Posts by Is It Me...?

Apple shares drop after Jobs resignation

What? Are you serious?

Everyone knows if you dismantle your Apple product, you'll find at least a gram of blow.

Go on. Strip that old ipod you never use, and see...

LOHAN seeks mighty thruster for trip to heaven and back

Who? What?...

I got somewhat distracted by the film suggested to me after watching your ballocket thingy.

It was called 'Lindsay Lohan - A Richard Phillips Film".

In fact, i got so distracted, i had to watch it twice. Can a copy of this film be sent up with the payload, then, whoever finds it will understand everything.

Paris Hilton tweets armed intruder drama

it's about time...

We got some more Playmobil recreations.

Ages since the last one and it's far easier than reading.

Malaysia bans 'satanic' Man Utd kit

My head read...

"Rabbits say it's not allowed"

And, personally, i think it's better that way.

Kiwis slap 'vacant' sign on Paris Hilton

GENIUS

...nuf said.

Microsoft and Immersion settle settlement settlement

So, who's buying the next round...?

...The lawyers, as the post above correctly identifies, are the only real winners. Again.

And any further costs moved onto the consumer. What's new?

Paris. Well i just haven't sen her stupid mug for a while.

Baptist church in assault rifle giveaway

You don't say...

"the event featured 21 hours of preaching"

...after 21 hours of preaching, i'd be ready to go out and shoot someone.

Probably the preacher.

Now where did i put that gun i got from the Mormon's?