* Posts by Gav

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TWELFTH-CENTURY TARDIS turns up in Ethiopia

Gav

Re: Cool!

This is true of all early TV productions. The actors all learnt their craft on stage and the the performance best for TV wasn't yet appreciated. Actors who'd done films were better equipped. But the best of them wouldn't wish to do cut-price children's TV productions, which is what Dr Who was. Consequently some of the acting, "stagey" or not, was pretty dire.

That's not going to stop me eagerly waiting to see some of these new finds.

Snowden's email provider gave crypto keys to FBI – on paper printouts

Gav

Re: Only for convenience...

"There's no agents looking through the 400,000 other bits of information, today."

Fixed that for them. Because it would never occur to them to ever make use of the key ever in the future for anything else. Not even for a quick sneaky peek. No way.

Gav

Re: "Just short of a criminal act"

Closing it down was not only the practical thing for him to do, but also the perfect and 100% legal response to the NSA.

If he's let it continue operating while the NSA held the keys to everything, then he'd also be providing them with perfect blackmail material that could ruin his company and his reputation forever should it ever "accidentally get out". He would be forever the NSA's bitch.

The idea that a secret law could be enforced to make his action illegal would have been laughed at a year ago, but now seems depressingly and scarily possible.

Gav

Re: Outrageous

Assuming the best, I'm going with maximum sarcasm. I which case; well played.

NSA in new SHOCK 'can see public data' SCANDAL!

Gav

Re: Oh, Grow Up! (@BillG)

You do realise that waving the feebly derogatory "liberals" stick around just damages any point you might want to make? Even if you want to qualify that with a "modern liberals".

A few points of clarification for you; Making up insulting names for those you disagree with is for school children. Those who support Obama are not "liberals". I'm not sure what you'd call them, but "supporters of Obama" or "Democrats" might come close.

NASA's search for habitable planets maps ALIEN CLOUD-WORLD

Gav

Re: Hugely impressive.

The thing is that those planets discovered by Kepler are only those on a tiny portion of the visible sky, and only those where the planet orbits are angled in just the right way that we can detect them. So that means that we've only just started looking in 0.25 percent of the sky.

There's a long, long way we can go yet.

Ubuntu 13.10: Meet the Linux distro with a bizarre Britney Spears fixation

Gav

Re: Reversing Moore's Law

Tell me what you want to do?

I'm not sure. There's that thing that let you take a file and change it. You know, I'd recognise it if you'd show me a menu. You know, like you used to when you were a computer, instead of this useless, fake person that annoys the hell out of me. You were good as a computer, why pretend to be something you're not?

Facebook allows full personal data ransack with Graph Search

Gav

Re: Facebook's world-class algorithms.

Facebook knows you are gay and into motorbikes. Either you are in denial, or that profile picture of the motorcycle cop from Village People has totally thrown them.

Revolting peasants force Wikipedia to cut'n'paste Visual Editor into the bin

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Quality not Quantity

Yup, I guess if you are prepared to accept any old shit, based on the personal thoughts and experiences of some anonymous guy on the internet, you can increase the number of editors.

The visual editor was ok, but occasionally it seriously screwed things up, that others would then have to go fix manually using the previous editor. If you're going to practically force it on new editors, who don't know their edit has messed things up, and wouldn't know how to fix things even if they did know, then it needs to be rock solid first.

Want FREE BEER for the rest of your life?

Gav

Englishness

"But this is OK, it could even be seen as the ultimate in Englishness. Our island nation has spent centuries smuggling booze in order to beat the Revenue."

England is not an island.

Leaked docs: NSA 'Follow the money' team slurped BANK records, CREDIT CARD data

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self-evident truths

" targets non-US citizens and so is less legally contentious"

They are only dredging the data of innocent non-Americans. So that's all right then. Remember guys, it's not people that get unalienable rights; it's *American* people. That's what Thomas Jefferson was talking about, wasn't it?

Rotten Apple iOS 7 fury: Glitchy audio or is today's music really that bad?

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Worse Day Ever

Talk about your 1st world problems.

I know someone who hasn't managed to updated their iOS. As long as no-one notices on the train, and the embarrassment kills him, he may see out the week. Beyond that I don't hold out too much hope. For the love of humanity Apple, do something for these helpless wretches!

Official crackdown on Apple fanboi 'shanty town' ahead of London iPhone launch

Gav

Re: Jesus Christ

And what a completely pointless waste of time and energy for all concerned.

Is it beyond someone to come up with a better system, rather than having customers physically park themselves outside the shop for days, waiting for a completely arbitrary date & time when they have to physically walk through a door? Just thinking about it shows just how ridiculous the whole charade is.

Apple is supposed to be a tech company, but is reliant on a stupid and outdated method of throttling initial market demand.

Bill Gates again world's richest, tops in US for 20th straight year

Gav

Re: It is impossible to have a billion dollars without that fact in some way helping others.

It's a massive misunderstanding to think these trillions could ever exist in actual liquid cash. It's all estimates of the value of assets, and that value is only as much as anyone is prepared to pay, which is in turn reliant on how much is getting sold.

If the "400 upper-crustaceans" attempted to sell their assets, in order to give anyone on the planet three hundred bucks, who would they sell it to? Who has $2.02 trillion to spare? No-one. But that's not a concern, because as soon as they started selling their assets, the value of them would plummet. The market becomes flooded, everyone is wondering why you are selling, economies crash, the actual trillions of dollars become worth far less than they were the day before, everyone loses in the resulting chaos.

The fact is these guys are only "worth" $2.02 trillion as long as they never, ever, try to realise their worth. Which is not to say they aren't very rich indeed in a material sense. But the actual figures bandied about are little better than guesses and estimates of a scenario that could never happen.

Apart from that; if you give everyone in the world $300, inflation immediately makes everything cost $300 more. You only make people richer by creating assets (products, services, skills), not by converting them into cash.

ISPs set to install network-level smut filters despite Lib Dem opposition

Gav

Re: Compensation for correctly filtered

And what definition are we using for "correctly" filtered. My definition of what is "correct" may differ from that or the ISP's or the government's.

Here is the nub of the problem, in that you are giving the power to make that decision to either some drone in a commercial company, (where arse-covering is the watchword) or some drone in government, (where either vote-appeasement or political dogma is the deciding factor). Neither should be trusted to decide what is "correctly" filtered.

But that's the slippery slope that apparently some are eager we approach. Once the method of filtering is in place and working, how long before the ISP or the government start "tweaking" the criteria to suit themselves? How long before the ISP decides that certain traffic is an inconvenient drain on their resources, and might possibly be considered by some as maybe a bit scary to small children? Plonk it on the list then, problem solved! How long before the government decide that a website they don't like "promotes terrorism" (the magic words!), and must, ipso-facto, therefore be child unfriendly? Onto the block list with it!

So only those without the filter get to annoy the ISP or read what the government doesn't like. But that doesn't matter, because we've already established that they are all deviants that need kept an eye on.

Paypal not sure if its bargepole is long enough for crowdfunding

Gav

This is not a pre-order

As long as they are informed. Some of these crowd-sourced projects give the impression that they're just a few months away from shipping a final product. So naive people think that their investment amounts to effectively the same as a pre-order.

It may be a relatively small amount of money, but the risk is significant. They need to understand that they may never see the promised product, or their money ever again. And they can't sue or complain to anyone.

Gav

Re: Why Pay Pal... ?

The point is that some small companies/websites do not accept payment in any other way. I'm not an online retailer, so I don't know what its advantages are to them. But I suspect that paypal, because it got into the online payment market early, perfected an easy way of handling secure payments before the credit card providers got their act together.

Done properly, I still find paypal convenient. More so than some credit cards and some of the nonsensical hoops they make you jump through.

As for criticism about them making money out of it; well duh. Name one financial organisation that doesn't.

'Beat the lie detectors' trainer sentenced to 8 months in jail

Gav

Re: Voodoo vs Voodoo

Unfortunately it's even more messed up than that.

Thinking that the detector *might* detect a lie, even when they are telling 100% truth, may be enough to increase some people's stress levels and give a false positive.

Other people may find the whole process stressful, regardless of whether they are telling the truth or not, but on occasions manage to calm themselves at all the wrong questions.

Other people may still be worrying more about their last answer, than the current one.

Other people are pathological liars who can sail though any lie without a slightest flicker.

Other people can be totally delusional and think they are telling the truth, when it's entirely false.

The whole process is such complete bullshit and full of holes that it is worthless.

Pair of complete tits sorry for pervy app

Gav

Re: That's nature

Ahh, the old "that's just the way it is" argument. I think Bruce Hornsby wrote a song along those lines, except that was about excuses for racism.

The issue here is not that a 9 year old girl would be "offended", which I doubt, that's just not how children's minds work. It is that she would leave the conference thinking "Well that industry is clearly just a bunch of silly men obsessed with looking at women's bodies. Not for girls like me then. It kind of makes me feel uncomfortable." That is the tragedy. That's what *I* find offensive.

If grown men want to be stupid frat boys then let them go do it in stupid frats. Not at developers' conferences.

Headmaster calls cops, tries to dash pupil's uni dreams - over a BLOG

Gav

Re: Truth or consequences

The reason fighting back against a bully usually ends in the victim getting punished is all to do with knowing how far you can push it.

Bullies usually have years of experience. They know when and where to bully, and how far they can take it before authority has no choice but respond. Ultimately they are cowards, of course, but that makes them very wary of facing up to responsibility for any bullying. In short; they're good at bullying.

The victim, on the other hand, is usually useless at it all. They don't know when to respond, where to do it, or how far they can go. They're response is usually fuelled by desperation and rage and not calculated. It gets noticed, they cross the line where authority has to respond. End result is they get punished, when the bully doesn't.

What's sad is that the authority responsible is too bureaucratic, thoughtless or stupid to look at the bigger picture. Just what makes an otherwise meek pupil, who is never in any trouble, suddenly decide to take a swing at the class thug? Who is most likely to have initiated this situation? But they don't care, an example has to be made.

Hunt's 'paperless', data-pimping NHS plan gets another £240m

Gav
WTF?

Re: Not "sick Brits"

Who said anything about funding? This is about policy and IT systems. This proposed system is only going to be implemented in England.

And the figures you are quoting are totally false. From the document you quote:

England; £99,249bn (83%)

Wales; £6.065bn (5%)

Scotland; £10,821bn (9%)

Northern Ireland; £3,790bn (3%)

Gav
FAIL

Re: Not "sick Brits"

So that's just unique barcodes for Brits who live within England. And the article still refers to "the" NHS when it means NHS England.

The Reg does this all the time. It can't get the hang of the fact that there is more than one NHS in the UK and they are separate entities.

Ministry of Sound sues Spotify over user playlists

Gav
Holmes

Re: Weird memory ...

Think the point is it is not just an ordered list of names. Otherwise it wouldn't be much of a phone book.

It contains phone numbers, which were created and compiled (for the most part) by BT/Post Office.

Brit music body BPI lobbies hard for 'UK file-sharers database'

Gav
FAIL

How many days you think would pass before a way of stripping the watermark was freely available online?

My estimate; maybe 14, tops. At that point your suggestion becomes useless.

Some MP3 sellers already do something similar to this, by embedding a code within the MP3 tags. But it is simplicity itself to remove it.

What happens if someone hasn't stripped their watermark, and then the file is found copied all over the internet? They get prosecuted? "Not my fault. My MP3 Player was stolen with my entire MP3 library. Someone hacked my computer and copied the lot. Prove that I uploaded them..."

Again, useless, as nothing can be proved.

Gav
Facepalm

Re: Should music be free?

They get paid "when no actually doing anything" because most of the value of what they do is not realised at the at time they do it.

You'd be as well arguing that programmers shouldn't get paid when someone buys software they coded, because they're not actually doing anything when the software is used.

"Type code, get paid."

Gav

Re: The BPI are a bunch of turds...

Seriously? People are still trotting out these excuses like they are at all relevant?

>1) Cheaper albums.

You can get albums online for as little as £5. How much cheaper do you want?

>2) Free digital copies when purchasing a CD.

Amazon do this. Every computer equipped with a CD player can do this. If you are buying a CD you already *have* a digital copy.

>3) DRM-free music when purchased online.

You mean you can still find places that sell music online with DRM? It must take a special kind of determined stupidity to buy from them.

Revealed: HUNGRY frosty Arctic cleft that could eat 2 Grand Canyons

Gav
Facepalm

Re: Winding River Channel????

Totally a strawman argument. No-one has ever suggested that climate fluctuations can only be the result of human activity.

I'm also puzzled about your identification of a U shaped valley. Are you a geologist? And even if it was U shaped, it's already well known that there has been more than one period of glaciation, and plenty of opportunity for this valley to have gone through the process you suggest.

Facebook strips away a bit more of your privacy – but won't say why

Gav

Deception

The solution to all this is obvious;

- don't put stuff on Facebook you wouldn't want them to use

- don't believe a word Facebook says about your privacy. Anything they say that may be true today, is likely to be false tomorrow.

- don't "like" anything provided by any commercial company. Or by anyone you don't know personally. If you really like something, and really must tell everyone, write it out in words in a status update.

- lie to Facebook at every opportunity. Feed them misinformation whenever you can.

Punter strikes back at cold callers - by charging THEM to call HIM

Gav
Holmes

Crime Scene

I prefer the tactic some American guy had (you'll find it online somewhere).

Inform the caller that they have just phoned the scene of a murder and they are now a "person of interest" to the investigation. Demand to know their name, address, relationship with the victim, and whereabouts last night. Intersperse the interrogation with shouts about not walking through the blood and "don't touch that knife!"

Thought the PC market couldn't get any worse? HAH! Think again

Gav
Boffin

Re: Surely it's becoming apparent

Undoubtedly there are some tasks that need a computer, being either impossible or difficult on a tablet/phone/console/media centre/internet radio/device.

But for these things that computer can be an ancient workhorse. No need for speed. No need for the latest whizzy OS and graphics. No need to be buying a new computer.

Even I, as a IT professional, am finding I have less and less need to boot my PC of an evening. I can do what I need in a handful of other devices. The average, non-gamer, end-user must be finding even fewer reasons for using or buying a PC.

Why Teflon Ballmer had to go: He couldn't shift crud from Windows 8, Surface

Gav
Unhappy

Re: I'm a MSFT Fan But.....

Nobody is forced to use touch, but so many of the design decisions were clearly biased towards touch. End result; an OS that felt it was only grudgingly providing mouse and keyboard functionality, because it had too. For a system overwhelmingly used on desktops that's madness.

Microsoft thought they were going to ride in on a wave that changed computing forever. They wanted to be at the forefront of the change in the way people thought about computers, like the iPhone changed mobiles. But the problem was no-one liked Windows 8's ideas enough. There's nothing to excite. Nothing that made people want to change. All is has is innovations that annoy more than delight, and a nagging feeling that you're being told to change to suit Microsoft, not you.

In 10 years time maybe we'll all be seeing Windows 8 as a glorious failure that was before its time, but I doubt it.

Koobface worm-flinging gangster linked to pharma spam ops

Gav
WTF?

Mass of idiots

I remain mystified why anyone, ever, sends money to a spammer. For anything. Can't get my head around that level of idiocy.

The hint is in the spam, people. They lied to get you to read about their pills. That's a pretty big clue that everything else they say/do is likely to be a lie/fake too.

Google follows Amazon with auto-encryption of cloud data

Gav
Boffin

Re: I am truly in exalted company

This is kind of the same argument as "if you have nothing to hide..." argument.

The NSA, I would think, have no interest at all in my data. But the point is that isn't stopping them collecting it, just in case, or giving themselves the legal right to collect it at any point they like in the future. I have to just like it or lump it, and trust that the governments never ever use it for any other "War Against ... " project they dream up in the future. And by that time it will be pointless to complain, it will already have happened.

The time to put at stop to it is now.

YouTube Wars: Microsoft cries foul as Windows Phone app pulled again

Gav
Devil

Re: Some toy throwing going on here.

I'm with Microsoft on this one. Google are playing games to throttle the Windows Phone and Microsoft know it.

Why do they know it? Because Microsoft practically wrote the book on how to kill competition by restricting access to APIs. Years ago. If anyone knows how to recognise when it's happening, it's Microsoft. It doesn't make it right, but there is a certain satisfaction to be had seeing Microsoft getting a taste of its own medicine.

OWN GOAL! 100s of websites blocked after UK Premier League drops ball

Gav
Happy

Actually It's more like getting a court order against Joe Bloggs of 12 Winsome Drive, when in fact your beef is with Joe Bloggs of 18 Arcadia Avenue. But you never bothered to check you had the right address, and the court just took your word for it.

Next time anyone has reason to sue someone, please, just for a laugh, put their address down as 10 Downing Street, London. Apparently the courts don't bother checking before granting you permission to send the bailiffs round. That would be funny.

Brits: We can stop trolling if we know where they live - poll

Gav
WTF?

Re: Right...

You mean you actually really sent Google a scan of one of your own, actual, real, identity documents?

Wow. I would have told them where they could stick their Google+ long before doing that.

Bacon 'n' egg on his face: Hollywood heartthrob pwned by Twitter phishers

Gav

loose feet, loose morals

Well, the good folks of Bomont did warn y'all about this kind of criminal behaviour. Once you allow youngster to have their morals wiped clean away by that jungle rock and roll music, and the shameless dancing, it was inevitable that it would lead to phishing and the stealing of twitter accounts.

Obama proposes four-point plan to investigate US data spooks

Gav
Go

See less of the world! Fly US Airforce!

It's amazing how much less of the world you can travel when you're handcuffed to a federal agent in the back of an American air force plane.

With our VIP membership you don't have the check your luggage in, queue at the depart gate, or worry about customs! You step out of your runway side limo and straight into your own personal flight! Down sides are you don't get much opportunity to peruse the duty-free, and you always end up with the middle seat. And flights are one way only; direct to US home base airports only.

To get these special privileges you just have to join our US Government VIP Flyer Scheme, and leave your rights behind. Join now!

See a young Brit's mobe? 55% chance it has nekkid selfies on it, claims poll

Gav
Unhappy

Re: Some Education

"Are you stupid or are you deliberately being thick?"

" join the real world, where unreal pressures are put on our young people for them to conform and be accepted by any means that they feel is possible."

No pressure, but I'd like you to read back to yourself the two phrases you wrote above, and consider where they might be at odds with each other. Thanks.

Gav
Childcatcher

Wrong way around

If you have low self esteem, especially about your appearance, you hate being photographed and you hate looking at photos of yourself. The last thing you want to do is send photographs to others, or peruse them yourself. (The self-hate sessions are what mirrors are for.)

So I cannot imagine low self esteem being a reason for having compromising selfies on your phone.

Vanity, on the other hand ...

NO, ELEPHANTS, it's we DOLPHINS who NEVER FORGET our best pals

Gav
Boffin

Remember

"Dolphins have the longest memories in the animal kingdom"

And here's me thinking it was humans. I must have forgotten when we became vegetables.

Horrific moment curvy mum-of-none Mail Online spills everyone's data

Gav
Headmaster

Re: This is outragous

phuzz,

*too* sensible

*spelt - "spelled" is an abomination from the colonies that is an affront to God's own English.

Must try harder.

Bloke in shed starts own DAB radio station - with Ofcom's blessing

Gav

Re: love DAB in my car

Wish my car had it. The situation with DAB in cars is ridiculous. I was excited by the idea when DAB broadcasts first started, but here I am still waiting for in-car DAB that doesn't involve lunatic pricing.

Gav
Boffin

Re: Why bother

If you think CDs deliver noticeably different sound to that of an MP3 at a decent sample rate, then you either have inhumanly advanced perceptions, or are deluding yourself.

It's all bits being converted to sound waves.

Win XP alive and kicking despite 2014 kill switch (Don't ask about Win 8)

Gav
FAIL

Re: 37%

I have a rotary trim phone, and I'm going to sue the Post Office for providing a product not fit for purpose.

They provided it in 1971, but that's not going to stop me.

Police probe IDIOTIC Twitter bomb threats slung at journalists

Gav

Re: Bomb Threats

"Lots of johnny-come-lately internoobs who try to force-redefine what "trolling" is about, I see.

Yes, that is YOU, NomNomNom and Gav"

Hee hee. Why thank you, I feel so much younger. Unfortunately I can practically guarantee I was on the internet before you.

Gav
Boffin

Re: I wonder what these people get from threatening people

Plenty of apparent reasons. Here's some.

* Attention seeking, all be it anonymous

* Exercising power - very attractive if you a powerless loser.

* Exercising power with nearly zero consequences - you get to be vile, and there's no comeback.

* Peer approval - if you have friends as sick as you

* Standing up for what you think are your rights - without all that tedious actually standing behind them

* You get to pretend you're some kind of uber-cool online activist, protecting cyberspace, subverting the man who just doesn't get it

Gav
Holmes

Re: Bomb Threats

Trolling is trolling. One person's "barrel of laughs" is another person's harassment. I expect some behind these bomb threats are treating it partially as a joke, but that's because they have belligerent and warped minds.

The key distinction is the anonymous element. If someone you know has a dig about something you are touchy about (like bombs in your front garden), you have a lot to put it into context. Was it a joke? Was it serious? Do you care what they think/do? But when it's some Anonymous Coward you have nothing to put into context. You do not know whether you are dealing with a serious nutter. You do not know how far they are prepared to go, both in real life and online.

And being over-sensitive about One Direction does not give everyone a free pass to deliberately set out to wind you up. Particularly total strangers who are not in anyway affected by you.

So, who here LURVES Windows Phone? Put your hands up, Brits

Gav
Unhappy

Re: My hand's not up.

"the worst, most insultingly poorly designed and misfeatured, piece of software I've ever had inflicted on me since getting my first ZX Spectrum in 1983: Zune"

You've never tried using Samsung Kies, have you? Same function as Zune, a whole new level of suck. I refuse to believe Zune can possibly be worse Kies. It's not physically possible.

Kids LIE about age on Facebook, gasps Brit ad watchdog

Gav
Holmes

Re: A true shocker

Always, always use a false date of birth. Too many other companies still use your DoB as some kind of proof of identity, so you should treat it as sensitive information. Any website that has no good reason for knowing my DoB, other than "proving" I'm over a certain age, gets a made up date.

One side effect of this is now that Facebook sends begging messages around your "friends" telling them to come wish you happy birthday. On the wrong date. Frankly, any well wishes that has to be prompted by an automated third party are of no value. And delivering them on the wrong day just confirms that.

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