Tom's root and boot floppy
The small edition of Grml is a half-gigabyte download and if you have a large UEFI System Partition, you can keep the Grml squashfs directly in your ESP and boot it from there, without any removable media, root partition, or anything else.
Memories of Tom's root and boot, except 500 times the size.
1) tomsrtbt is "The most Linux on one floppy disk" for: rescue recovery panic & emergencies tools to keep in your shirt pockets whenever you can't use a hard drive