* Posts by Anonymous Coward

1965 publicly visible posts • joined 26 Jun 2008

Astroscale orbital janitor gets within 15 meters of space junk

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Holmes

Re: If you can see it from the ground it's avoidable.

But if you can get rid of the big stuff, that significantly reduces the chances of a collision generating a whole load more small stuff.

And it's easier to work with, more rewarding etc, which means they can develop on this path and gradually work towards the smaller stuff once they've got better at it.

British Army zaps drones out of the sky with laser trucks

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Boffin

15KW is about 20 horse power. Lets allow for massive inefficiencies and call it 100 horse power to drive the laser. How much difference will that make to a tank such as the Abrams M1 with 1500HP?

--> Mine are the laser safety goggles 3 metres thick

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Boffin

Re: EV tanks ?

The answer is always "gravity"

The sun has a lot of gravity. That pulls material together with enough force to create nuclear reactions. Those reactions produce emissions across the EM spectrum. Those emissions, upon hitting the earth, make grass grow. Cows eat grass. Cows produce milk. Cows get milked at top of hill. Gravity makes the milk flow downhill (on its own or pushing the vehicle)

Tesla sued over alleged Autopilot fail in yet another fatal accident

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Big Brother

Re: Not again...

You have to actively engage it and doing so involves going through multiple warnings stating that you have to continue to pay attention and be prepared to resume control.

Heart surgery device maker's security bypassed, data encrypted and stolen

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Re: "Sounds like th-aorta get this sorted quickly"

Hopefully it will end with some arrests of the non-cardiac variety

Temporary printable tattoos could be the future of EEGs

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Boffin

The consistency will have an advantage over a blob of conductive paint applied by hand. Knowing the resistance of each "wire" allows more precise interpretation of data.

Although I must admit I'm concerned that the "wires" will act the same as the electrodes and will thus get interference from other parts of the brain - taking those traces away from the head would be an advantage from that perspective.

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Re: Possible lack of cross-discipline consultation?

I suspect it's more that they've done the proof of concept work and now need to refine it. Refining it has a clear first step - target tracking (and second step: hair styling). To do that they want/need more funding, so announce this giant step now and secure funding for the next stage.

No, I can't help – you called the wrong helpdesk, in the wrong place, for the wrong platform

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Holmes

Everyone has a price

"You want me to be on-call for the 128 hours a week that I'm not already contracted to work? Yes that's fine; my rate for that is £100/hour. Payable a month in advance."

(and I reserve the right to outsource this role)

Europe's Vega C rocket cleared for launch tonight, first since 2022

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Boffin

"Fit for purpose" depends on what you think its purpose is.

Primary purpose being to distribute money to the chosen countries/companies - this it does so pretty well.

Outlook is poor for those still on Windows Mail, Calendar, People apps by end of year

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Unhappy

Re: There are alternatives

The eMclient software doesn't care what address you use, but their licensing department does. After a few months they come at you with "it looks like you're using this for business. Pay up" - I've had several clients suffer that, despite their domains being some variation of their full name and genuinely not for business use.

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Re: There are alternatives

Not if you have your own domain though - they refuse to believe that a domain can be for home use and thus insist on business licensing for it.

Yes, I am bitter. No, I won't give them another chance now they've shown their true colours.

SOHO, the two-year mission that forgot to retire, finally faces sunset

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Re: Who writes this stuff? Was it an AI?

A person doesn't get made redundant, it's the job that does. That means that the employer can't make someone redundant and then hire a replacement. Therein lies the difference between redundancy and being fired. (Noting that in the UK you can't fire someone without due cause)

Apple's backwards design mistake and the reversed capacitor

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Terminator

Re: Ahh, silkscreens

But why would the pick & place machine install it wrong as well?

Seems to me more like the designer just put all the negatives to ground.

Tech support chap showed boss how to use a browser for a year – he still didn't get it

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Boffin

Re: Thermostats

The usual fix for that is to install another thermostat somewhere discreet, set to the appropriate temperature, and disconnect the original. They'll still fiddle with the original whilst having absolutely no effect.

NHS major 'cyber incident' forces hospitals to use pen and paper

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Re: while scheduled procedures are canceled

"the full complement of staff in A&E"

The clinicians I know would argue that they've never seen an A&E with the full complement of staff. They're always complaining of staff shortages.

Starlink gets FCC nod for space calls, but can't dial up full power

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Alien

Re: Lost In Space

Actually, there's been a surge in new payphones in the last few years - because it's a loophole meaning they can put up advertising boards without the usual planning permission hassle.

Google sues Pixel engineer who allegedly posted trade secrets online

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Big Brother

Re: Does not compute

I can only assume that he's decided that an American prison would provide a better life than he had previously. I somehow doubt that, but it's definitely the direction he's heading.

The only thing worse than being fired is scammers fooling you into thinking you're fired

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Re: an email that appears to be a legal notice

Because suckers don't bother to check the sending address.

DKIM should largely achieve the same goal as PGP, but the scammers are just using throwaway addresses which legitimately sign those emails.

China starts building world's largest fully steerable radio telescope

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Alien

Re: Other use?

I don't know, but I would imagine that they didn't want to make a big thing about it until they had the foundation work done, just in case they discovered something that made it unfeasible. Delay announcement by a few months to avoid the risk of egg on face.

1,000s of Palo Alto Networks firewalls hijacked as miscreants exploit critical hole

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Facepalm

Re: Exploit details

wow

Mysteries in polar orbit – space's oldest working hardware still keeps its secrets

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Alien

Yes, but not likely on VHF or UHF.

Plus, the satellite is limited on size of antenna. If you need a giant antenna tracking the satellite to use it, you're almost certainly not going to use it (and if you did, you'd only be talking to yourself).

Techie left 'For support, contact me' sign on a server. Twenty years later, someone did

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Alien

Re: Passwords

He didn't say they were consecutive ;-)

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Devil

Re: Passwords

Better still, make it a conference call!

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Facepalm

I went to do a telephony job recently and was impressed by the quality and attention to detail of the installation. It just struck me as a job done well. It took me about an hour before I realised that it was me who had done that install, over 15 years ago, for the previous tenant.

Microsoft 365 Copilot trips over angle brackets, frustrating coders

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Linux

Re: They too have been thwarted

It just needs the logic inverting and the parameters swapping to make it:

* > Microsoft

Hardware barn denies that .004 seconds of facial recognition violated privacy

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Big Brother

Most likely the security would just pay more attention to that individual, so when they put something in a pocket rather than a trolley it is noticed and THAT can be acted upon. They do that with known shoplifters anyway, so having a system to highlight potential offenders is likely to save some effort and reduce wasted time.

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Unhappy

Re: Alexa, please explain...

IANAL but...

> commissioner Kind found Bunnings could not "have reasonably believed that collecting, via the FRT system

... they were not "collecting" facial data. It was transient processing. Had they been storing everyone's likeness in a database, that would be collecting.

And

I don't know what the law is like in Oz, but here in the UK there's the "expectation of privacy" - if it's a busy public place, you have to expect to be seen and caught on camera.

iOS 18 added secret and smart security feature that reboots iThings after three days

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Black Helicopters

Re: Anything that makes life harder for companies like Cellebrite

> "if they grabbed it out of my hands while it was unlocked"

Then they have full access regardless and won't let it reach this timeout.

UK test-fires Spear mini cruise missile that will equip F-35 fighters

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Re: Radar + Jamming

Cow, once again your comment is factually correct, but completely missing the point. The comment you reply to states that GPS is insignificant to this system, so you claiming "bollocks, GPS is easy to jam" achieves precisely one thing: making you look like an idiot.

Sweden's 'Doomsday Prep for Dummies' guide hits mailboxes today

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Re: Any mention of 'bug-out-bags'?

I would disagree with some of your selection, but we probably live in very different regions and what is sensible where you are doesn't necessarily match what's sensible where I am. I have a selection in my car, that I've had to put to use on a couple of occasions.

Biggest lessons to learn: cars get colder than you think quicker than you think, so wrap up even inside. And check your kit regularly - including making sure you have power in your battery packs.

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Holmes

Re: Cheese in a tube?

It's to be used as a glue or possibly as bait to catch animals which you can then eat.

Will passkeys ever replace passwords? Can they?

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Big Brother

Re: SQRL

That probably also has a lot to do with how much people despise Steve Gibson.

He's a clever guy & offers useful resources (or at least used to be useful), but you try talking to a security professional and starting with "Steve Gibson says..."

Photoshop FOSS alternative GNU Image Manipulation Program 3.0 nearly here

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Re: Another chance

I have used many different graphics packages over the (many!) years and have found that they are ALL a pain to get to grips with. All of them have terrible UIs, probably because they have so many tools and ways of doing things that get combined in a way which is obvious to whoever built it.

But in all cases after a couple of months of using a package, it becomes somewhat intuitive - because I know where the things I use are.

I do graphics stuff about once a week, so not a heavy user but regular enough to need to be familiar/efficient.

I settled on GIMP about 15 years ago and haven't had a reason to change yet. I can't remember all of the shortcuts for the tools, but I can definitely find them. Yes, it would be great if it were simpler, but that would mean dropping some features which I may not use but others do (or vice versa)

O2's AI granny knits tall tales to waste scam callers' time

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I'm curious

Is the call termination fee greater or less than the cost of electricity for Daisy to answer those calls? If they're making a profit, they can deploy at scale. I somehow doubt it though.

It does beg the question though: at what point would such tactics be classed as fraud? They're encouraging a third party (albeit scammers) to call a number, which they've set to answer, and they get money each time that call connects. No court would convict O2 in this regard, but the lawyers would stand to make some money.

What might a second term of Trump mean for the US space program?

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Re: Oh to Mars!

> "A whole class of science would be instantly and forever destroyed because it would become impossible to tell whether a future discovery was contamination from the messy human or a native"

Yep, that sounds like Trump

Tech support world record? 8.5 seconds from seeing to fixing

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Facepalm

I have a couple of users who refer to it as the "mainframe" !!

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Holmes

There's an old saying: "If plugging it in doesn't help, try turning it on"

That simple process has led to many quick fixes for me.

SpaceX Dragon gives ISS a helping hand with altitude

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Alien

Imagine you're in a boat about 150 miles away from a safe harbour and 10000 miles away from another safe harbour. There are sharks in all water and many thousands of other boats, most of which are somewhere between you and the further safe harbour.

Which one would you choose to aim for? Is the potential for future salvage enough to warrant the risks and expense of the journey, especially given the level of re-processing that would be required? (material degrades in space, so without a thorough inspection you can't assume that any space-borne resource is suitable for reuse)

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Re: 7/100 of a mile

It's an approximation, so they could have simply said "by 100 metres at apogee and 1 kilometre at perigee"

The sad tale of the Alpha massacre

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Linux

Re: don't try this at home...

Of course dd in the wrong direction is also a rite of passage for every sysadmin

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Boffin

rsync is pretty good at dealing with that situation. Yes, I speak from experience.

rsync an empty directory into a full one (using --delete, natch) can also be quicker than rm

Cisco scores a perfect CVSS 10 with critical flaw in its wireless system

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Holmes

Re: Separate networks

If your kit doesn't support VLANs for such segregation, you probably have bigger issues to worry about than a trifling CVSS10 vulnerability.

BOFH: Don't threaten us with a good time – ensure it

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Boffin

Re: Brilliant

I have a similar policy, but save a step: my password is "your password" - that way when the login screen says to "enter your password" I just do what it says.

SpaceX plans next Starship flight just days from now

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Alien

Re: FAA to be rejigged?

Don't forget easing the regulations regarding self-driving cars. If they can't make the cars good enough to meet the regulations, bring the regulations down to meet the level of the car.

Classic Outlook explodes when opening more than 60 emails

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Linux

Re: How many open emails?!?!

You leave a machine on to do that? I just put it in a sieve script and let the server handle it all.

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Gimp

Re: Is it..........What.

"Classic Outlook" and Outlook as part of Office/Microsoft 365 are the same thing, just with a different license structure.

The article refers to Classic Outlook to differentiate it from "New Outlook", which is the latest incarnation of Outlook Express - the hobbled, even less predictable, half cousin of actual Outlook.

I'm pretty sure that Microsoft have done some market research and found the Outlook is the only product that businesses deem critical to get from MS and as such everything is gradually being renamed to Outlook - hence Outlook (the latest incarnation of Hotmail), Outlook (the email/calendar/contacts app), Outlook (the mobile version that's so different to the desktop that it should have a distinct name) and Outlook (the 'new' pile of dung)

Reaction Engines' hypersonic hopes stall as funding fizzles out

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Re: Cheap

> "I have to wonder why they haven't built a scaled version of Starship they could launch with a Falcon to test thermal protection designs with and run that concurrently with things they are doing in Texas. To iterate a design, you have to be able to examine the failures. I've gone through plenty where no amount of instrumentation would have been adequate, but Mk1 eyeballs did the job."

Because they've worked out that getting things up is relatively easy, it's the getting them back down intact that is difficult. Scaled models have issues because of the scaling, so if you can lob something up at full size, why not do that? It's also parallel development of booster, ship and production methods.

Yes, if you can get your eyes on something afterwards that helps a lot (and they're very much working on that), but they've also got some pretty impressive camera tech on board relaying live HD video which gives an awful lot of information alongside the plethora of sensors.

You also learn a lot more from failures than successes, so the iterative "test, boom, next" approach they're taking is valid.

The hunt is on for the scum who stole Britain's largest inflatable planetarium

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Coat

etarium

What is this etarium thing? and why are you so concerned about the plan for it?

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Holmes

And most likely only one of them was driving

UK councils bat away DDoS barrage from pro-Russia keyboard warriors

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Boffin

Re: suspected online hackers

My local is still described as HWRC

And I have put double mattresses in small cars - they roll up quite well with the use of ratchet straps. Even better if you can vacuum pack them first (although I suspect anyone with those facilities would have a large enough vehicle anyway)