* Posts by Jayce and the Wheeled Chairs

15 publicly visible posts • joined 22 Jul 2008

One person's harmless japery can be another's night of LaserJet Lego

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Re: I know the series well...

Where I used to work there used to be a LaserJet 4 that was up around 1.3 million pages printed

LaserJet 4 Plus was around 900,000

before they were replaced with 4250's

Take two cornerstones of British life, booze and queues, then squirt them with face scans: AI Bar

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Pint

Re: Not the trickiest problem in pubs these days...

Where I drink normally, yeah sure they have the regular fizzy stuff but all the ales and ciders change when they run out. It's what they do.

I've never had a problem asking to taste/ try a brew before you buy even in places that don't rotate the beers.

Embrace changing beers, don't just stick to drinking Tenants super

Our hero returns home £500 richer thanks to senior dev's appalling security hygiene

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Coat

Re: Ahhh passwords...

That's amazing I have the same combination on my luggage

O2: We've found Huawei of not using you-know-who's kit in 5G rollout

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Does that mean the outsourcing of the O2 support staff to Huawei has ended?

Seagate passes gassy 14TB whopper: He He He, one for each of you

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Re: Nice, but...

It’s not for that market. It’s an archive/ CCTV drive.

You’d easily record 6 HD camera feeds for 2 months

Black Horse Down, we repeat... yes, Lloyds Bank, again

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Temporary Inconvenience Tech Support Utilising Pub

Mad-tech labcoat-sporters DARPA pit infosec AI against itself

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Terminator

TA

Are any of then using ARM processors?

ARM vs CORE

Toyota to launch hydrogen (ie, NATURAL GAS) powered fuel cell hybrid

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Mushroom

"Realistic hydrogen advocates mention nuclear at this point, dreamers consider that it could all be done with renewables."

I assume you mean nuclear fission.

This dreamer considers that it could all be done with nuclear fusion and I don't mean the big finite one in the sky known as the sun that powers so called renewables.

The Vulture 2: What paintjob should we put on our soaraway spaceplane?

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Alien

I say we take the fight to the Lizard army, "British racing green (with silver)" with Invasion stripes (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invasion_stripes)

WIN a RockBLOCK Iridium satellite comms module

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Mushroom

BOMBERS

Bulky Orb Manual Breakaway Emergency Release Systems

Pints all round as Register Special Projects hacks hack off feet

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Pint

I shall celebrate with

I shall celebrate with multiple 91.44cm of ale

BOFH: Shove your project managementry up your mailbox!

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Pint

Free BOFH beer it's System Administrator Appreciation Day

I think El Reg Hacks need a good KZERRT'ing for not reminding everyone of System Administrator

Appreciation Day today.

To all BoFH's enjoy the drink of your choice on this special day

US Navy in new electromagnetic railgun milestone

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Alien

One day...

Could this tech one day be a modern day version of project HARP and "shoot" satellites in to orbit?

Intel snaps up McAfee in $7.68bn deal

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FAIL

OMFG

Does this mean that Intel Processor's will start to come with embedded virus?

Vendor touts PC's Mac OS X compatibility

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Stop

Why

Why doesn't Apple open Mac OS to all PC's and start really putting the thumb screws on M$?

You never know it might even get M$ to release an OS which is at least as fast as the old version...

Alas I feel there is more chance of seeing a flying pig