* Posts by Tim Spence

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Dixons Group still suffering

Tim Spence
Jobs Horns

@ Alexis Vallance

"There's a reason why Apple stores are packed to the rafters with people and PC World is an empty space."

Yeah, but I think you'll find 99% of the people in the Apple store are there to stroke and fawn over all the new shiny white stuff out of their price range.

Your average Apple store probably sees 200 people an hour through the door, against 20 sales. Your average PC World probably sees 100 people an hour through the door, against 40 sales. Rarely do I see anyone at the tills in Apple stores, whereas I have to queue most of the time in PCW.

I don't like PCW by the way, but I'm a grudging iPhone owner.

History shaped Google's Trojan Horse

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@ Ryan

You've, "noticed is it is alot quicker alot moe stable and alot more secure than Mozilla Firefox" in at most a day's use, have you?

Pray tell me, have you experienced no crashes where you would have experienced some with FF in that single days usage? And have you inspected the code and run tools on it to discover just how secure it is already? You obviously missed the news yesterday about the vulnerability in the version of WebKit it uses...

I'm not knocking Chrome for the sake of it - although I did try it out and found it slower and had problems rendering stuff, so uninstalled it - I actually quite liked it. I'm just trying to calm some of the "wowthisisthegreatestthingsinceslicedbread" hype, so we can get back to facts.

Reg launches Chrome-o-drome

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It lasted...

...just 6 hours for me, and it's uninstalled already. It took longer to bring up pages than Firefox does (seems to sit there saying "Resolving proxy..." for ages after clicking a link), and it seemed to have a weird rendering issue with a web app at work. Plus I miss my addons.

Other than that though, I quite liked it, and might try it again when it's not so beta.

Carpetbomb bug tarnishes Google Chrome

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Speed

"Against this many are praising the speed"

What? Against most sites I've tried (Facebook, internal web apps at work, etc) Chrome is many times slower than Firefox. Other people I've spoken to have also commented about how slow it seems too.

I'm not criticising it, I actually like a lot of other things on it, and I appreciate it's a Beta, but please don't go round proclaiming it's speedy.

Mimosa adds files to archive cocktail

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RE: What happens if...

If any of the above happens, surely you just re-backup your current live data with someone else and tell your existing lot to piss off?

Owner alleges iPhone 3G became red hot

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Red hot

If any electrical item I'm using (apart from a toaster or similar) becomes red hot, I think I'd be more inclined to throw it away from me/switch it off rather than continue to use it and just swap it from ear to ear.

"Hmm, this device which I use close to my skull is getting far too hot to touch. Oh well, never mind, just swap to the other ear."

NASA's Ares V may crush Kennedy crawlerway

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RE: @Tim Spence by another AC

Yes, I too posses the ability to knock a few zeros off a number, but the point is, why should I? Why list something's weight (sorry, mass) in x millions kgs when there is a larger better unit available, which shrinks the number to something tangible.

Going by your logic they might as well have listed it in micrograms? That would be 7,700,000,000,000,000 µg. There, easy isn't it. How about yoctograms? That makes it 7.7e+33 yg. Oooh yes, much clearer.

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Pedants

Sod you all, you knew what I meant!

@ AC

58 million iPhone 3Gs would **weigh** (not way) approx. 7.7 million kg. They are 0.135 kg each.

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Kilograms?

Why the hell are you talking in the order of many millions of kilograms?! I'd have thought 7,700 tons would be easier to work with (and visualise) than 7.7 million kgs.

In fact, why not go for one of the Reg's arbitrary weight scales - 7.7 million kgs equates to what, 192,500 midgets on unicycles, or 58 million iPhone 3Gs?

UK bank chief stung in ID theft scam

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Brilliant

Hehe, fantastic. That is all.

Google flicks pennies down geothermal well

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RE Aaaargh!!

"I dont want hell to freeze over."

Thank you for the first genuine guffaw I've had this week! I've also made many a promise, on the premise it'll never happen... :)

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Cold earth

If we start pulling all the heat out of the earth, won't it cool the core too much and accelerate it's eventual demise - ie. being a cold, dead rock?

Like I've always said regarding wind farms - if we put too many of them up, the increased drag on the earth's rotation will slow it down so we all become shorter, and eventually implode on ourselves.

Vodafone jacks up UK prices

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@ Chris Williams and others

Wow, I must really be behind the times then - when the hell did O2 overtake Vodafone in the UK?! I stand corrected.

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UK's second largest mobile provider?

They're not the UK's second largest mobile provider, they are the *world's* second largest mobile provider.

Microsoft's Vista push probed by Fair Trade Commission

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McDonalds

A year or two ago, McDonalds stopped selling the Chicken Premiere - God's own burger, in my opinion - and replaced it with some shite with nasty mayonnaise or salsa in it. Ergh.

This is exactly the same situation, and so how ridiculous would it be for me to sue McDonalds for not selling my favourite chicken burger anymore?!

Arctic ice refuses to melt as ordered

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We like more ice

It's good for our summer Pimms.

Microsoft running on at least 220,000 servers

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Joke

Yes, but...

...when linked together, can they run Crysis?

Mine's the one with the worn out joke book in the pocket.

Virgin Media ADSL punters suffer 2-day email meltdown

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@ Colin Millar

Not *any* ISP, but *most* other ISPs are actually better.

iPhone 3G isn't necessarily

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RE: Seriously?!?!

Good points, except for number 4. I'm not sure if you are suggesting the issue only affects some iPhones, or some phones in general that use the Infineon chip, but either way, I'm led to believe that it could well affect all iPhones, it's just that most/some people don't notice/don't care, either due to their location or usage or expectations.

I've noticed some wacky going ons with my iPhone's indicated signal strengths - from one bar straight to a full 5, and back to a single bar, when it's sat still on a desk - but then don't most phones do this?

Anyway, as said, I think there's a chance it could affect all iPhones, it's just that x% of the people aren't saying so for the above reasons, so it could still be software.

Ryanair cancels aggregator-booked tickets in escalating scraping war

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RE: Well thats me walking..

You're not paying for the MS software that you need to book their flights with? What the hell does that mean? Are you saying that you *need* to use Windows to use their site, and you use Linux? Surely Firefox still works. It does on Windows.

Generic VoIP toolkit comes to the iPhone

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RE: re: Truphone

But is it VoIP, yeah?

This article was specifically talking about adding this component into iPhone games - surely one iPhone game can only "call" the same iPhone game elsewhere.

Stop being anonymous, twat.

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Truphone

Truphone, which is available for free from the app store, already does VoIP, doesn't it?

Colchester Hospital sacks manager over lost laptop

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RE: No Need.

I agree, as I'm sure the board which sacked him would... I can only think that this guy had the data on the laptop without authorisation - ie. he copied it off some network share when in the office, so he could "work" while sunning himself in his garden or something.

If an employee takes data off the network without seeking proper authorisation, then it's their fault if something happens to that data.

Wind farm wound down on air traffic fears

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Joke

Pilot study

What the hell were pilots doing studying this? They know how to fly planes, for sure, but what do they know about ATC and radar?

Govt persuades two people to share worst job in IT

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RE: Grandfathers....

Haha, touché!

Man buys $1,000 worth of iPhone pixels by accident

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Jobs Horns

I see dead peop... no, err, both sides...

...while I agree this guy is stupid as hell, I also think it's a ridiculous application and devalues the AppStore's value as a serious application.

IBM solves world's 'paper or plastic' crisis

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@ Jeff

"14 comments so far and 6 of them have been to point out that the speed of light is affected by the medium*? Crikey, don't you READ the comments before having to show the world how clever you are?"

The problem comes about because comments don't appear immediately, and take time to be moderated and then published. Therefore there is a period (sometimes as little as 10 minutes, sometimes hours) where loads of people can reply thinking they're the first people to do so. When they are all approved and published, it looks like everyone just kept repeating the same thing.

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This is a fantastic solution!

Amazing - imagine the amount of time this will save! Yes yes, you might say only 1 second per transaction, but if you consider the average medium-sized supermarket serves in the region of 750 transactions per day, as most now open 7 days a week, that's nearly an hour and a half saved a week (750 seconds x 7 days), in one store alone. Extrapolate that to a year (750 seconds x 7 days x 52 weeks), and that one store has saved over 3 entire days - allowing them to either process more customers in that time, or employ staff for 7 less days a year (based on a shop opening 10 hours a day).

Take a massive chain such as Tesco, with over 1,500 stores in the UK processing as many or more transactions as above, and as an organisation they would be able to save over 113,750 man-hours. This equates to being able to shed the equivalent of 39 full-time staff across the company (based on working 8 hours a day). With average wages for checkout staff around £15k, that's half a million a year!

So, as you can see, that one second makes a lot of sense.

PS. I know my maths is probably still all wrong - you're lucky I worked it to this stage; at one point I had it so Tesco could close every store permanently and still be turning a record profit. Oh, and I'm not being totally serious with this being a great idea - although now I've done the maths, it does add up.

Supercomputer to improve UK weather

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The important question...

...but can it run Crysis?

Mine's the one with racks of old supercomputer hidden under it.

Nvidia denies chipset farewell

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RE: What sad fuck

I can exclusively reveal that I've just received a leaked report which states that The Register is to be sold to the Greek island of Lesvos. I can't reveal my sources, but it will all be in the news soon enough.

Google: 'Even in the desert, privacy does not exist'

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Neither for nor against

I'm neither *for* the Borings in this case, but I'm not exactly *for* Google here either, despite being a geek who loves Street View.

I don't like the attitude that is presented; the implication by Google that trespass onto private land is okay so long as it's really easy to do and there are no physical barriers stopping us.

Also, on the fact that it's private land and there's a sign which says so; "Plaintiff's allegation of a 'private road' sign at the top of their street standing alone is insufficient to negate Google's privileged and trivial entry upon Plaintiff's property."

So they're also suggesting that Google is above having to read signs, and signs such as these do not apply to Google? Or perhaps the sign wasn't big enough, or there weren't enough of them? Maybe for Google to take note and heed any signs they need to be in big neon lights? I wonder if the Street View cars have to pay attention to speed limit signs.

I'm normally a big Google fan, and as I say whilst I don't agree with the Boring's whinings here, I don't agree with the tact which Google is using to win this case.

Just make some apologies, delete their pictures, and go on your way.

NASA spies liquid in Titanic lake

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Fuel

Liquid hydrocarbons? That sounds like the sort of stuff we can run our cars on!

What are the logistics involved in getting a pipeline up there?

Driving some value into Google's Street View

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Get your facts right

Yes, as an ex-OS employee who loved the place, I am slightly biased, but I speak in facts - unlike the author of this article.

The OS is an executive agency and operates as a trading fund, which means it receives absolutely NO funding from the Government, and so is entirely self-financing. Any profit it makes, and it does regularly make a profit, gets returned to the Government coffers. As a result, I enjoyed much freedom with spending in one of the most well-funded IT departments I've ever been in.

So where the article is critical claiming the taxpayer has to pay for this data, and then pay again to get access to it, it's plainly wrong. The only financial burden the taxpayer has over the data is at the point of sale. If you don't want the data, it doesn't affect you, so go away.

Click here to save Bletchley Park

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RE: Why so long?

So that they can get as many people to vote as possible, one would have thought?

Or, I wonder if the May 2009 is 12 months on from whenever Bletchley Park announced they had about 1 year of financing left?

US man cuffed for executing lawnmower

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What exactly did he do wrong?

Obviously the guy is a nutjob, but last time I checked that wasn't illegal even in the US. So, anyone know exactly what he did wrong?

I presume from the story that the guns he kept were not allowed, but I've no idea about gun law.

Reg hack insults the Parachute Regiment

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Paris Hilton

Can we stop calling them Paras?

Because all I can see is comments about Paris doing naked skydiving.

Paris, for obvious reasons.

Cops slap ticket on Street View spycar

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Simon West's vid

If you're interested in finding the resulting Street View imaging of those kids on that bike from the video, keep checking:

http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=chalfont+close,+cambridge&sll=51.537087,-0.912882&sspn=0.009663,0.02738&ie=UTF8&ll=52.188419,0.172847&spn=0.000595,0.001711&t=h&z=20

Oh, and Simon: stop drinking so much coffee! Or get an anti-shake cam. ;)

Scientists decry Bletchley Park's decline

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Went last weekend

And I can highly recommend it, both as a geek and as someone with a very non-geek girlfriend.

Lots that appealed to me, and lots that appealed to her - ie. the emotional and human side of the story.

Just go and visit!

HP packaging madness continues apace

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Guide to making HP look silly:

Step 1: Take any old pallet or over-sized box (if using a box, one with HP on is more authentic).

Step 2: Take teeny-weeny item you've recently been delivered (the smaller the better).

Step 3: Arrange item inside or on pallet or box, as though you've *literally* just opened it and the first thing you've done before seeing what it is is find a camera.

Step 4: Take photo.

Step 5: Send to The Reg with cover story.

In fact, I might make a mock-up myself in a bit with a mate's articulated lorry, a spare screw for my HP laptop, and a picture of me stood looking shocked holding aforementioned screw in front of an empty lorry. An entire lorry for a single screw? Bastards.

Of course, the ultimate award will go to anyone with access to an empty container ship and a replacement Intel Atom "transistor". And a camera capable of seeing it, natch.

Japan kicks off electric car format war

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RE: Re: I call Bullshiite!

He's got a point though - in real-world tests (not manufacturer specified figures) the Prius actually gets about 40mpg *if* driven carefully. Take any standard modern diesel and it could wipe the floor with that figure, even if driven less than carefully.

HP shatters excessive packaging world record

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Am I seriously the only one...

...who doesn't believe this story? Honestly, for a laff, how difficult would it be to gather up a load of boxes from company x, strap them all together in an entirely unconvincing manner with parcel tape (a la those photos), and take some photos which insinuate that there was a screw inside 4,000 ever-decreasing boxes?

Come on people, if it's true, someone was having a laugh at HP, if it isn't true, Stephen Strang was having a laugh. Even the name sounds made up. Maybe I'll send my entry in as Billy Bob, Jimmy James, or Mohammad Mohammad.

Pope apologises for Apple's MobileMe sins

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@ Kenny Millar

Jesus *might* just use an iPhone though - after all, it doesn't say anywhere in the Bible that he *doesn't* use one, and it certainly doesn't mention that he uses any other brand.

Tech woes threaten NASA's Moon plan

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Paris Hilton

This comment...

...is simply to use the Paris icon.

Paris, because she knows a correct entry angle when she sees it.

Yahoo! opens search to all

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I! thought! Yahoo!...

...were just an email provider? They do *search* too?

Belgian operator will sell iPhone simlock-free

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RE: 3G with 1.1.4??

Or, they've been downgraded to 1.1.4 so that existing unlocking tools work, and when the inevitable hack is released for 2.0, they will offer you this for "free"!

I don't know whether 1.1.4 would even run on the 3G iPhone, but I'd be surprised if it can't be fudged on.

3 calls foul on T-Mobile price promise

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Too many conditions

With this sort of comparison (whether it's technically correct or not) and it's related endless conditions, it's a step too far and the ASA need to clamp down on it. All the networks could run adverts that say, "You can't get more minutes for £31.23 per month" (replacing £31.23 with any arbitrary amount which is unique to the market), and *technically* they'd all be right.

Headline claims like this need to be clear and not be misleading.

My other favourite is where shop price labels and signs have "£2" or other ridiculously low figure in a massive bold font, and in small print next to it is "...off. Now only £48". Obviously designed to be misleading, and should be stopped.

Sony pulls PlayStation 3 software update

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Had to reformat my disk

My install failed halfway through as described, and just sat frozen at the initial wave screen - no way round it. After Googling for a while, I came across what Joe K mentioned, and reluctantly reformatted my drive with my PC (not before a sector copy though).

After reformatting, it starts up fine, but as soon as I copy the data back to it and try again, same thing. Something is on the disk which it doesn't like - something is on the disk WITH ALL MY FECKING SAVE GAMES ON.

Premiership tackles Ukranian football streaming site

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Missed opportunities

Of course, if the Premier League were to actually take note that these sites are in demand and people are willing to pay, rather than just stamping them out and forgetting about them, then we might finally get a pay-per-view football service that is independent of the broadcaster - ie. Sky - and finally brings true choice and value to the country's fans.

I know Sky have probably got some lock-in terms to the contract, but hey, I can dream...

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