Posts by Andrew Kay

Windows XP SP3 blame game begins

Paris

Cos she's the only thing I know of that goes down more often than an SP3 update..

YouTube divorce rant vid wows the crowd

What is she on?

look at her eyes for chrissakes! that's some good psychoactives she's on..

Pro-smoking website redirected to 'baccy free zone

Smokers may be mad..

..but at least we won't have to put up with their whinging on here once their fingers and other extremities fall off due to reduced blood flow.

Facebook mounts Tupperware-style ads push

Way out?

Do I need to stop using the bloody thing?

Satanic car key traps 12 motorists in car park of horror

What Car?

What type of vehicle was responsible for the blocking? I only ask as I have had similar problems when parking in a certain street..

Adopt this dog or we'll kill it

Not funny

Tickers? Eating Dogs? Countdown timers?

Get a grip you sad people.

Judge parks 172mph Porsche driver for 10 weeks

Hahahaha..

Gobshite obviously lost his job too.

Families bond over video games: report

Yeah but..

For every family bonding over "casual" games, there are probably five other families basically missing people through crap like WoW.

I love games personally, but christ, WoW sucks.

Is Chernobyl behind academic slump in Sweden?

I blame the internet.

More specifically, World of Warcraft. It's full of crazy swedes!

Warner Bros to remake Enter the Dragon

What the...?

Disgusting. As if it wasn't bad enough making second rate sequels to "The Crow" instead of leaving it as a memorial to Brandon, this is just taking the piss.

NO HOLLYWOOD, NO!

Burned by a MacBook

Scandalous..

..should have bought a dell laptop instead! :o)

TV ads too loud, industry watchdog says

Even Better..

I propose someone invents a TV set which picks up the start of ad breaks and replaces the annoying drivel with a nice animated fish-tank, mountain view or other such screensaver.

Failing that, yeah turn that crap down please!

Dutch boffins tout green petri-dish synthetic meat

I will eat green eggs and ham..

or green ham and eggs..

Virgin Media still claiming no usage limits

Pffft

I will be ditching this sorry excuse for a "service" as soon as I can identify a broadband supplier that isn't a complete charlatan.

Guess I may be stuck with them for some time then..

Canadian seal hunters trapped in ice

Joy

I'd echo Ted's sentiments, only without the Polar Bears. Just leave them to start clubbing each other over the head when they get REALLY hungry. Scumbags.