* Posts by Zack Mollusc

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25 years of meatbags permanently in space on the ISS

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Swappable modules

Can you swap out the modules? Wouldn't they have vacuum-welded themselves together ? would the mating surface revealed still be smooth and true? Which colour of gasket goo does one use in space?

It should be attempted before de-orbit just to see what happens.

Azure's bad night fuels fresh calls for cloud diversification in Europe

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Can't fix stupid

There is no legislative way to mitigate incompetence and/or corruption at the top levels of an organisation.

Apple's ultra-thin iPhone flops as foldable iPad hits a crease

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foldy screens for bendy iphones

Just a thought, but why not put a foldy technology screen into a normal slab shaped phone? If you sat on it wrong, it wouldn't crack the screen. Might help it survive being dropped, too.

Apple’s AirDrop makes weird latency spikes for Wi-Fi wonks, researcher finds

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Re: I miss the obvious first step in this article..

Putting your findings on the internet IS informing Apple in the best way possible. Apple's PR department finding out about a bug that harms their image will get the issue addressed far sooner than an easily ignored quiet word to the engineering department that hasn't been allocated sufficient budget to test for bugs.

Britain's AI gold rush hits a wall – not enough electricity

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Re: people power

Yes. A great film Not some great films.

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Re: The obvious solution?

I assume those waves that can erode granite cliffs and throw around ships weighing tens of thousands of tons do not possess enough energy to be worth tapping.

SpaceX's Starship: Two down, Mons Huygens to climb

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spacex not innovating

I hear this a lot, rockets have been done, propulsive landing has been done, re-entry and re-use have been done etc. All true, but only spacex is putting them together to build a useful system. Why has nobody else stolen and implemented all this prior work from the last century if it is so trivial?

Wright brothers did not invent the field of airodynamics, internal combustion, control surfaces etc but they managed to put it all together into something which could sustain controlled flight (granted, it needed rails and a pulley to get airborne).

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Re: Why so many trips

Well, speed is only the thing if you want to get back to the moon before the Chinese land people there.

If you do a quick flag plant and return, the Chinese will say "Big deal, you did that in the sixties and have obviously stagnated since then. We are building a cool moon base with blackjack and hookers."

You will look even worse if you try and do a flag-plant and scoot but something goes wrong and people die.

Better to fail on a more ambitious mission than a repeat of a simpler one

These are just the propaganda and political reasons which can be grasped by the gormless public, the scientific reasons for developing moon base technology are less easily understood.

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Re: Gerry Anderson - space visionary

I think the subatomic physics guys have been working on strings for a while, but I don't know if they have made any breakthroughs.

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Recap of moon return mission

Apollo was a fantastic technical achievement and all involved are heroes as far as I am concerned. It proved that it is possible to go to the moon and come back. They couldn't stay more than a few days, but by jingoes they did it

1. If you want to go to the moon to do science, stay there for months at a time, learn how to live in reduced gravity and cope with extremes of temperature etc, you will need a moon base of some kind.

2. A moon base, according to various studies will have a mass of at minimum 150 tonnes (much more if you are trying out manufacturing or mining). For comparison, ISS is about 450 tonnes.

3. Landing a 150 tonne moon base Apollo-style from a single launch will require a rocket of enormous proportions, in the order of 20,000 tonnes ( 10 times the mass of Space shuttle, 7 times the mass of Saturn 5 ) and will need a rocket launch pad of correspondingly enormous scale.

Nobody is building such a monster.

The alternative is to launch many (at least in the order of dozens) smaller (approximately Saturn 5 sized) rockets and either assemble a huge moon lander in earth orbit or assemble the base on the lunar surface.

If you are launching dozens, scores or perhaps hundreds of rockets, they need to be cheap, reusable or both.

Transferring cryogenic propellants from one craft to another in zero-g is difficult new technology that needs to be developed

Storing cryogenic propellants in space without them boiling away before use is difficult new technology that needs to be developed.

Cisco: Most companies don't know what they're doing with AI

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more networking gear?

Companies need to purchase new networking hardware to get the full benefit of AI?

Rubbish! We have done extensive and expensive research into AI and worked with every big AI vendor and the obvious and unanimous conclusion here at International Ferret Breeders Incorporated is that companies efforts to use AI are doomed unless they purchase vast quantities of ferrets. It is just common sense.

Shadow AI: Staffers are bringing AI tools they use at home to work, warns Microsoft

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Monkey see, monkey do

Monkey sees that it works for morons who have never given a crap about security, law or common sense, monkey ignores security and common sense.

Bank of England smells hint of dotcom bubble 2.0 in AI froth

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Re: Careful

Tempus Fugit ?

AI devs close to scraping bottom of data barrel

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Re: Latest 'AI' excuse ... or Why 'AI' does not work !!!

I think you are wrong about them scraping off the green mouldy bits, that sounds like effort and expense.

Avio bags €40M ESA contract for reusable rocket stage, but don't hold your breath

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small reusable upper stage?

Interesting. Wouldn't a smaller (than starship) upper stage have to deal with more heating?

I thought there was an advantage for big blunt objects re-entering the atmosphere?

Also, how small can you make an upper stage that has to carry control surfaces, thermal protection and either a dash of fuel for landing or big parachutes and airbags?

AI hype train may jump the tracks over $2T infrastructure bill, warns Bain

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Misleading figures

The article posits large expenditure for AI, but completely fails to consider that ongoing costs will be greatly reduced by management cutting the budgets every quarter and forcing the AI to run on ever-fewer processors on ever-decreasing amounts of electricity.

The air is hissing out of the overinflated AI balloon

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Re: Another disappointingly shallow take from the Reg

How the F does Google translate audio in real time when languages have different grammar? Shirley it needs to record and analyse at least one whole sentence before it can begin to compose the translation?

Browser wars are back, predicts Palo Alto, thanks to AI

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Why a secure browser?

Surely the AI can write, compile and run its own secure browser as required? Why would it need other companies to alter their browsers to suit the AI?

You have a fake North Korean IT worker problem – here's how to stop it

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Missing the point..

It may be possible to weed out the evil foreign spies, but that would take competence, effort and money. If the companies were competent and willing to put in some kind of effort and spend a little money, they would not be recruiting remote workers from the ends of the earth.

Ukrainian hackers claim to have destroyed major Russian drone maker's entire network

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Re: 10TB of backup files

"Then there's the puzzle of the Crimean War. Everyone knows about it thanks to the Charge of the Light Brigade, Florence Nightingale, Balaclava Helmets (aka 'ski masks') etc. but surprisingly few of us know where, when and why this war happened."

I am not a historian, but I reckon I can guess where the Crimean war happened.

AI agents get office tasks wrong around 70% of the time, and a lot of them aren't AI at all

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Re: Tea, Earl Grey. Hot.

No toast, thank you.

Tesla Robotaxi videos show Elon's way behind Waymo

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Still waiting ....

I am still waiting for an independent scientific test of autonomous vehicles.

For a modest outlay, I can demonstrate a fully autonomous vehicle which is powered by cold fusion and also has anti-gravity, just so long as nobody gets to examine it.

Japan set to join the re-usable rocket club after Honda sticks a landing

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Re: As useless as Starship!

Bingo! Your assumptometer is functioning correctly.

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As useless as Starship!

Just like Evil Stupid Musk's Starship, this is an embarrassing failure.

1. Utterly failed to achieve orbit.

2. Utterly failed to take any crew into space.

3. Wasted trillions of U.S taxpayer dollars.

4. Utterly failed to colonise Mars

5. Doesn't bring anything new to science, rockets are an old technology which have been in use for over a century.

6. etc

Hacking US crosswalks to talk like Zuck is as easy as 1234

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Re: Polara

Bona!

NASA doubles odds of Moon hitting near-Earth asteroid

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Re: Our moon has protected us

Serves the stupid dinosaurs right for congregating at the Chicxulub impact site.

FAA closes investigations into Blue Origin landing fail, Starship Flight 7 explosion

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Re: I read a rocket scientist describe how Starship is doomed

If the problem is resonance, a scale model would not have revealed it. Hopefully they can alter the shape enough for it to not resonate with whatever frequencies are hitting it, without adding too much mass.

Or maybe Starship will never work. If that is the case, how else will we get hundreds of tons to the lunar surface?

Boeing's Starliner may fly again, pending fixes to literally everything

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Re: Whether or not astronauts will be aboard has not been decided yet

"He's fallen in the water!" - Little Jim

Uber CEO warns robotaxis can't find a fast route to commercial viability

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Re: Autonomous vehicles

Tell that to the robocar that ran up the arse of a bendy bus. It made the erroneous assumption that the bus would accelerate and presumably ignored the sensor readings of the, and I must stress this, BACK END OF A BUS, which it proceeded to plough into.

Under Trump 2.0, Europe's dependence on US clouds back under the spotlight

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Re: "It is no longer safe to move our governments and societies to US clouds"

You beat me to it :-)

It is also no longer safe to play russian roulette, smoke eighty a day or drink mercury.

HP Inc to build future products atop grave of flopped 'AI pin'

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Bizarre!

If they had "highly skilled technical talent", why didn't they tell them about the AI Pin that was being developed? Their input would have been valuable, Shirley?

Copilot+ PCs? Customers just aren't buying it – yet

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An even more cynical person would say that the vast majority of company emails and presentations are devoid of facts/contain misinformation/go unread/are not understood by the recipient.

SpaceX claims another Starship success, but fumbles the catch

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Re: "the achievements of SpaceX are substantial and gamechanging."

Very true. There is a chemist and accountant on youtube who has been carefully monitoring the Starship programme. The first test flight of starship wasted three billion dollars of taxpayer money. The second flight was a waste of three billion dollars of taxpayer money, as was the third and so on.

Also, and I don't know if anyone else has spotted this, Spacex has yet to land a single colonist on Mars. It is all broken promises.

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Re: Huge progress?

Questions which can only now be investigated having proven that the engine can be relit in zero g.

OpenAI to charge $200 per month for ChatGPT Pro

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Re: Could be worth it

Hehehe, all the magazine and therefore web articles on 'how do I make some money?' assume.

a) you have huge outgoings which can be cut ( don't pay insurance on the Bentley when you only use it two days a year!)

b) you have assets sitting idle ( did you know gold has monetary value? Sell a few dozen of those gold ingots you have in the loft) ( why not rent out some of your properties in Monaco ?)

Boeing union workers in US reject contract: 96% vote to strike

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Easy fix

This is just a problem of perception. If boeing just edited the job titles of all their staff to contain the words "executive officer" , then it would be possible to pay them all seven figures with bonuses and other perks.

Angry admins share the CrowdStrike outage experience

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Re: Beyond me

When you finally leave school and look at any decision made by any company ever, you will realise what a stupid remark that was.

CrowdStrike file update bricks Windows machines around the world

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Re: Related?

You can bet your bottom dollar that, should Crowdstrike survive this episode, they will cut staff numbers to release funds to pay bonuses to C-suite and hope they can continue to extract as much money as possible for as long as possible.

Breaking the rules is in Big Tech's blood – now it's time to break the habit

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Re: Free Microsoft software, anyone

Even if this were possible,

A) the software would still be microsoft code, full of bugs and bottlenecks and spyware.

B) giving away the software for free would not stop companies from paying $millions to microsoft for the same or inferior versions. If there is no money involved, how do you skim any of it off for yourself and who will bribe you to sign the contract?

Peloton faces lawsuit over claims it pedaled past privacy

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So..

.. they were peddling the data?

Windows: Insecure by design

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Re: I'm hard pressed to imagine what practical use it would be for anyone.

What do you mean 'this week'? We are at war with Easasia. We have always been at war with Eastasia.

Stability AI stabilized by investment from Silicon Valley royalty, new executive team

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AFAIUI

The third step is profit.

Humanity's satellite habit could end up choking Earth's ozone layer

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Re: Plenty of better reasons to prosecute Musk

Hmmm... Starship is not close to being a functional system in the same way as the shitty Wright Flyer completely failed to carry any passengers at all and the pile of crap that Lindberg threw together never got anywhere near crossing the Atlantic to England.

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Well

I would assume aluminium is used in satellite construction because it is light. If the vast Muskrocket performs as is hoped, you could make the aluminium parts from something heavier but less damaging.

Pack of GM Cruise robo-taxis freeze, snarl up Friday night traffic amid festival crowds

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Re: Johnny Cab

Accidental downvote. Sorry.

Self-driving cars safer in sunlight, twilight another story

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Re: From the paper in question

Ideally the signalling would be in an 'open-source' kind of format so that it is easily recognised by all. If the signals were in a form that humans could detect, that would be even better. Maybe a bright purple light positioned so that it shone towards the following traffic and was triggered by the decelleration of the vehicle it was mounted on.

That is my suggestion: an AI system continuously monitoring the vehicle's velocity via gps, lidar, cameras, gyroscopes ,magnetometers and ouiji boards so that it can detect when the brakes are applied and light up a bright purple light or lights on the rear of the vehicle to inform other road users, robotic and human, of the braking manouver. Simple but effective.

From RAGs to riches: A practical guide to making your local AI chatbot smarter

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Hallucination problem solved

Well, that has cleared that up. AI has no intelligence or reasoning powers, so it will be fine to have it refer to a business's internal processes, procedures, and support docs because they are comprehensive, correct and free from any ambiguity.

We need a volunteer to literally crawl over broken glass to fix this network

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Re: "This being 20 years ago now"

I am baffled by sales/marketing. Is there any evidence that this influence affects everyone, or are there certain sub-groups whom it affects?

Microsoft's Recall should be celebrated as the savior of SMEs and scourge of CEOs

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Re: What happened to ask the user?

Yes, and below that speed, such as a trials bike at near standstill, you steer the front wheel in the direction you want to go.

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Re: with every keypress and mouse click – they're automating their way out of their jobs

Jesus, has anyone here ever been employed in business?

If someone employs you to do something, be it create a workflow from an existing process or whatever, nobody is interested in that goal being accomplished. The only thing that matters is that it looks like you are doing it and you have some result which looks like what was expected.

If an LLM hallucinates its way to a plausible outcome, that is mission accomplished. Perception is reality.

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