Posts by ted b 11 publicly visible posts • joined 26 Jun 2008
GMO Smurf Prototype class 1??
All experiments go to crap in the first stages, followed by many balls ups ( Blue balls is a well documented phenomenon)
It only adds to weight of argument from the anti GMO quarter, that these types of experiments always end arse up.
Maybe this is the missing link in evolution? Monkey with blue cold arse evolving to Man in pants??? ie Man did come out of Africa after having African cold bum syndrome?
Yeer G'day, welcome to Awwstraalee ya mate!
Wot r ya?Howzit goin
Where all the Trolls eat Vegemite sandwidges and have all ready eaten all the Tazzie devils and are now dippin the last of the Yowies in the juice of a few yabbies on the barbie.
No not the the Barbara Streisand thousand island dipping sauce. That's likely to be the real sauce this news item will open.
There are more Troll acolytes peer sq foot in Aussie, than cans of Four X and Fosters together.
They all have the nationalistic fervorish/ feverish name of Ned A C, wear Iron helmets with eye holes( not the usual tin foil ya understand) and would take trolling to the next Olympics if they could get to an IOC official in the Outback.
This "item" has the scent of another agenda to the article. Hmm... and its getting sophisticated if it requires two straw men on the front page to get it to kick off.
All on the trail of Snowy River.
Bonzer, blard bonzer th'air Sport, ewe bute, just corka.
I fink a dingo just swallered my Skippy.
Me neigh-bour phar lapped 'im, fair go!
Haw Haw using the Kyle quote!
Looks like ya had a Budgie on the right shoulder, and Galah on the left and judgin by the smile on yer face you also had a Cockatoo in a bird box as well!
Good on ya!. ya li'ddle rippa!
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Submit post: El Reg in SHOCK email address BLUNDER
FUCK UP is now another synonym for Blunder.
One can only marvel at the ever developing English language.
I'm not vindictive. I just wnat the perp/ twerp PFY or DOC ( Doddery Old Chunt) concerned to get fuck all from Father Christmas.
I'm not one of the 300 Spartans I'm one of the 3,521 wanting to put my boot up the harse of od someone at El Reg.
El reg finally gets it very own TARDis.. where is Sarah Bee when we need her.. someone needs a slapping and she nows where you all sit.
surely this is just IBM getting a patent on the software they use when you call their Helpdesk...
caller # A
RING RING
>:IBM helpdesk now scanning......
>:RESULT.. caller requires assistance....
>:RESOLUTION... no action taken
caller # B
>:IBM helpdesk now scanning......
>:RESULT.. caller requires large volume purchase....
>:RESOLUTION... putting you through to human interface....
... Come to think of it, MS is likely to challenge that patent... Heck we all know they have been running that very same application since the mid 80's, last century.
Helicopter cos there is one hovering above this story somewhere.
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