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'Dirty Frag' Linux flaw one-ups CopyFail with no patches and public root exploit

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Linux

The workaround

To save others from searching, the workaround mentioned is:

sh -c "printf 'install esp4 /bin/false\ninstall esp6 /bin/false\ninstall rxrpc /bin/false\n' > /etc/modprobe.d/dirtyfrag.conf; rmmod esp4 esp6 rxrpc 2>/dev/null; true"

Which is basically blacklisting the 3 modules for next boot and removing them from the running kernel.

On a couple of my systems I've run the second part (`rmmod esp4 esp6 rxrpc`) and got 'Module ____ is not currently loaded' which I interpret as being immune.

IBM Cloud evaporates as datacenter loses power

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Re: Status pages are crap.

I've built a status page for our systems.

It's automated, so if something is going wrong I can look there first (in addition to all the other alerts, obviously)

I can (and have) manually override any item to show a known problem, but can't (easily) make it show as OK if it isn't.

It really wasn't difficult to build and has needed virtually no maintenance since (I've just checked the dates... February 2010 - it's virtually an adult!)

The network password was a key plot point in one of the most famous movies of all time

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Re: Who hasn't?

If you implement 2FA, then retire the first factor, you don't have 2FA

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Re: Obligatory

That is the Correct (HorseBatteryStaple) response

ON CALL: Custom PC worked in the lab, failed on site – and so did the angry client

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Meh

Re: "quite the embarrassment for the angry client and boss"

You have a lot more confidence than I do that a random network cable is actually connected at the other end, and connected to something useful at that.

Mars rover hits rocky snag with power tool

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Coat

I can attest that when slightly warmed, Mars gets quite sticky. At least the bars do.

We've only gone and done it: Changed what you're used to

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Holmes

Re: (Minor) Grumble

Surely homosexual men don't grumble - they enunciate properly.

Homosexual women are included by stating "wife"

In fact the most underrepresented group would be single people, of which I'm given to understand there are a large number in the IT profession.

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Re: Glad I read the archive link

/archive - the way / should be.

Chronological order is key on a news site. Left to right, then top to bottom - the way we read! Organising by columns is ridiculous.

Kids say they can beat age checks by drawing on a fake mustache

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Boffin

DNS filters also fail when DoH (DNS over HTTPS) is used. As is the default by all the big browsers now.

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Holmes

Re: Quelle Surprise

So <17% of kids are smart enough to know that if you say it's easy to bypass, the powers that be will enforce tighter checks.

Saying that it's really effective and can't be bypassed will maintain the status quo of it actually being easy to bypass.

They're kids, I guess they still have life lessons to learn.

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Big Brother

Worse than that. The government are encouraging people who are accessing porn sites to grant use of webcam for "identification" purposes.

You can guarantee that scammers are setting up "porn" sites with their own verification that then captures detailed images of your face and may well keep the webcam recording while you're enjoying the entertainment.

Suddenly those scam emails claiming to have video of your intimate moments bear a good chance of being genuine. If I were such a scammer I wouldn't be able to thank the government enough for this gift.

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This is the internet. It's no place for logical thought.

Hope your holiday was horrid: You botched the last thing you did before leaving

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Bloody TP-Link

Installed a system for a client. They then decided to extend coverage and (their "IT pro" son) installed some TP-Link powerline extenders.

A couple of weeks later I got a call that the internet wasn't working. All OK to the router from outside, so went on-site to investigate. Allocated IPs not in expected range.

A bit of detective work and it turns out the powerline extenders have a built-in DHCP server that gets turned on when it can't find one on the network (presumably to help with initial setup). Naturally that causes a race condition when you have several of those devices, plus in this case a router that was slightly slower to boot after a power cut.

Reported that back to the "IT pro" son, who denied that these devices have a DHCP server so it couldn't be them. He pointed to the spec sheet, with no mention of DHCP. I sent a screenshot of the configuration page where you can disable that stupid functionality.

Funnily enough, no problems since.

User found the perfect formula to make Excel misbehave

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Re: Maths

If the test was to "find" the first 100 primes, that's fine. If they asked you to "calculate" or "work out" the first 100 primes, that's a different story.

To fix this Wi-Fi network, we'll need a crane

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Headmaster

O-levels were "ordinary" - completion of high school (~16 year olds). Have been superseded by GCSEs (General Certificate of Secondary Education) but used interchangeably by the older generation.

A-levels are "advanced" - 2 years of further education after high school, having dropped the number of subjects. There's also a concept of AS, which is half of an A-level.

And I do agree that when talking internationally, putting some context to such qualifications is useful.

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Especially when they could have just said "10 year olds through to 17 year olds" or whatever the numbers should be. Universal measures are useful.

SpaceX dusts off Falcon Heavy for first flight in 18 months

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Re: Falcon Heavy = 63,8t max to LEO (fully expended)

Only in the minds of those who don't understand the development approach taken.

It's not a "we've launched this, so with just a few tweaks it'll be operational"

It's more of a "let's try this and gather as much data as we can, then see what needs more attention"

So people see a sub-orbital launch and sneer that it can't even reach orbit yet. But it could easily reach orbit, but they don't want it there until they have other aspects production-ready - once things are in orbit it's harder to bring them down if something goes wrong. Yes there have been a couple of mishaps but really not of the scale that the general public perceive.

As a specific example, when testing the heat shield and control surfaces they had burn-through (shown live on camera, which is incredible in itself) - cue responses of "See, it burned all the way through. They're rubbish" when actually it was a deliberate approach to work out how much damage it could sustain while retaining control, alongside testing the limits of the heatshield material itself. They could've easily chosen a different entry profile to reduce the heat, but got far more data by testing to destruction.

PowerPoint punishment sent users into an infinite loop after lunch

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Facepalm

It helps build a security habit which people will hopefully apply to other aspects of their job/life.

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Holmes

Re: Amateurs!

No, you do what the article suggested and then almost unplug the keyboard. Leave it at a point where the cable isn't noticeably loose but also not electrically connected.

Of course you'd have to be a real arsehole to also put some carefully trimmed sellotape over the contacts of the USB plug.

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Headmaster

Re: Hooray for Password Day

(obligatory warning...) I assume the keepass repo is suitably backed up

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Facepalm

Think about what locking your PC is intended to prevent. That's not something that would happen in a few seconds of not being at your desk.

Colleagues playing japes as a result is intended to be coercive to build good habits of locking your PC.

'Invisible mouse' made a mess of PC rebuild

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Boffin

Re: Mouse downgrade

Swapped left and right buttons is not a (cable) wiring issue.

I may have spent too much time analysing the mouse communication protocol.

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Boffin

Re: Multi screen desk

You can get multi-screen KVM switches now. Also things like matrix switches so you could switch any input to any output. Lots of scope for simplifying and confusing at the same time!

Support tech caught by 'Technician Aura': the bug that only hides when you're watching

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Holmes

On a totally unrelated note, I've learned to never demo anything that has any form of calendar within range of a DST transition.

Definitely test it at that time, but don't try to demo.

Cisco Wi-Fi boxes are filling their disks with 5MB of undeletable data every day

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cisco

Why would anyone still be using cisco gear? They seem to have a major issue every other week and it's usually stupid mistakes that you wouldn't expect from a trainee programmer.

Raspberry Pi OS ends open-door policy for sudo

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Linux

Obligatory

XKCD

Britain gives Rolls-Royce the nod to sketch out its mini reactor future

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Re: No info on the technology?

Surely somebody has already asked ChatGPT how to build a quantum computer that will be able to design a viable fusion reactor?

Tech support chap's boss got him out of jail so he could finish a job

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Re: Brentry

The UK is still in Europe; we just exited the EU. There's a big difference between the two.

Whilst I agree with the spirit of your post, I object to the "I'm not European any more"

Amazon rewards loyal Kindle devotees by closing the book on old e-readers

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Unhappy

The same way that Apple own their market. Marketing. Amazon are a behemoth and have enough technical nous to create such an ecosystem. B&N didn't have the breadth of ability or the size to truly compete.

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Angel

I'm so glad I bought a Barnes & Noble Nook instead.

Yes, despite that being obsoleted years ago it still does all that I want of it and it only cost me £30 new.

NHS Scotland-linked domains caught serving pr0n and dodgy sports streams

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Holmes

No, "an everyday cybercrook cannot simply" is correct. A highly skilled one might be able to convince the relevant department to do so, but really shouldn't be able to. An everyday cybercrook may even be able to do so, but not simply.

Having worked on an NHS website I can tell you that the bureaucracy is ludicrous (an ineffective)

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Boffin

I came here to say that it's more likely a forgotten DNS entry than actual compromise. It seems odd that the Register's correspondent jumped to the conclusion that someone had broken into the DNS controller and used that to create a URL redirect (how do you even do that when DNS has no influence on URLs)

Japanese shipper MOL wants a floating datacenter, and Hitachi just climbed aboard

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Pirate

Re: This will be so popular

The advantage of a ship is that when the government introduces such regulations, they can just relocate the data centre to a more profit-friendly country.

Starlink sprays debris into orbit following another satellite 'anomaly'

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Alien

Re: Hang on

You just know that the first one was number 69 and the second was likely 6969. Maybe 80085

At some point they presumably couldn't think of any more "fun" numbers so started incrementing.

Gmail celebrates 22 years by finally letting users change their addresses

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Re: gmail names not unique

I've had someone book a meeting room using my (work) email address. I cancelled that for them, unfortunately too late to get a refund. I sure hope it was suitably embarrassing for them when they turned up to host that meeting.

I've also received various emails which really shouldn't have gone astray, such as "you're due to visit this secure facility on ... at ...; let us know your vehicle registration number so the guards can let you in" and "here's a nicely compiled list of all the CCTV cameras which are not working and need servicing at $high-profile-sensitive-place" - those ones I didn't act on. An irate salesman who missed a meeting is much easier to deal with than men with guns and the authority to use them.

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Holmes

Re: Enhanced tracking?

I've heard he shits in a funny hat

Artemis II countdown begins as NASA prepares for crewed Moon flyby

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Re: Send Trump to the moon instead

Yes, but there are no seats so we might as well just strap him to the outside.

Security contractor blew the whistle on support crew's viral indifference

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Holmes

Re: Lazy by design.

My boss threatened to require 15 minute timesheets. I said that if that becomes policy my only entries will be "updating my CV" and "drafting resignation letter"

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Holmes

Re: Lazy by design.

That's Goodhart's law: "When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure"

wiki

Trump remembers to appoint science panel, fills it mostly with tech bros

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Re: "Drain the Swamp"

It's no longer a swamp; it's a sewage farm

Goodbye, Lunar Gateway: NASA ditches Moon station for Moon base

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Holmes

Re: Goodbye, Hubble

Metric? No he'll have none of that. A statute fuck ton, he'd be interested in.

While you're here, could you go out of your way to do an impossible job?

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Re: It's a reflex now ...

For me it depends on the request and the time available. But it always involves more money.

A bit of adaptability helps keep the client happy, which keeps the work flowing in.

Of course if they're an arsehole of a client, I'll have somewhere else I need to be so "sorry, I haven't got the time right now. Book it in and we'll do it another time"

Ofcom sees no need for overhaul in next phase of fiber rollout despite BT domination

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Re: Its a mess

Then you get the ISP to challenge OpenReach on that. If FTTP isn't available, they can't charge for not using it. The fact that they charged implies that they believe FTTP is available, so they either need to update records to show that it isn't, or your client should have ordered FTTP.

There are some corner cases where FTTP is available but can't be used for some reason (consumer side). The charge is intended to encourage people to look at eliminating those reasons.

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Re: Its a mess

Who charged them £100 and why do you blame openreach for that?

In all cases where FTTP is not available (even in a fibre priority area) such fees are not charged. You may have to go through some rigmarole of ordering FTTP so that openreach update their records, but if copper is the only option then there's no extra levy for it.

Blustering Blackbeard's PC was all at sea, sysadmin got him shipshape in seconds

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A good thing... as long as they're both obvious and difficult to change accidentally. Both factors have been heavily overlooked by manufacturers.

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Megaphone

Toshiba also did physical volume controls on the edge of laptops. Black on black, obviously. I had several "sound doesn't work" calls that involved carefully guiding the user to that adjuster.

Apple’s MacBook Neo turns out to be its most repairable lappy in 14 years

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Linux

> "there's little reason to have a a computer at that point, just have a dock... You could probably get away with using the phone screen as a track pad as well"

I wonder what Apple will call such revolutionary capability? iDeX perhaps, seeing as it would just be an Apple implementation of Samsung's DeX

(Yes, phone as touchpad works well)

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Boffin

It really doesn't. Principally when reinstalling them - the screw will stay on the appropriate bit while you position it. This is also the reason that pozidrive is such an improvement over phillips head screws (yes, an appropriate size phillips does do that trick, but it's relatively rare).

But a real pentalobe bit is easy to get hold of, so no reason to not use it.

District denies enrollment to child based on license plate reader data

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Holmes

Re: "The land of the free' - My arse

"The land of the free" is much like "Democratic People's Republic"... if you have to state it so much, it's probably not true.

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Boffin

Re: "The land of the free' - My arse

Actually it's to the sector on the base station. It knows which antenna you're in range of and most base stations have at least 3 sector antennae.

And they can triangulate if your phone is within range of more than one cell - sector direction and signal strength.

These figures are all logged; maybe not at great precision, but enough to locate you within a reasonable radius.