Posts by Aha!

iPhone 3.1 code goes beta

Oh dear, the battery's gone!

Anonymous Coward @ 20:10

You beat me to it. Is a journo really worrying about 0.00001% battery charge? That's bleedin' awesome -- up there in Greenpeace Hero of the Decade territory.

British drivers face jail for causing death by dangerous driving

Obvious, really

If you're involved in a car smash with a mobile, all you have to do is run back and wave a knife at the other guy.

Labour's already refused to jail people for that offence. Spare the knife and get a decade in prison... what a message to send.

I'd really like to think that this is sarcasm, but my imagination can't keep up with the current government.