locations all over rural England...

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Mushroom

Sounds more like an FTB issue to me...

Or possibly it's just out of cheese?

GNU Terry Pratchett

DARPA to 'radically' rev up mathematics research. Yes, with AI

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Headmaster

Re: So how long will it take

And only if BS Johnson was from Indiana rather than Discworld...

SpaceX Dragon cargo capsule docks to the International Space Station

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Alien

Re: Off-topic but ...

I was wondering more if his parents were fans of Douglas Adams...

Need a Linux admin? Ask a hair stylist to introduce you to a worried mother

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Headmaster

Re: Cos Open Source

the kid in the bedroom is learning creating and supporting the systems that run the world.

FTFY

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Coat

That'd certainly be McCool...

California sues President Tariff

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Alien

Re: Its a multi polar civil war

.... preferably from another country planet!

Or given some of the parties involved here seem to be in a world of their own, is that too risky?

And don't travel by SpaceX.

Microsoft blames 'latent code issue' after Windows 11 upgrades sneak past admin blockades

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Curve or end?

Static electricity can be shockingly funny, but the joke's over when a rack goes dark

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Boffin

Re: Shocking experience

Have we just invented the anti-static jockstrap here?

OK great, UK is building loads of AI datacenters. How are we going to power that?

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Re: Hmm

That's where the Conservatives could campaign around a promise to get rid of renewable energy, re-open the pits, resurrect the NCB and NUM and create an AI powered holographic Scargil

Vote Tory and support our glorious 5year plan for national coal power and shiny biceps

And then Labour would attack them for stealing their previous stance when they elected Corbyn as leader...?

Microsoft lists seven habits of highly effective Windows 11 users

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Re: Seven habits ?

Habit 12: Insert two pencils in your nose as well as wearing aforesaid pants on your head.

Wubble wubble wubble

Samsung trumps USA's tariffs by making displays in Mexico, and elsewhere if needed

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Make the tea?

The televisions can also interact with Samsung appliances to “suggest optimal usage solutions”. Whatever that is.

Your Samsung TV can now detect an upcoming ad break, and tell your Samsung kettle in advance to boil water to make a cuppa?

Dev loudly complained about older colleague, who retired not long after

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Boffin

Re: Inverse problem, kinda ...

I've known a customer semiconductor fab site where they required shirt and tie, even for those of us work working in the cleanroom in the usual bunny-suit.

Funnily enough the place wasn't popular, and hasn't been in business now for a couple of decades.

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Headmaster

Re: What management need to know

And if you ever want a yardstick about how much you do actually know about a subject, just try teaching it to someone else and gauge how my information they actually gain on the subject.

From personal experience of watching others attempting this test, the quickest indicator is whether the "expert" welcomes the questions and challenges from the trainees, or they loathe them.

How do you explain what magnetic fields do to monitors to people wearing bowling shoes?

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Pint

Re: Not really a fix, but magnetic fields were involved

Only on drinking tours.

The academic parts were both done at the former.

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Re: Ones Aurora

The trick for new jars is the wrong end of a teaspoon inserted under the lid-edge and twisted a little to release the vacuum within the jar.

Once that's done, the lid will screw off easily. Of course it does require enough gap to be present to get the spoon in (and requires a spoon!), but it's a handy little trick.

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Trollface

Re: Ones Aurora

Especially if there are cabbages also involved (of the human variety)...

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Headmaster

Re: Not really a fix, but magnetic fields were involved

Professor Sir Martyn Poliakoff?

And his legendary YouTube channels - here and here

Full disclosure - I'm a double Nottingham physics graduate (BSc and PhD).

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Re: Not really a fix, but magnetic fields were involved

Back in my prehistoric uni days, I had a friend whose room was around 100m or so from an MRI scanner with a 6T magnet (Uni of Notts, Cripps Hall just near to the MRI building where they pioneered work on the things and still did optimisation etc on them at the time - RIP Prof Mansfield).

He could always tell when the thing was fired up by the interesting effect it had on his computer monitor (Cub monitor on a BBC-B - I did say this was prehistoric).

Tech trainer taught a course on software he'd never used and didn't own

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Re: been on many courses where the trainer has no answers

...possibly with a new bit of notation thrown in and the blackboard's wiped clean for the next stage.

Back in my prehistoric undergrad days, we had a lecturer who had refined that one. He would write two or three blackboards worth of stuff up (the boards were side by side), and then proceed to pace up and down in front of them whilst lecturing/explaining.

The problem was he also (for some reason) insisted on wearing his academic robes when teaching, and every time he about-faced they billowed out and did a fair job of wiping the board behind him. So after a few minutes there were large gaps in his text, which he never seemed to notice for some reason.

Hence we had to frantically copy stuff down as he was writing it at the beginning, as we knew full well that it wouldn't survive the time when he was actual explaining it.

Suffice it to say he was not a popular lecturer.

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Boffin

Re: been on many courses where the trainer has no answers

My A-level chemistry teacher was also the school safety rep.

Only issue was he was also a lunatic, who actually taught us to make stuff like nitrogen tri-iodide (which we did quite regularly) and even on one occasion TNT (we were doing something with toluene and his comment was "whatever you do, don't do <age addled brain cannot remember> or it'll become TNT"). So of course some of my peers decided to make some, which resulted in a small beaker that was used being found the next morning in a prep room fume cupboard (where it had been left intact the night before) in many small pieces.

His favourite experiment (which we did several times) was the red lead rocket/volcano/fountain, and apparently one time (so he told us) he did the "balloon full of hydrogen popping" experiment with a wheelie-bin bag and only avoided taking out all the windows in the classroom by another teacher opening the door to come in at an opportune moment.

I ended up as a Physicist by training (and electronics process engineer by employment) but will always remember his lessons fondly. Nice one Michael, wherever you are (and in however many pieces).

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Boffin

Re: been on many courses where the trainer has no answers

The best (ie worst) one I ever had was the mandatory safety training when going on-site at a certain customer.

Course given by a young lad who had no clue, including a slide on LOTO (lock-out, tag-out). All fine, except the breaker was locked out in the ON position, not the OFF one.

So being the engineering sort (as well as a trainer myself within our company, both for over 25 years) I told him there was something wrong with his slide and asked him if he could spot it.

I left him staring at it and looking confused for a few minutes before pointing out the issue, with the suggest that he go find whoever actually wrote his course and do something highly unsafe to them.

Biggest problem of all though was I went back to the same site a couple of years later and had to redo the course (it was an annual one).

Different trainer (although equally clueless) but guess what, exactly the same (uncorrected) slide.

Deja-vu kicked in, followed later in the afternoon by a quiet word with our company safety officer that if the customer course wasn't corrected, we should threaten stop work and decline to go on-site for safety reasons until it was corrected (ironically the customer in question makes big lip-service about safety).

Weeks with a BBC Micro? Good enough to fix a mainframe, apparently

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Joke

Re: Power cycling bigger kit is not a hobby I would endorse

Volkswagen branched out into vacuum cleaners? Who knew...?

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Headmaster

Re: Memories having a secretary

And then the realisation dawned concerning who actually ran the place, as opposed to who thought they did?

The mantra is true for both academia and industry - get on the good side of the secretaries (assistants nowadays), storesmen, technicians, security and cleaning staff and you can get anything done anywhere.

We also had the same situation at work a while back, where some bright spark mandated that everyone now had to use Concur and arrange their own travel when on business trips.

All to save on the salaries of maybe 3-4 part time ladies who used to handle everything with efficient grace at a rapid speed.

Cue everyone from the engineers up to vice presidents trying to tame Concur, getting frustrated and angry and of course taking 3-4 times longer than aforesaid part timers did it.

And that's not to mention the hourly rate difference involved, compounded by the extended period of time wasted in the DIY effort...

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Headmaster

Re: Typing Pools...

Especially given the "impeccable timing" (to quote) of the start of his career at the CEGB in 1979, just after the Three Mile Island incident.

BOFH: Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot?

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Microsoft minutes

Ah the age-old chestnut of the Microsoft Minute of Windows update (and nowadays on File Explorer copying too), each one of which can vary in duration from microseconds to eons.

As measured on a rubber stopwatch or some other Daliesque clock...

User complained his mouse wasn’t working. But he wasn’t using a mouse

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Coat

Re: Things are obvious once you know

Escape is the key to many things, especially on a Friday afternoon...

Glitchy taxi tech blew cover on steamy dispatch dalliance

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Trollface

Re: Early email ettiquete

I certainly saw her in a different light from then on.

A red one?

Microsoft goes native with Copilot. Again

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Trollface

Re: Dunning-Kruger

They're called managers and directors...

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Terminator

It's the slow step-by-step sequence towards just removing the user.

See icon for details...

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Headmaster

Re: users can ask questions about their PC, such as :

Once upon a time I'm sure readers remember the 'Uninstall/Install Windows Features' back when you could decide what weird and wonderful stuff you wanted on your Windows PC (see icon). That seems to have gone by the by.

It's still in there, under programs and features in the control panel (available in the left-hand menu, requires admin privs). At least it is on my home machine.

Admittedly it's buried down deep enough to be recyclable as firelighter, and so deep into the maze that is the current Windows start menu that you risk running into a minotaur if you take a wrong turn...

One stupid keystroke exposed sysadmin to inappropriate information he could not unsee

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Re: Confidential.....

P1ggy

Untrained techie botched a big hardware sale by breaking client's ERP

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Re: Anit-Sales - or not?

It would mean opening the black box and understanding how the company actually does things.

In my experience, that's often beyond the capabilities of manglement, either as it's too scary or it's beneath their opinion of themselves.

They just look at spreadsheets and PowerBi dashboards without wondering where the data and profits actually come from.

DIMM techies weren’t allowed to leave the building until proven to not be pilferers

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Trollface

Re: DIMMs

With enough enthusiasm and possibly a hammer, anything can be inserted anywhere...

(fnar fnar)

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Headmaster

Re: Many years ago

Nah, a blood sacrifice was obviously an undocumented part of the update procedure to appease the gods and make sure the damn things booted up again afterwards.

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Trollface

Re: DIMMs

did you know it's possible to insert a DIMM the wrong way round and force it into the socket?

Never underestimate the power and potential of brute force and ignorance, especially when manglement are involved...

HP Inc to build future products atop grave of flopped 'AI pin'

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...HP does still make a whole bunch of things other than printers...

Mistakes, f**k-ups, howlers, abominations, redundant people, crazy decisions...

Microsoft declutters Windows 11 File Explorer in the name of Euro privacy

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Wishful thinking...

And it warned that an imminent update to delete Recall will delete a user's existing snapshots - all of them. The company said: "This important update will improve your experience."

Well one can dream...

Techie pointed out meetings are pointless, and was punished for it

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Re: "Blackcurrants" or "Currants, Black"?

Currants of colour

Why do younger coders struggle to break through the FOSS graybeard barrier?

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Style

One thing I see as a contributor to a long-existing and large FOSS project is the generational difference in coding styles.

It quite often occurs that contributions from the new generation needs a fair amount of work simply because the younger coders have been taught different styles of coding to older ones.

And for a mature project, everything is in the older style simply due to being written by people who grew up learning such older/established standards.

If the new stuff gets included as-is, then you get issues of readability and debugging, but conversely it's not unknown for newer coders to get disheartened by the requirement to follow standards (especially given the volunteer nature of the contribution, even leaving aside any "ego" thinking that the code is perfect as it works).

And unfortunately I can see tools like ChatGPT and CoPilot potentially making this even worse, or requiring older code to be completely rewritten if it's output does become the new standard.

Diversity, equity, and inclusion is not an illusion, but it soon might be

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Trollface

Your choice...

Tom Lehrer had it nailed in the 60's, although in his case it was in relation to the US Army.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0L_rD7CCe4

Does this thing run on a 220 V power supply? Oh. That puff of smoke suggests not

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Trollface

Re: Whats in a name?

And no word of an alkali...

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Trollface

Re: "built to survive minor accidents"

"When it's brown, it's cooked. When it's black and smoking, it's buggered..."

Sounds like it could have been one of Lester's post-pub nosh mantras.

RIP and still missed...

I was told to make backups, not test them. Why does that make you look so worried?

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Headmaster

Re: Backing up the Internet

I can empathise with that live.

We've recently started moving in that exact way (some edict from on-high that PST files are now to be verboten for some reason) and so I'm piloting such a move as all my stuff is in nicely organised PSTs that our IT crowd can easy grab and upload in the background directly.

One got missed though, so I've spent today copying it within Outlook. At the start (around 9:30am) it said 3-4 hours remaining, and as of now (3:45pm) it's about 1/3 done and is saying 12 hours remaining (and it's locked out Outlook, so I'm doing mails via the webmail portal instead).

Gotta love those elastic Microsoft minutes - guess whose laptop is going to spend the weekend locked to the desk and slowly chugging through the task...

Somehow I'm expecting to come into the office on Monday to find it 95% done, and have either crashed or the remaining time to be just about enough to reach the heat death of the universe...

I feel more sorry for the IT guys, as apparently in our office there are some 4,500 or so PST files to be moved.

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Trollface

Re: My stories

some good will lady would rotate the local server's tapes daily+weekly+monthly as per process.

That sounds like some of the most niche porn out there...