Posts by Mitch Warner

David Blaine tw*tdangle ends in controversy

And for my next trick...

David Blaine has just announced his next trick will involve being buried in a hole six feet below the ground and then to remain there for the next several thousand years...

...or was this just a dream I had? Oh please let it be true

Pants purveyor punts handset-holding undies

Well...

...now i know why yo mama never answers her phone.

Mine's the one with the pocket near the groin.

Giant hydrogen cloud menaces Milky Way

Phew...

Looking at that artist's impression, i'm now *so* glad i chose to live in the unfashionable end of the Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy.

Bill Gates gives $10m to probe the universe

@Stu

Yeah...i'm guessing they won't be using Flickr for photo-sharing either ;-)

Pennsylvania woman in legal doo-doo for lav profanities

Hilarious

"Freedom of speech is not an unfettered right".

Well that says it all. It always struck me that in the US 'freedom of speech' only applies to words and phrases that have been vetoed by government.

"You have the freedom to say what we tell you to say".

eBayer mails UK lad £44k

Which games?

Any word on what the missing PS2 games were? My guesses would be 'Smuggler's Run' and 'Mafia'.

Canadian seal hunters trapped in ice

Double negative

"I've never, ever experienced nothing like this."

Surely this sentence is reason enough to leave that guy stranded. Just consider it a cull on idiots.