Posts by WonkoTheSane

Manager showed off his DOS prowess – with a command that wiped data

Re: Oops

As always, there's an XKCD for that

https://xkcd.com/1807

Datacenter MacGyver saved the biggest football match of the year

Re: "he had therefore paid tax on it"

The F in FIFA stands for "Fix".

Yes, BOTH of them!

Security boss thought MFA would be too much security

Re: Have you ever been told to make IT worse ?better?

Indeed - Bank of England (or US Mint if applicable) gift tokens

Re: Ah the C-Suite

AKA /dev/null

How dare you stop data loss – that's not your job!

Re: Same kind of experience

Let me guess - Those "backups" weren't.

Pope Leo warns AI boom can give Big Tech and the people who run it too much power

Re: what a world we live in.

Speaking of dudes in frocks & funny hats, the Pope also quotes Gandalf:-

"The twentieth-century Catholic author J.R.R. Tolkien, in the words of a protagonist in one of his novels, described our responsibility in this way: 'It is not our part to master all the tides of the world, but to do what is in us for the succour of those years wherein we are set, uprooting the evil in the fields that we know, so that those who live after may have clean earth to till,'"

Mine's the one with a bag of pipeweed in the pocket

Linux kernel maintainers pitch emergency killswitch after CopyFail and Dirty Frag chaos

New kernels already published to mitigate DirtyFrag

Kernels 7.0.6 & 6.18.29 LTS have appeared to mitigate DirtyFrag

Source - https://www.phoronix.com/news/Linux-7.0.6-Released

Windows takes a crash dump after one McDonald's order too many

Re: Finally, a reason to thank Microsoft!

Exactly.

The last time I McCould eat at that chain, there was a Tim Horton's right next door, so I McDidn't.

Mine's the one with a bag of Timbits in the pocket.

BOFH: Every computer system eventually serves ads

Re: The answer

*counts on fingers*

*upvotes*

NASA nominee 'committed' to uprooting Shuttle Discovery for Houston trophy piece

Re: $150M ?

Dear Leader is worse than a mere blood-sucking lawyer. He's an ESTATE AGENT.

UK space sector 'lacks strategic direction,' Lords warn

The "strategic direction" should be obvious

Space is due up.

If we need a "sovreign" spaceport, then I recommend the British Overseas Territory of Ascension Island, less than 8 degrees Soutth of the Equator.

We already have an RAF base there.

Only way to move Space Shuttle Discovery is to chop it into pieces, White House told

Re: Unless I'm hallucinating...

He wasn't even a Smith, he was a Smithson.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Smithson

UK to roll out mandatory digital ID for right to work by 2029

Re: Change of Govt.

Only because he hasn't figured out how to grift off it yet.

I understand that this petition broke 750,000 signatures within the first HOUR!

Icon chosen for the intent of the ID card

Humanity now has zero active robots at Venus as Japan ends 15-year ‘Dawn’ mission

Re: Now that we are no longer watching,

The Mekon of Mekonta has been waiting for this moment!

Let us git rid of it, angry GitHub users say of forced Copilot features

Re: Embrace, Extend, Extinguish

"Fecal matter from above" is the true meaning of "Trickle Down Economics".

Re: Embrace, Extend, Extinguish

Not in the OED. Yet.

Pay attention, class: Today you’ll learn the wrong way to turn things off

It's always nice to have some decent extortion material against a departmental mangler.

That's why on my linux system, it's symlinked to

sudo reboot now

NASA won't name the Shuttle picked to move to Texas

There is another...

They could have "Pathfinder" - The shuttle "test article" currently based at Huntsville.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Shuttle_Pathfinder

Prohibition never works, but that didn't stop the UK's Online Safety Act

Had enough.

Why can't the crazies at Mumsnet actually PARENT their kids, instead of lobbying the government to do it for them!

Intern did exactly what he was told and turned off the wrong server

Re: no fault

Multi-colo(u)red zip-ties are also available for when Sharpie fades or gets smeared by cleaning chemicals.

Security company hired a used car salesman to build a website, and it didn't end well

Re: Log

Robert Plant

Remembering when NASA stuck a Space Shuttle on top of a Boeing 747

Won't be getting this set

However, LEGO™ have just announced the winners of this quarter's IDEAs review, and those WILL be getting my moneys.

* The rocket & launch tower from Tintin's "Destination Moon"

* Godzilla (Monsterverse version)

Mine's the one with a brick separator in the pocket

Techie traced cables from basement to maternity ward and onto a roof, before a car crash revealed the problem

Your memory is in ...reasonable working order.

That is indeed a quote from PTerry's magnum opus.

Trump tariffs ruled illegal within minutes of Musk announcing end of government role

Re: Both are true

The first half of the Second Amendment at that.

They always seem to forget the bit about "as part of a well-regulated militia".

BOFH: HR tries to think appy thoughts

Re: Once again, the BOFH wins hands down

Knowing Simon, it was pickup day for the skip, and he & the PFY finished their game just in time.

Top sci-fi convention gets an earful from authors after using AI to screen panelists

Re: Where's the boot?

Maybe it's time for a few years of a "Rest of the World" version of NASFiC

(the convention that always runs in the USA whenever Worldcon is held overseas, for Americans who don't like to go "outside").

Microsoft 365 Copilot gets a new crew, including Researcher and Analyst bots

The question most often asked of "embedded" AI & LLMs in consumer products

"How do I delete you?"

Developer scored huge own goal by deleting almost every football fan in Europe

Re: Deleted nearly every football fan in Europe

That's old info.

Since Brexit, we've had to use "UK" country stickers on our cars. "GB" is no longer permitted.

Source:- https://www.gov.uk/displaying-number-plates/flags-identifiers-and-stickers

Ukrainian cars have "UA" country stickers

Users hated a new app – maybe so much they filed a fake support call

Re: Most tickets are false issues...

Those functions are classified as "madras-level" secrets.

Turn in your BOFH card immediately!

Re: Fake tickets raised in malice?

People don't hate change, they FEAR it. (It wears holes in their pocketses!)

Tech trainer taught a course on software he'd never used and didn't own

Re: been on many courses where the trainer has no answers

The old saying still applies:-

Those who can, do

Those who can't, teach

Those who can't teach, teach gym

Nuclear center must replace roof on 70-year-old lab so it can process radioactive waste

"Confident they have an alternative"

It's a tent, isn't it?

Weeks with a BBC Micro? Good enough to fix a mainframe, apparently

Re: "I think that transducer has incorrect coefficients"

The real trick is knowing which box to point at when referring to the Klystron Generator.

Don't want Copilot app on your Windows 11 machine? Install this official update

Re: "We have normality. I repeat, we have normality."

You are correct. I won't be doing that.

Amazon to kill off local Alexa processing, all voice requests shipped to the cloud

Re: Microsoft is running a surveillance scam too (well, one more)

That's what the little piece of black electrical tape is for.

Scotland now home to Europe's biggest battery as windy storage site fires up

Re: Back of the envelope

It's important to remember that Dinorwig was designed for a single purpose - to support the simultaneous switch-on of millions of kettles halfway through Coronation Street.

Re: Back of the envelope

A government can only flood so many river valleys before the people object.

BT fiber rollout passes 17 million homes, altnet challenge grows

Here in N Wales, they solved the "exchange only" lines problem by simply installing fibre cabinets directly outside the exchange.

Trump hits undo on Biden AI safety order, EV mandate, emissions standards, and more

Trump turns out to be pro "Dark Web"

One of the many pardons he issued yesterday was for Ross Ulbricht, creator of the Silk Road

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cz7e0jve875o

Musk has been campaigning for the EV subsidies to be removed for a while now, because he thinks his company doesn't need them and that all the competition do.

Elon Musk's galactic ego sows chaos in European politics

Learning experience incoming

Musk needs to learn that the First Amendment doesn't apply outside the USA. A lesson that should be taught in court.

After a long lunch, user thought a cursor meant their computer was cactus

Re: Thank you El Reg

Including yours.

BOFH: Printer's festive bips herald a merry mystery for the Boss's budget

Many believe that Ryanair have already implemented this on their flights, so always be sure to go before takeoff!

Admins can give thanks this November for dollops of Microsoft patches

Re: Unexpected addition of Copilot

Sure it's not Microsofts usual trick of an uninstaller that only hides the icon?

Re: Selecting a file

The UK raises its own turkeys.

For reference, see the Reform Party.

Missing Thunderbirds footage found in British garden shed

Re: What about the animated?

Fun Fact - David Graham returned to play that incarnation of Parker too.

Re: Pedant Alert

P.W. O.R.

Tempest was indeed based on James Garner, and his copilot "Phones" was based on Red Buttons.