Posts by Zmodem

Slo-mo MoD budget traincrash rolls on

better to create

a bouncing grenade that will bounce of walls with a rotary timer. them scots will just end up with a haggis on a slingshot

BT threatens to pull plug on better broadband

meh

they could start sueing everyone in briton that calls them a monopoly

Study clears cannabis of schizophrenia rap

wait until your all un-employed

and having nothing to do. all running around window shopping and living on chicken and noodle soup. you`ll soon develope psychosis and start chatting to some random god. if you weak you`ll then become a skitzaphrenic, weed is a brain enhancer. while alcohol is a depressor.

and life is boring without being insane

@An abomination

weed is gurlie. theres not enough of whatever to actually make you trip like some real acid on paper. and if your going to go on harder drugs then you will anyway. alcoholics dont usually move from stella to whiskey. they just drink more stella

the harder drugs

weed doesnt lead nowhere. its gurlie to whiskey n ice. rock n roll and cornish pasties. all night down the pub. the working class can no longer chain smoke in standing around the pool table. see godzilla and beat his ass like arnie. and say im british again

t3h w33d

catch yourself saying yeahhh cosmic. and yeahhh im british. every half hour when you walk along the street after time traveling in your majical dreams. might catch a lion asleep on your living room floor.

besides that. its has nothing to do with making you a skitz

Hackers jailbreak T-Mobile's Googlephone

meh

opensource is only there for telecoms and phone manufacturers, to make a system that works for them. like nokia has openned symbian for. while still claiming glory for the original creators of the opensource enviroment.

its not there for any old tard who cant use windows to mess around with and think theyre coders. and most symbian phones use root with memcards as e:\ or some other path

Halloween pardon sought for accused witches, sorta

its not the church

helloween is celtic new year. or something to do with the celts

Undetectable data-stealing trojan nabs 500,000 virtual wallets

sub7

you can target anywhere with any trojan. even sub7. all you have to do is compress parts of the exe file. with a compressor thats not upx

Plasma rocket space drive in key test milestone

warp drives

what happened to the fusion reactor. for a warp drive you would need to use the reaction mass from a quantum explosion. fusion mk2

Scientists prep robo-Freud for depressed astronauts

floating around

doing nothing with massage pads all over your head and body. would be a bonus. then if your midding the wife theres always the vacuum

Virgin Media accused of shafting customers on upload rates

so whats 56bits

a dialup modem

AVG tags ZoneAlarm as Trojan

world would be lost without ZA

you could have a 100 firewalls. and there will be zonealarm telling you every program that tries to connect to the web. even if its all its used for.

while AVG messed up something on my board when i got some lame advert and message telling me to upgrade. and had to reset all my bios

Parliament to probe military kit issues

plain text

maybe they have a filter on email clients or firewall. and word and rtf are allowed from public addresses

yeahhhhhhhh

turn on your ipod nano and listen to your drum n bass

got it. with a meh

obey and britain. would change nothing. countrys is a singular in my use. while countries is multiple. day without constant coffees and a big chicken salad. bacon and mushroom sarnie,. harder the die hard. take all 48 anadin extra on the way home

smell like something

why would a country obay another country rules if theyre at war with them. theres enough engineers in briton to make any part of any engine. or to just make the whole engine anyway. it wouldnt even cost £100m to research and design and produce

Next Windows name unveiled: Windows 7

its windows

another 1 that might work.

need more optimization, nano cpus arnt here yet,.

blah blah blah., i dont have vista. i dont have dual core cpu etc. if i bother getting a new pc. i know i could near enough reverse engineer vista removing all the junk. and make any game run on ultra settings at 60+ fps. most of what slows down XP are all the network services most people dont actually need running. which are set to automatic startup

Blackswift hypersonic plane cancelled

sr-71

get just over mach3.5 in the mid 60s

meh

stick a reactor on it. and its back to heatrods/rings in turbo jets. with more mesh in the graphite titanium alloy hull acting as a super cooled hypersonic fridge

Linux at 17 - What Windows promised to be

in the world of pink petal gifs of today

and all its n00bs. youd probaly be called a wanker and be ignored if you type that message anouncing something new

BT outsources international network ops

rants

need a BT line for all other telecoms isnt a dumb down meaning for the $+0o91d, landline that isnt fiber and cable fiber. it really means you need a BT line

get cut off cos you dont pay your bill. you have to move to a cable area, if you dont. you`ll soon get aload of junk mail from BT telling you to come back to them. when they wont give you back a phone

so bless when 5g arrives, only need a landline for dvd downloads

its just another method

of BT avoiding being tagged a monopoly

Gates dethroned as tech's richest get thumped

good job its not all in 1 bank in briton

you`d only get £50.000 back in insurance

Serial troll bitchslaps Reg hack

meh

usa didnt do nothing in WW2. except get bombed by the japs. and went sailed around pretending theyre were doing something until D-Day came around. america has never won a war. they have just won a few battles

New USAF Cyber-war formation downgraded

space command

they have nothing that goes into space, except that 4foot man drop off pod. and for that youd just need a CB with a bigger arial

US teen cuffed for sending nude phone pics

good ol days

theres always 1 square

New NASA nuclear Mars rover hits budget, time problems

trail and error

first bit of nuclear energy in space since 1963 or something. a crater on mars is a good start

Crypto attack unveils hidden backups

encrypt it all

until you put the file through hex to ascii. and try and find anything that resembles anything that looks like a password string and identifier

Harvey Keitel to experience Life on Mars

meh

if the bbc had some proper lighting engineers. they could just sell the oirginal series to america like itv does

Mapping the universe at 30 Terabytes a night

compress

only a real freak might be able to tell the difference from a tga/bitmap and a 100% quality jpeg

Sega to launch PSP beater in 2009

more room for a

6x4 inch lithium battery. so you can flip it on its front and fry a egg. and still have 6hrs of gaming left

Bastard Gator child dies sudden death

theyre full of it

spyware is the same as having a trojan or shadow proxy. sue them all

Telco compares merger to Challenger space shuttle

meh

thought cable and wireless uk meged with ntl. then became virgin media.

BT claims UK broadband boost breakthrough

BT sucks

cant stand anything about BT. but they should make filters with boosters and put on all theyre pilons. and the dsl. above 512 connection. might be able to go further still

UK console sales defy credit crunch

sells will soon be down

its just people thinking of the future. with it still being a year or few for the nation get freeview and documentrys and movies on every night on c5. its too expensive to go out down the pub. and need something to do when you stay in

4GB fourth-gen iPod Nano confirmed

all nano`s are rip offs

for 120eur you can have a whole SE walkman 3g phone with a 8gb card

BT lobbies Welsh Assembly for superfast broadband subsidies

meh

BT are the last people your pay when you become unemployed. after that they wont give you a phone line again, they will have lost 50% of connections by early next year

NASA to sniff Martian atmosphere

meh

they could of just put a sensor of the last probe. they should use the speed of entry and make a glider.

NASA mulls nuclear Moon reactor

dont need umbrellas

real brits dont care for nothing and get on with life. all saying shepton mallet in hardcore techno clubnights

whats a matter with a submarine reactor

they fit in a submarine. and have a full radiation shield, i dont see no big concrete pillars sticking out,

less power = more journeys and less science and cups of coffee

Digital divide looms again over superfast broadband for all

waste of time

you could buy a few satalites for that and give everyone 2 way 250mbs broadband. ftth only lets you have 150mbs. and 5g will be here in a few years. with real upload speeds

3 punts mobile email for £2.50 a month

ive never had a nag from tmobile

and im alway updating Rss and emails. and browsing something when board. even watch spongebob all day here and there

tmobile again

£2.50 get you email, the web, and rss. and all you want, never been able to connect to ftp. so that probaly a flex account bonus

How to stop worrying and enjoy paying for incoming calls

i still dont get

why mobile calls cost so damn much. to maintain a network. its far cheaper then having fibre and copper scattered around the land, brits are ripped off as it is unless you go shopping overseas. high prices make you loose customers

US noses past Western Europe in 3G stakes

sounds like and smells like dog poo

briton has 69million phones or something. and most will be 3g. with tmobile doing 5day data packs etc for £2.50/with the web n walk thing

Lockheed demos AI-based roboforce command tech

and no1 has come up with

putting a 200kb alice program inside and a dictionary that 100mb. and voice recognition

Thailand clamps down on rude websites

moara

what about the shemales

McKinnon a 'scapegoat for Pentagon insecurity'

hackings artificial

you cant proove he wasnt given authorized access to a system. and all evidence of damage would long be fixed, until the day your ip and timestamp in the header of packets and blah written

Burned by Chrome - Fire put out

whats it matter

they already cached the whole web. the whole world could sue them for infringment of copyright