* Posts by Neil Barnes

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Bye bye BoJo: Liz Truss named new UK prime minister

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Re: Trussed Up

I've tried most of the big supermarkets; Kaufland has a pretty good range along with Rewe and Edeka but sadly no sign of the British cheeses I like. Just bloody Cathedral City. I've made my own bread for donkey's years and also occasionally cheese but it's not easy to get a decent analogue of the stuff I like.

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Re: Trussed Up

Missing something.

These Germans[1] just don't understand that cheese should come in 200g crumbly blocks with the name of a bit of the UK on them - not individual slices of extruded cheese product. Sometimes individually wrapped.

I love living in Germany, but I am missing Leicestershire, Wensleydale, Lancashire, Stilton, Caerphilly... 'Cheddar' made in Ireland somehow doesn't cut it.

[1] OK, they're pretty good with sausages and beer. I'll give them that.

DeFi venture OptiFi permanently locks up $661,000 of assets in code snafu

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FAIL

The day my bank offers crypto currency

Is the day I change banks.

Revealed: US telcos admit to storing, handing over location data

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Mushroom

necessary for the operation of its network and to provide services to customers.

Selling your location history to third parties and silently notifying law enforcement agencies on demand are only two of the services we provide our customers!

In what possible way does logging someone's location for longer than the duration of the call provide a service to the customer? Even if the customer is slurping data twenty four hours a day, there's still no reason to maintain history for eighteen months. Five years' retention is frankly ridiculous.

Lenovo launches face-mounted monitor

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Re: I'd like to try it

Added advantage: boss can't tell if you're working or sleeping.

Though with work from home that's less of an issue than it used to be...

USB-C to hit 80Gbps under updated USB4 v. 2.0 spec

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Re: 240 volts?

With one's cynical hat on, one might wonder how many of such cables (I'm making no comment on yours!) are merely thicker plastic insulation on the same size wire...

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Re: Educate me please?

Thanks all.

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Educate me please?

When one has, say, an external monitor attached to a laptop via a USB-3 (and an external docking station), how is the video transferred? As an uncompressed bitstream? Compressed bitstream? Instructions to a video chip in the docking station?

It's something I've never really thought about, but it occurs to me that once you're driving a couple of 4k displays, there's a lot of bits being sent *somewhere*.

(Question brought about by a recent installation of a 4k monitor which supports only 30Hz on this Dell laptop/dock combination, where a 2k monitor runs at 60Hz).

How this Mars rover used its MOXIE to convert CO2 into precious oxygen

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Re: Frank never knew.

But aren't the blue eyes a characteristic of Dune? Where it's water that's the problem, not loose oxygen?

Woman forced to sell 4-bed house after crypto exchange wrongly refunded $7.2m

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Re: Australians have a long history of Criminality

Yabbut - Australian ancestors got there for stealing loaves of bread, or sheep. Royalty steals whole countries!

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Re: an account number was accidentally entered into the payment amount field

It's 'swordfish'. Oh, wait...

Former Microsoft UX boss doesn't like the Windows 11 Start menu either

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Re: Use the windows key not start button

Exactly. If only there were some sort of heirarchical editable ordered list... you could call it, oh I dunno, a menu?

Japan to change laws that require use of floppy disks

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Re: parchment last longer than paper

https://www.gutenberg.org/cache/epub/1483/pg1483-images.html is an instructive tome on the subject of writing and inks; well worth a read.

Somewhere in there is the point that US goverment documents were becoming unreadable only a few years after their being written.

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Oooh, look! I found a sculpture of the save icon!

Microsoft fixes Windows 'idiosyncrasy' that hampered some SMB file transfers

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"Now we just assume if you try to compress, you want to compress."

Well, duh... user knows best? Whatever next?

AI detects 20,000 hidden taxable swimming pools in France, netting €10m

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Re: 30% error rate!

As long as it's generating false positives, which obviously can be taxed because computer says yes!, and not false negatives, where it might miss something that can be taxed, oh no!, then that's a success.

Apparently.

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Re: Pool or pond

When done properly, the pond is a site of special scientific interest...

FTC sues data broker for selling millions of people's 'precise' location info

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opt-out provision

And how long will it be before 'opt out' is the default, and not required for every well-hidden anti-patterned switch on the damn phone?

Oh wait. That'll be never, then.

LG makes a TV roughly the size of a queen-sized bed

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Re: Meh

Well, there's always 'Wisden'...

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Re: People told me "imperial and US units are sooo easy"

And to the left, three yards beyond,

You see a little muddy pond

Of water, never dry;

I've measured it from side to side:

'Tis three feet long, and two feet wide.

William Wordsworth: The Thorn

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Re: What I find amusing...

Micrometer sized pixels on a two metre wide screen rather implies two million pixels across, no?

No doubt that's why they need "α (Alpha) 9 Gen5 AI Processor and advanced picture algorithms to deliver lifelike images "; it joins the heady ranks of displays whose designers believe they know better than the content creators how an image should look.

Germany orders Sept 1 shutdown of digital ad displays to save gas

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Re: Exceptions for such dual-purpose signs have been arranged.

I mean, does the price of the gas change while that delivery truck is in transit?

You're making the mistake of assuming that the 'free market' reduces prices to a minimum courtesy of competition. That is of course what the proponents thereof would like you to believe, but, in observed fact it actually *raises* prices to some figure technically known as 'all the market will bear'...

I think I may have posted this recently, but in (at least this bit of) Germany, fuel stations are required to inform an official body within five minutes of changing their pump prices, and that body makes the prices available to e.g. web clients on grounds of transparency.

https://ich-tanke.de/tankstellen/super-e10/umkreis/14469-potsdam/

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Exceptions for such dual-purpose signs have been arranged.

Presumably, the exception is to print out a copy of the timetable on paper and stick it in a frame?

Most of the bus and tram stops around here (Potsdam area) have LED matrix signs that list the next few things stopping, with active advert screens generally on the vehicle itself (where they're comprehensively ignored, since the majority of passengers actually pay attention to the world outside and know where they are).

Curiously, my local petrol station has huge e-ink displays to show the current price (it can change ten times or more a day).

77% of security leaders fear we’re in perpetual cyberwar from now on

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Re: MicroSerfdom

I was playing today with a spare laptop which happened to have a never run W10 on the hard drive.

My word it was depressing.

The installer kept trying to persuade me to allow it to use - even in the absence of an internet, how? - any way it could think of to let it identify me so that 'suitable' adverts could be sent. You don't want to log in to your MS account? It's much better if you do! No! May we report your location? No! May we use your location to personalise your adverts? No! May we send full status reports home? No! Well perhaps we can use the minimum status reports to personalise your adverts? No!

And much more in this vein. And recall, at this point the network - wireless - had not been authorised. Yet before this farrago began, somehow something had managed to update not only the BIOS but also the management engine hidden processor - how?

I don't know what's going on there - and I can see mechanisms for most of it - but it all seems so damn pointless. Certainly none of this bullshit occurs when I stuff a penguin in the same place.

T-Mobile US and SpaceX hope to deliver phone service from space

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Will there be nowhere

that my wife can't complain that I don't read her messages?

BOFH and the case of the disappearing teaspoons

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Aha! Now you see the wisdom of...

https://www.theregister.com/2013/02/15/cuppa_round_up/?page=2

my cunning plan to drink Lapsang Souchong, black, no sugar. Just grab a pinch of leaves from the caddy, drop in the mug, add *boiling* water. No spoon required.

Curiously, there is no tea icon --->

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Thank you for that; a seminal article if ever there were one.

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Unhappy

Damn, now that is bad news. There goes Friday!

California to phase out internal combustion vehicles by 2035

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In the early 2000s, I was holidaying in Arizona and ate with my wife at a rather nice steak house. A lady on the next table asked the waitress what she recommended for vegetarians. After considering for a moment, the waitress replied:

"I recommend you move to California, ma'am."

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Re: Not going to happen

I hear there are discussions that people may be tested *before* they're allowed to drive...

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Re: America without V8's just isn't America

I recently watched a video from a chap who'd replaced the carb on his seventies V8 and replaced it with one from a lawn mower, with a little electronics jiggery pokery I failed to note in detail that corrected the mixture. He reduced his consumption to - IIRC - the low forties and was still able to cruise at seventy plus.

Didn't sound quite the same, somehow...

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I'm looking forward, in my old(er) age

To all those youtube videos of people dragging old electric cars out of barns where they've been sitting twenty years, and trying to start them - only to discover that (a) the mice have eaten all the wiring and (b) that they can't find where to squirt the starter fluid.

The grubby overall, obviously --->

US plans to open up government-funded science research papers to all

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So the USA will save $800M

By giving their citizens something they've already paid for.

About time too. But:

- will access be available for non-US citizens/residents, and

- when will the UK do the same? And the EU? And all the other university publications out there?

It is *extremely* frustrating that one can search - as a private citizen - for a paper easily, to be led to a paywall of lesser or greater height with absolutely *no* guarantee that the paper will answer the question you're asking.

Python tops programming love list – but if you want a job, learn SQL

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Re: Python--

That's ok as long as he's laughing in a 'pythonic' way...

Tesla owner gets key fob chip implanted in his hand

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The IQ of the internet is that of its dimmest user, divided by the number of users.

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Re: dutch transhumanist

And so easy just to put them in, say, a cheap bracelet...

Japan reverses course on post-Fukushima nuclear ban

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Re: Excellent news

Are you here for the five minute argument, or the full half hour?

Intel shows how chiplets will form Meteor Lake CPUs

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And yet, unless one spends weeks poring over CPU specs, there's very little clue about the relative speeds for a generic workload on, say, a laptop system. These days I tend to settle for 'laptops aimed at managers are always faster than they need to be' and the approach seems to work for my admittedly low expectations.

PanWriter: Cross-platform writing tool runs on anything and outputs to anything

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Re: Also

But isn't it a trade between functionality and simplicity always? Having had to 'work' with thousand page documents with hundreds of random styles added apparently at random a text/word processor that effectively requires the use of textual metadata styles is a delight.

Though its obvious that as the end result of LyX is print ready output - and to be fair, it can get to be hard work if you need to include detailed tables - then it's not the 'text with bold and italics' which I agree is a halfway house rarely encountered.

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Re: Also

It is indeed, and I use it regularly.

NASA's Space Launch System rocket is on track for August 29 liftoff

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The hover text on that XKCD is worth noting, too...

Amazon has repackaged surveillance capitalism as reality TV

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only be used in ways and purposes determined by its owner.

But who is the owner? We've seen too many cases in recent times - particularly in the software and streaming arena - where you thought you bought something, but mysteriously it stops working at some later date when the manufacturer decides it's not raking in enough profit.

Banned Tornado Cash code reuploaded to GitHub in free speech test

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Re: Cold weather report from Hell

Yes: how many times? The first amendment prevents the government from interfering with your right to speak/publish/etc. A private company is not the government...

Australian wasps threaten another passenger plane, with help from COVID-19

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Re: Incredibly delicate technology

Black brown red orange yellow green blue violet grey white? The problem I've always found is that the mnemonic is no easier to remember than the represented values... with the possible exception of Richard of York gave battle in vain, which was drummed into me at a very early age.

To be fair colour coding has kinda dropped out of use with SM components.

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Re: Incredibly delicate technology

Yes. You are taught that if the checklist is interrupted the you start again at the beginning.

In the UK we are taught a mnemonic which - rather ironically - I can never remember, even after flying nearly twenty years... but I make sure I do the same things in the same order every time before I fly.

The pilot and passenger in the case you mention were both very lucky.

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Re: Incredibly delicate technology

You might not be able to see it - it's the strap that goes from the seat centre to the two chest straps - but any observer can.

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Re: Incredibly delicate technology

One does wonder how the pilot missed the big REMOVE BEFORE FLIGHT tags on his preflight inspection... I don't know how they manage these things, but perhaps there is (or could be) some sort of plugboard into which all the removed tags must be inserted to give a green light when they're all in?

(Curiously, I saw a paraglider harness only yesterday which had a big red strap marked in large letters 'INSERT BEFORE FLIGHT' which struck me as kind of not quite right (not that it shouldn't be inserted, but that the warning was somehow wrong))

Apple adds M1 Mac notebooks to self-repair scheme

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Re: A question of responsibilities?

That would seem logical; if specialist tools and skills are required it's probably unreasonable to expect Joe Public to have them. But it might be that the warranty transfers to the repairer?

Rocket Lab to search for signs of life in the clouds of Venus

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And we also forget that his captain, Robert Fitzroy, basically wanted a suitable companion along to keep him sane, and selected Darwin. And in later life, invented the weather forecast.

NASA selects 'full force' for probe into UFOs

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Alien

Tiddly tiddly tiddly tiddly

Pom pom pom

Where are Mulder and Scully when you need them?