Posts by Yorkshirepudding

Pig plague 2.0: Can't spell 'pandemic' without 'panic'

its the end of the world as we know it

and i feel fine...

i think, cough hack splutter

DARPA at Phase 3 on solar powered surveillance strato-ship

may i be the first to say

welcome to our chrome hovering overlord

Strumpets strut Spain's Street View

uses for street view #4

perving in safety thank you google!

Swine flu apocalypse: Batten down the hatches

Vegetablists

i love the responses that the vegetaraians are giving in some discussions e.g. beeb news some are saying it serves us carnivours right, others say they will be immune

epic lolz is all i say

General Atomics unwraps new, Stealth(y) robot war-jet

he says there is a storm coming.....

sure its starting to fall in place! next up Chrom HK's coming the sky

/tinfoil hat

'Miracle' bra saves Detroit woman from robber's bullet

brazillian

so that woman in brazil stuffed money into her bra for safe keeping

riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

eBay officially not cheaper than High Street

see the ebay song

by weird Al, all you need to know really. when you see someone selling something for 99p and postage for over 3 quid then alarm bells really should ring-a-ding

pirate because even the FSM wouldnt approve of it yaarrr

Flying-rifle robocopter: Hovering sniper backup for US troops

dual shock 3?

what no sixaxis tomfoolery?

mines the one with the killzone 2 air droid beacon in it

Zango goes titsup

RIP Bonzai Buddy

may you burn in hell!

Lotus offers to end e-car silent running

a car that sounds like a tie fighter

where do i sign! seriously!

Music industry sites DDoSed after Pirate Bay verdict

teh internet has spoken

bunch of kids grow the fuck up

US Navy unveils superconductor 'cloaking device' destroyer

obligatory scifi quotes

"apology accepted, captain needa"

and a homing torpedo from undiscovered country? well the things gotta have a tailpipe

HP packing workers seal bosses in conference room

two things the french comprehend well

strike and surrender

both usually follow the other in some form

Pirate Bay fans: Lay off our neo-Nazi Sugar Daddy

godwins law

nuff said

Pizza-polluting YouTube plonkers soil Domino's

i concur

garlic dip sauce + crust FTW!

they are opening up dominoes by ours as well. which curiously is one of the most deprived areas in europe. hmmmm

Trafficmaster preps mobile phone drive

traffic master

in 3 years of working for halfords i sold approximately 0, nothing, nowt, nada, zip traffic masters and now they go mobile

should be fun!

paris cause her traffic is one way

Brussels to sue UK over Phorm failures

die phorm die!

burn in hell you orwellian bastard child yay for the eu for once!

HK movie star porn snap thief faces trial

fools

who carries this stuff around on their own laptops? idjiots if you gonna insist on carrying around snaps of yourself nekkid for gods sake encrypt them or something

/goes to format laptop

Trekkies enjoy surprise Star Trek premiere

barstewards

as previously mentioned ill have to sit with my fingers in my ears too. either way cant wait for it to come out despite the cries of enough all ready

BT still struggling to fix Olympic problems

@ mike richards

i second that

we demand playmobilisation forthwith go on make it our easter egg el reg....

epic fail

could only happen in the UK couldnt it, the same country where the gasman digs up your road makes a hash of filling it in and then the water board cock it up a month later by digging it up again

Brown pledges to make Britain's drivers greener

Diesel FTW

i already drive an effecient small engined diesel car so no no electric tomfoolery thanks

Hugh Jackman speaks of Wolverine leak heartbreak

tight bastards

go watch it at the cinema... just dont get the pick n mix

Hackers pwn Macca site with banking malware

@ subtitle

ringo forgotten

ha ha cause he's a prize cock thats why

Bacon sarnies cure hangovers: Official

3 year uni study

led me to the same conclusion! nice crispy bacon, some cheese brown sauce = epic win customise to your needs

Terry Pratchett cuts ribbon on Treacle Mine Road

not a discworld fan...

...but i cannot deny its wonderful mass appeal, and its a fantastic story i wouldnt mind some more crazy street names, diagon ally anyone?

there is a garden centre near ours called rivendell how the tolken estate missed that ill never know

MPs battle to save great British pub

smoking ban

the smoking ban has had fuck all effect around my usual haunts apart from the fact i have to run the gauntlet of the lung cancer club at the door but i find holding my breath and barging through helps get my point accross. so stop immediately blaming that, nicotine nancies....

if anything where we go now is a lot nicer for it.

if you ask me its to do with the decline in juke boxes...

Failed Nork rocket bits straddle Japan

dong

hahahahahaha

G20 Summit: All the action caught on camera

must be...

FRIDAY! W00T you guys owe me a keyboard much tea was expelled during the lol'ing ha ha quality

British steam car completes final testing

best of british

good luck lads. lets show the world what men in sheds can do!

Students Union reps vote to ban cheap booze for students

WTF

they want to stop cheap beer for students? heretics i say burn them! as a once mostly sober student we looked forward to cheap friday night at the union where carling was £1 a pint of it was rubbish but it did the job

PS3 players prefer gaming to bonking

busy pwning

thats rot the reason ps3 owners and prolly most gamers are missing a bit of rumpy is because they never go out!

as for 360 owners? well they are just angry people in general....

UK.gov to get power to force ISPs to block child porn

littlelaceysurprisepagent

anyone punching that in to GTA4 gets a surprise best start handing out wanted levels eh?

Slimline iPhone pictures unearthed

i hope its true!

cause it means i can snap one in two when some apple fanboi waves it in my face

Grey squirrels invade Nutt house

wipe them out.... all of them

nuke the site from orbit

Vulture Central on total G20 terror lockdown

Riot Control

why not kill two birds at once? if the riot vans have water jets fill them with soap, so you can knock them around and give them a good wash at the same time

or maybe the government will take this opportunity to deploy its hover deathbots?

Cost of a cuppa set to rocket

@ sarab bee's comments

haha snap she's got you owned fellas

Microsoft and TomTom settle 'Linux' kerfuffle

@ everyone

i think you all need to have a lie down, your making paris cry....

LG fu**ed off with swearing

donkey raping shit eater

filter that you sonofabitch!

and wasnt this already a feature in grand theft auto 4 on the radio stations

twat-o-tron on standby

BT network 'vulnerable to Chinese attack'

capitalist pigs

all your exchanges are belong to us

just wait for some pikey to nick em...

Action games 'improve eyesight'

bullpies

i've been playing games since the atari 2600 and its made naff all difference only last week i dropped my N95 downstairs and couldnt catch it with my jedi like reflexs

or was that the ale i cant remeber

Pics show North Korean rocket ready to go

@ Anon coward

LMAO damn you i spilled my cuppa

UFO fleet menaces east London

swamp gas

move along folks move along

Indian boffins mull zero-grav bhajis

first it starts with bhajis

what next? the mutton vindaloo beast? pass me the cans of JMC Issue lager

the only thing that can kill a vindaloo ;-)

UK boffins to breed syntho-blood from human embryos

vampires

i can see it now

"i cant believe its not blood"

BMW driver follows satnav to edge of cliff

BMW sat nav

maybe it was trying to find a way to poland

El Reg nails rooftop 60-ft todger outrage mansion

epic win

fantastic i love it if i was the old man it would be a mix of indignation and admiration

Dell retreat from Limerick will leave 9,500 casualties

gutted for them

im genuinely sorry that its come to this as i have had a lot of dell equipment in recently from ireland its its all been put together really well. ill raise a pint of the black stuff friday

Mod man turns toaster into SNES

talkie toaster

would you like a cheese and ham brabble?

but seriously words cannot describe the awesome!

Battlestar Galactica eyes 'technology run amok'

spoilers

damn you damn you all i clicked and have spoiled it now! blasted DVD pre order now rendered null

ah well

/hits turbo on his MK2 viper and heads for the nearest imploding sun