* Posts by Tom

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Bill Buxton to change Microsoft from within, hug Steve Ballmer

Tom

Change it from within?

Sorry Bill, the whole point of MS employing people like you who may provide disruptive innovations is to stop you doing it for someone else.

Its no good improving the design of office suites. Thats the computing equivalent of rearranging the deckchairs on the Titanic.

EU slaughterhouses may get animal welfare officers

Tom

As someone who raises his own food

the worst thing that happens to my animals is the trip to the slaughterhouse.

They live a fairly spoilt life on my smallholding, have 20 minutes of discomfort in the trailer and walk into the abbatoir, turn a corner and buzz. So why do I put them through this 20 minutes - because according to the damn law I cant even give my meat away* unless its 'checked' by a vet. And every other piece of meat I can get has gone through that or worse.

As for halal meat: you can stun the animal and still have halal meat - the requirement is to drain the blood and that works just as well with stunning.

If the EU was really concerned with animal welfare it would stop making laws for the benefit of big business

*seems to be a problem with geeks this!

Microsoft makes another play for UK schools

Tom

What has office software got to do with IT?

The whole point of office software is to shield you from thinking. There are thousands of companies out there with office software - what good has it done them.

Teach them IT and they wont want or need office software.

Microsoft - the red flag walking very very slowly in front of your computer.

Cray, Intel, and Microsoft birth baby supercomputer

Tom

Oh you mean managers!

'to attack from the bottom, to find those myriad new HPC users who never learned Unix, never learned Linux, and have no desire to'

you mean people who have no interest in programming then!

Microsoft will show world+dog how to write secure code

Tom

MS invents Do what?? loop

A new generation of Microsoft coding monkeys who think they're good coders will now think they're writing safe code as well!

While (not up to the job){

Push out new coding initiatives;

}

Do something useful for a change;//this code never reached

Ubuntu lovers slap Canonical over Firefox EULA

Tom

I've just found this on Debians site:

We allow all businesses to make reasonable use of the "Debian" trademark. For example, if you make a CD of our Debian GNU/Linux distribution, you can call that product "Debian". If you want to use the name in some other way, you should ask us first.

How dare they restrict my freedoms like that!

Anyone got a use for a blank harddrive?

VoIP order to allow 999 calls and give caller location

Tom

Does than mean me? Or my ISP or the services?

I use internet telphony - but I dont use a 'provider' - just the internet.

I wont be able to phone 999 unless the services provide a permanent IP address for me to dial in on.

Does this mean my ISP will have to stop me using VOIP as they provide me with the internet?

Is this the first step in taking control of the internet?

Lenovo drops web sales of Linux machines

Tom

@Anonymous Coward

Your colleague was right - CW are not fit for purpose. Of course it doesnt help the linux image - its not meant to! I install Linux on just about anything going with very few compatability problems - you have to go out of your way to find something thats incompatible.

Though it could be that, after all these years of MS, people really dont know jack about computers any more.

CookieMonster nabs user creds from secure sites

Tom

For the legacy challenged

How do you check in IE?

United 'bankruptcy' points to new stock scam techniques

Tom

Isnt this common practice

Its seems that regulary completely incorrect information is published by bio botnets called the tabloids. This information is often generated by hedge funds - and as they work for the rich these actions are defacto legal.

Freelancers might be taxed as employees after High Court ruling

Tom

That should cheer a lot of employees up

I worked in IT for 25 years - I have given up due to British management.

It looks as if this is one less excuse for them not to manage any more. I used to be amazed that work I could do in a week got sent to contractors and took months to do was somehow cheaper than if I did it. Always something about liabilities which always cost less than the contractor in the end.

What is it about this country that management seems to be hell bent on preventing anyone actually enjoying their job?

Digital divide looms again over superfast broadband for all

Tom

What a pointless waste of technology

So what will ultrafast boradband bring?

Just more pointless noise on the line.

I was forced to get Digital TV recently as our analogue signal seems to be mysteriously fading.

Better TV? No way.

Parkinsons law applies here. The same limited data will be padded out with absolutely pointless 'styling' - and lost in the noise.

DNA database costs soar

Tom

I've got my DNA bomb ready

Just in case I turn to a life of crime I've already got thousands of hair + dandruff samples from my local hairdressers to throw around the crime scene.

That should keep them busy.

DARPA funds radical disco-copter concept

Tom

So you put away the blades that give you the forward thrust

and then have to put them out again? Or are you driven forward by the passengers fear response?

Hadron boffins: Our meddling will not destroy universe

Tom

It takes a long time to make a black hole

- even at quantum levels it takes an infinite amount of time to make one.

Once you've got one (?) then Hawking radiation would get rid of quite quickly.

Open source release takes Linux rootkits mainstream

Tom

@Frazer

You forgot Vista's special security. Its not runas: you cant hack an OS thats been put back in the cardboard box.

Tom

This seems like another

if you have root access you have root access thingy.

Hard to find???

How about three lines of code to compare MD5 of the kernel and associated files every now and then?

Amazon to sell one OLPC laptop for the price of two

Tom

Is it highly taxed

or can you get the linux version and stipulate the other one is too?

Microsoft slashes US Xbox 360 to sub-Wii price

Tom

If they bring it down enough

I've got a table with a wobbly leg that needs something under it and it would be a good place to put an Xbox with linux on as a router or a really ironic firewall.

3,400 votes vanish from Florida election

Tom

@cirby

Of course the counties with problems had democratic officials - the people who run these scams are not so stupid as to ask a republican official to tally even on a good day.

Linux desktop freaks out Ubuntu man

Tom

He's probably right

I havent heard the podcast yet but people us Windows to say 'yeh we're computerised' but dont actually do anything other than redo the paper office on it.

Complete with all its failings - office software is the man with the red flag in front of cars in the 19th century. 'Which desktop' is arguing over the flags colour.

I've seen companies who, 15 years ago, could download several thousand orders an hour down a phone line straight into their erp system migrate to Windows and now need several hundred operators to type those same orders in document format into the same old computer system.

Most companies now are trapped in Windows - they cant get out - and will be overtaken by people who have the whit not to use office software from the start.

Shine on Silverlight and Windows with XAML

Tom

Ah the good old days..

So this is what javascript would have been doing 10 years ago if Adobe and Microsoft hadnt got involved in 'developing the standard' ??

Only using a lot less bandwidth....

Coming soon: Facebook - The Movie!

Tom

Does that mean

we'll all loose interest after 10 minutes?

Microsoft Silverlight: 10 reasons to love it, 10 reasons to hate it

Tom

Great! Thanks Microsoft

For a technology that does now what Javascript would have done in about 1996 if you hadnt got involved.

JavaScript standards wrangle swings Microsoft's way

Tom

Why have a standard when you can have a lockout

Of course an up to date JavaScript would mean that SilverOrdure wouldnt be 'necessary' and Open Source developers could write browser software that would make MS and Adobe pointless.

I just hope FF manages to get E4X in asap so we can bring browsers into the 1990's where they were heading before Adobe and MS got involved.

Ryanair cancels aggregator-booked tickets in escalating scraping war

Tom

Re Firefox

last time I went to the Ryanair site it told me I needed IE7 to book.

Tom

Well thats me walking..

While I fully agree that Ryan Air should be allowed to cancel these tickets it means I can no longer fly with them as I'm not paying for the MS software that I need to book their flights with.

Is Microsoft's Silverlight evil?

Tom

No new technology here now move one...

Both flash and silverlight seem to provide no new technology but merely try and force lockin.

Why bother trying to prevent computer users from copying olympic video when I can make a digital HD recording from a TV card? And with a soldering iron I can do the same from my graphics card - and I probably dont need a soldering iron.

If you think flash and silverlight provide much new technolgy then go and sue your "Technology 101 for the really gullible provided by the badly informed" trainers.

DRM - a new type of deckchair for the Titanic. It can be used to block doors to stop passengers escaping with the towels!

Secret of invisibility unravelled by US researchers

Tom

This will backfire...

The US seem to be quite happy to attack their allies vehicles even if they are properly marked!

But can you imagine the carnage when they try and fire at the enemy through their own invisible troops.

And another thing - how would you find them after you got out for a slash?

Tom

Acoustical version please

so we dont get this hysterical braying every time one of their nation does something complicated like chewing gum and walking at the same time.

Carbon Trust: Rooftop windmills are eco own-goal

Tom

Most people who put up a windmill

reduce their overall energy usage. When you have something to sell you dont use it to light empty rooms etc.

Can anyone explain why I can get a 70 amp 12v Alternator for my car for less than £100 and yet the same thing for windpower is several hundred.

And why use windmills on your house when there are better methods of extracting wind power? This is a 3000 year old highly inefficient design and can easily be improved on - conveyour generators etc.

1,000,000 crap innefficient £300 windmills will generate more electricity than a nuclear power station that was built to provide profits for the already rich and will be a serious terrorist target* - assuming its not already under water due to climate change. And, paradoxically, reduce consumption.

*imagine how easy it is to launch a thick copper wire over pylons to take it (or indeed any large power station) off grid. The IRA nearly cut off the whole of London with a few handgrenades.

New Van Gogh pic discovered using German atom-smasher

Tom

@greg

Re scribbling out crap paintings - he died too young - I been to the museum in Amsterdam and its full of crap paintings of his.

Steve Fossett may be alive, investigator claims

Tom

They're looking in the wrong accounts

check the civil air patrol ones - thats where the anomaly needs filling I bet.

Microsoft readies XP for One Laptop Per Child computer

Tom

Thank god for that

its nice to know that in two or three years time there will be an update to this which will kill every XPXO in the world. We cant have charities giving away computers - companies have a right to make profits which override all other human rights!

Or does it just seem that way?

Greenpeace: UK gov trying to strangle wind power

Tom

@Gerhardt again

Your thinking round turbine again!!!

Don't think round turbine with all those bits going at different speeds. Think lots of little sailing boats wired together going round.

Then go and sit on the apex of a pitched roof on a calm day and tell me theres no breeze. The winds already avoided your house - its not worried by low demands from an open fence of sails. Or try and stick your head out of a window on the edge of a tower block. No wind in urban areas - try walking between 300m tower blocks in a Chicago street in late autumn!

Dont think maximum efficiency - think bangs per buck. Think impedance matching. The wind will only get out of the way if you ask too much of it.

Take a piece of plain plastic or cloth 15m long by 2m wide and hold one end of it in a gentle breeze. Pick yourself up and tell me theres no power to be had there.

To say wind power will never work because a 3000 year old modification of a brick has not been improved on is, frankly, shortsighted. Though I do have to admint that if global warming kicks in we wont have to worry about the cost decomissioning NP stations - the sea will be doing it for us.

Tom

@Gerhardt

Well, if you live in the primitive 'windmills are round' world you might be right. However if you use other forms of wind power capture - eg conveyor belt turbines then your smallest roof will be nearer the 5KW peak ~1KW 'continuous'.

This however will not generate the important thing - profit for big business and government doesnt want to know.

Inverters are about 10 times the possible mass production costs - you should be able to make a 2.5KW mains connected inverter for £250 but patents on the bleeding obvious get in the way.

For about £1K you should be able to stick a 5KW mains connected wind generator on every domestic roof in the country bunging out about 1KW on average. Now you'd have to leave most of your eqpt on permanently to stop that being worthwhile.

You wouldnt even need grants to get those up there!

Sun to support AMP plus Linux

Tom

re MYSQL

From my experience MySQL is a no-brainer to install, PostgreSQL requires all that DB knowledge that MS has taken away from SQLServer users.

Experienced SQLServer managers can move to MySQL and do a bit of work but seem to require complete re-training when confronted with something that looks and behaves like a real DB - though I must confess I've not installed PostgreSQL for a while and it may have the 'configure for someone who just wants to get on with it' option.

Anyhow triggers, procedures and foreign key enforcement are only necessary for people who dont know how to emulate them in frontends/backend scripts etc.

Its nice being an old programmer and watching new innovative technology doing what we did years ago....

Ubuntu man challenges open source to out-pretty Apple

Tom

Thats the trouble with consumers

- they want it to look pretty. That way they dont have to think about functionality. The IT industry has been selling style without content for too long.

As an ageing hacker it amazes me that most companies now have thousands of PC's that are millions of times faster that the first computers but very few can use them as effectively to help their businesses than Leo.

We've come a long way since then. Its prettier here - but a lot less functional.

How to be an instant Web me-2.0 developer

Tom

If you're so smart, how come you ain't rich?

Just to remind those of you who are neither:

If your smart you dont need to be rich. And you probably wont want to either!

Microsoft pledges to fight Vista 'myths'

Tom

If only

There was someone on Radio4 this morning talking about computer users managing their Data and not their Documents. If that catches on M$ and Apple are stuffed.

The Great Vista lie is the great Microsoft Lie: "Office software is useful."

Office software is only useful to home users - in a company it becomes a one way encryption system that you will be hacking for the rest of the life of your company.

Acer punts £199... er... £220... er... Linux laptop

Tom

Illegal competition?

Surely there must be some legal recourse against this type of vapourware announcements. To say you are producing a product at an amazingly low price and then up it is surely disingenous in the least.

Supermarkets are obliged to sell at the advertised price...

Granite Jesus, blessed be thy gneiss

Tom

But theres no mention in the bible of

Jesus having non-semetic hair. Or perhaps he was the first to have his hair straightened.

It must be an imposter!

Airline passengers get (VoIP-free) broadband

Tom

Have they never heard of tunneling..

"The lack of latency, and decent speed, would lend themselves to a decent VoIP connection, but American won't be allowing that. Not only will the popular VoIP services be blocked,"

Its out of the bag, give up, you cant make money out of peoples stupidity anymore!

Oh, sorry, this is the land of the free...

Cardiff 'copter coppers give chase to UFO

Tom

Oh dear

Sit people in a box with curved plastic windows and the sunlight shines on your watch face - looks like a huge UFO and a small movement of your hands has it flying at speed to Devon.

UFO's are really boring - though it is fun watching the gullible panic at a photo of someones chandellier reflected off a window.

They should be coming for you any moment now - but in white suits!

Microsoft: 'We will save America from foreign domination'

Tom

Innovate?

Using wireless is innovation?

And what happens when MS is 'foreign' owned?

UK electricity crisis over - for now

Tom

If nuclear power is so safe

I would suggest that anyone who thinks nuclear power is safe should live with a kilo of material that is the equivalent of 200,000 year old waste from a power station.

And as for the price... For the next building of nuclear power stations the company involved should be able to prove that the station and the waste disposal are covered by cast iron insurance so that the public never have to pay for todays profits.

Its not so cost effective if you actually make it pay its way.

Ballmer and Gates defend Vista, drop Windows 7 hints

Tom

Self inflicted vapour ware?

So Microsoft can later say

Vista was good but no-one bought it because they were waiting for W7 which will be really good

if you've got a new 4 core 64GB Barcelona setup.....

Microsoft urges developers to tag sites for IE8

Tom

@Alex Hooren

Thats OK then - so IE8 will render standards compliant code OK.

But I have to go back and re-write all of the pages I have written previously - once I've worked out which ones dont display properly in IE8....

Only 600,000 more pages to do now...

Tom

No Never

I will never make my site IE8 compatible.

I will use international standards.

If MS cant write software compatible with international standards.....

No change there then.

Microsoft needs Windows Home Server test dummies

Tom

why not just give MS your bank acoount details and say suck away

I can get a little box and put linux on it and have a 'home'* server for less than the price of the windows home server licence.

And just what is a home server anyway - is it a disabled proper server with an expensive upgrade path?

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