* Posts by WonkoTheSane

1347 publicly visible posts • joined 17 Jul 2008

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UK space sector 'lacks strategic direction,' Lords warn

WonkoTheSane
Headmaster

The "strategic direction" should be obvious

Space is due up.

If we need a "sovreign" spaceport, then I recommend the British Overseas Territory of Ascension Island, less than 8 degrees Soutth of the Equator.

We already have an RAF base there.

Only way to move Space Shuttle Discovery is to chop it into pieces, White House told

WonkoTheSane
Headmaster

Re: Unless I'm hallucinating...

He wasn't even a Smith, he was a Smithson.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Smithson

UK to roll out mandatory digital ID for right to work by 2029

WonkoTheSane

Re: Change of Govt.

Only because he hasn't figured out how to grift off it yet.

WonkoTheSane
Big Brother

I understand that this petition broke 750,000 signatures within the first HOUR!

Icon chosen for the intent of the ID card

Humanity now has zero active robots at Venus as Japan ends 15-year ‘Dawn’ mission

WonkoTheSane
Alien

Re: Now that we are no longer watching,

The Mekon of Mekonta has been waiting for this moment!

Let us git rid of it, angry GitHub users say of forced Copilot features

WonkoTheSane
Headmaster

Re: Embrace, Extend, Extinguish

"Fecal matter from above" is the true meaning of "Trickle Down Economics".

WonkoTheSane

Re: Embrace, Extend, Extinguish

Not in the OED. Yet.

Pay attention, class: Today you’ll learn the wrong way to turn things off

WonkoTheSane
Trollface

It's always nice to have some decent extortion material against a departmental mangler.

WonkoTheSane
Thumb Up

That's why on my linux system, it's symlinked to

sudo reboot now

NASA won't name the Shuttle picked to move to Texas

WonkoTheSane
Headmaster

There is another...

They could have "Pathfinder" - The shuttle "test article" currently based at Huntsville.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Shuttle_Pathfinder

Prohibition never works, but that didn't stop the UK's Online Safety Act

WonkoTheSane
Big Brother

Had enough.

Why can't the crazies at Mumsnet actually PARENT their kids, instead of lobbying the government to do it for them!

Intern did exactly what he was told and turned off the wrong server

WonkoTheSane
Headmaster

Re: no fault

Multi-colo(u)red zip-ties are also available for when Sharpie fades or gets smeared by cleaning chemicals.

Security company hired a used car salesman to build a website, and it didn't end well

WonkoTheSane

Re: Log

Robert Plant

Remembering when NASA stuck a Space Shuttle on top of a Boeing 747

WonkoTheSane
Coat

Won't be getting this set

However, LEGO™ have just announced the winners of this quarter's IDEAs review, and those WILL be getting my moneys.

* The rocket & launch tower from Tintin's "Destination Moon"

* Godzilla (Monsterverse version)

Mine's the one with a brick separator in the pocket

Techie traced cables from basement to maternity ward and onto a roof, before a car crash revealed the problem

WonkoTheSane
Thumb Up

Your memory is in ...reasonable working order.

That is indeed a quote from PTerry's magnum opus.

Trump tariffs ruled illegal within minutes of Musk announcing end of government role

WonkoTheSane
Headmaster

Re: Both are true

The first half of the Second Amendment at that.

They always seem to forget the bit about "as part of a well-regulated militia".

BOFH: HR tries to think appy thoughts

WonkoTheSane

Re: Once again, the BOFH wins hands down

Knowing Simon, it was pickup day for the skip, and he & the PFY finished their game just in time.

Top sci-fi convention gets an earful from authors after using AI to screen panelists

WonkoTheSane
Headmaster

Re: Where's the boot?

Maybe it's time for a few years of a "Rest of the World" version of NASFiC

(the convention that always runs in the USA whenever Worldcon is held overseas, for Americans who don't like to go "outside").

Microsoft 365 Copilot gets a new crew, including Researcher and Analyst bots

WonkoTheSane
Trollface

The question most often asked of "embedded" AI & LLMs in consumer products

"How do I delete you?"

Developer scored huge own goal by deleting almost every football fan in Europe

WonkoTheSane
Headmaster

Re: Deleted nearly every football fan in Europe

That's old info.

Since Brexit, we've had to use "UK" country stickers on our cars. "GB" is no longer permitted.

Source:- https://www.gov.uk/displaying-number-plates/flags-identifiers-and-stickers

Ukrainian cars have "UA" country stickers

Users hated a new app – maybe so much they filed a fake support call

WonkoTheSane
Windows

Re: Most tickets are false issues...

Those functions are classified as "madras-level" secrets.

Turn in your BOFH card immediately!

WonkoTheSane
Trollface

Re: Fake tickets raised in malice?

People don't hate change, they FEAR it. (It wears holes in their pocketses!)

Tech trainer taught a course on software he'd never used and didn't own

WonkoTheSane
Headmaster

Re: been on many courses where the trainer has no answers

The old saying still applies:-

Those who can, do

Those who can't, teach

Those who can't teach, teach gym

Nuclear center must replace roof on 70-year-old lab so it can process radioactive waste

WonkoTheSane
Mushroom

"Confident they have an alternative"

It's a tent, isn't it?

Weeks with a BBC Micro? Good enough to fix a mainframe, apparently

WonkoTheSane
Thumb Up

Re: "I think that transducer has incorrect coefficients"

The real trick is knowing which box to point at when referring to the Klystron Generator.

Don't want Copilot app on your Windows 11 machine? Install this official update

WonkoTheSane

Re: "We have normality. I repeat, we have normality."

You are correct. I won't be doing that.

Amazon to kill off local Alexa processing, all voice requests shipped to the cloud

WonkoTheSane
Headmaster

Re: Microsoft is running a surveillance scam too (well, one more)

That's what the little piece of black electrical tape is for.

Scotland now home to Europe's biggest battery as windy storage site fires up

WonkoTheSane
Headmaster

Re: Back of the envelope

It's important to remember that Dinorwig was designed for a single purpose - to support the simultaneous switch-on of millions of kettles halfway through Coronation Street.

WonkoTheSane
Headmaster

Re: Back of the envelope

A government can only flood so many river valleys before the people object.

BT fiber rollout passes 17 million homes, altnet challenge grows

WonkoTheSane
Headmaster

Here in N Wales, they solved the "exchange only" lines problem by simply installing fibre cabinets directly outside the exchange.

Trump hits undo on Biden AI safety order, EV mandate, emissions standards, and more

WonkoTheSane
WTF?

Trump turns out to be pro "Dark Web"

One of the many pardons he issued yesterday was for Ross Ulbricht, creator of the Silk Road

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cz7e0jve875o

WonkoTheSane

Musk has been campaigning for the EV subsidies to be removed for a while now, because he thinks his company doesn't need them and that all the competition do.

Elon Musk's galactic ego sows chaos in European politics

WonkoTheSane
Headmaster

Learning experience incoming

Musk needs to learn that the First Amendment doesn't apply outside the USA. A lesson that should be taught in court.

After a long lunch, user thought a cursor meant their computer was cactus

WonkoTheSane
Thumb Up

Re: Thank you El Reg

Including yours.

BOFH: Printer's festive bips herald a merry mystery for the Boss's budget

WonkoTheSane
Headmaster

Many believe that Ryanair have already implemented this on their flights, so always be sure to go before takeoff!

Admins can give thanks this November for dollops of Microsoft patches

WonkoTheSane
Holmes

Re: Unexpected addition of Copilot

Sure it's not Microsofts usual trick of an uninstaller that only hides the icon?

WonkoTheSane
Headmaster

Re: Selecting a file

The UK raises its own turkeys.

For reference, see the Reform Party.

Missing Thunderbirds footage found in British garden shed

WonkoTheSane

Re: What about the animated?

Fun Fact - David Graham returned to play that incarnation of Parker too.

WonkoTheSane
Headmaster

Re: Pedant Alert

P.W. O.R.

Tempest was indeed based on James Garner, and his copilot "Phones" was based on Red Buttons.

SpaceX Falcon 9 grounded again after second stage hits wrong part of ocean

WonkoTheSane
Holmes

A possible reason was visible on the livestream

At SECO, there was a vent that kept firing for several seconds afterwards, either shifting the stage off course or depleting available fuel for de-orbit. Or both.

NASA's solar sailing spacecraft is tumbling – but that's part of the plan

WonkoTheSane
Thumb Up

Thank you for pressing the button specifically for that.

WonkoTheSane
Headmaster

Not mentioning of course, that the Germans made use of pulse jets during the closing years of the second small disagreement.

Python script saw students booted off the mainframe for sending one insult too many

WonkoTheSane
Terminator

I humbly direct your attention to the YouTube channel of Paweł Zadrożniak, creator of the Floppotron.

A collection of assorted computer hardware and peripherals, repurposed to produce much the similar results to your printer script

Elon Musk’s Starlink won't block Elon Musk’s X in Brazil, as required by court order

WonkoTheSane
Boffin

Re: Musk isn't alone

"Loads of tech companies think Internet = no country can stop me."

I think you just figured out why Musk created Starlink - "SPACE internet = no country can stop me!"

Woman uses AirTags to nab alleged parcel-pinching scum

WonkoTheSane
Big Brother

Interesting timing

Google's shiny new "Find my device" version of Airtags just went live in the UK on Monday.

Iran named as source of Trump campaign phish, leaks

WonkoTheSane
Big Brother

Re: Global Election Interference

Russia is a "one man, one vote" democracy

Putin is that man, and he has the vote.

Trump campaign cites Iran election phish claim as evidence leaked docs were stolen

WonkoTheSane
Trollface

Important question missing

Which Iranian official did Trump let use the Mar-a-Lago bathroom?

Techie told 'Bill Gates' Excel is rubbish – and the Microsoft boss had it fixed in 48 hours

WonkoTheSane
Holmes

Brad was saying his boss was a psych major, and was therefore not qualified to help with Brad's actual job of tech support.

Yes, I am being intolerably smug – because I ignored you and saved the project

WonkoTheSane
Headmaster

Re: Documentation and a cheap label maker

Not quite.

It's also sometimes called Schrodinger's USB

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