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Sci-fi authors Scalzi and Stross decry AI's dystopian impact on their craft

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Re: It's worth thank we think...

Exactly the same experience - was part of my formative Sci-Fi experience, trying to find the various series in the local library.. it did kick start my literary cynicism early - with every book having a more ultimate ultimate weapon, but it was OK.

Managed to get hold of some recently, SF Masterworks maybe? and the attitudes are ~alien.

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I have a better title for you: "old established artists whines about new creative practices".

And this is why they are highly respected creators of literature, and you are a forum troll

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Headmaster

Re: "having a copy of the Oxford English Dictionary on the shelf"

Perhaps this is just my own prejudices showing - but I hope that wasn't as a single entry.

Microsoft says 8 GB of RAM should be enough for anyone running Windows 11

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Black Helicopters

Mixed results from the Telemetry

But he did say the company has heard Windows users' frustrations and will act to assuage them.

"The signal from you is clear: keep going. We intend to,"

Definitely sounds like the telemetry is working really well.. what actions may result from it - probably wont be considered improvements by actual users.

IT boss left root session open for bring-your-kid-to-work day

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Re: It's a rare individual...

When it comes to networking - I am out standing in my field..

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Pirate

Re: Groups!

Time to do an update,

bring in the interns, a tarp, and half-a-dozen buckets...

Tennessee congressional hopeful accused of shooting license plate cameras

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Flame

So.. complaints about police misusing surveillance technology, going back decades..

..And the solution is apparently to restrict the current surveillance technology..

FOR FUCKS SAKE PEOPLE!!!!

FIX your police!

Fix your laws

Fix your stupid pretense of government..

meh.

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Meh

Re: Well, he's got my vote!

Doesnt sound like he's the one that needs to be running..

As an independant nutjob, he automatically has more credibility than the establishment nutjobs, perhaps he can promise to 'drain the washington swamp' in some fashion or other.

Jailed Flock vandal wipes out three cameras, racks up thousands in damages

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A Downvote !!

is someone concerned that if Trump sees Epsteins name appearing in print again, he will start another war ?

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If Flock cameras are used to solve crimes

Does destroying them make the vandal an accessory to 'all' unsolved crimes?

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Jail surveillance cameras dont work.

See Epstein... or not..

Headteacher had the most guessable username-password combo you could imagine

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Windows

Re: Sue the bastards!

Even the airline inflight entertainment apps, to download inflight media to your personal device,

.. expect you to assume all responsibility for any consequence from the software and data they are pushing onto your device.

and young people think WE are tech illiterate...

The truth nobody wants to admit: Chinese or not, open models are competitive now

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Big Brother

Re: Price is the killer feature

An economic analyst here in Australia (yes, I know, economic analysts have successfully predicted 20 of the last 3 financial crises ..) - has pointed out that whenever China moves into an industry space, profitability moves out..

Something about the corrupt and exploitive robber baron capitalists not being able to keep their ludicrous profit margins if competing against corrupt and exploitive state controlled communists..

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Re: About Cookware

Anthropic will evade the fines according to US law.

FTFY

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Re: Open Weights or Nothing

Whats that in meth labs?

BOFH: Cross-department AI pitches are easier to swallow with a pint in hand

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Re: No. AI could encourage you in everything you do – just small comments to lift your self-esteem

Differentiate between validate and affirm

A stupid idea is still stupid, no matter how often a judgement-free presidential advisor /sycophant yes-bot tells you its wonderful..

Airbus takes flight from AWS. What happens next is critical

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Airbus have a huge reputation advantage

.. as long as they dont follow Boeings example

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Re: The most obvious single point of failure of european industry is AutoCAD.

Government utilities where I am require data to be submitted in official AutoCAD formats, output by licensed AutoCAD.

So all the work is done in something more functional and less user-hostile, then imported into the one licensed AutoCAD machine in the company, then exported from there.

Essentially the same as paying off a protection racket, or union, or all the other extortion rackets through history...

Tech support chap told angry customer to think inside the box – and solved the problem

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Windows

Re: Too many to mention them all....

I can remember various bits of gear deliberately shaped with sloping tops to prevent users from placing things on top - from battery chargers to prevent coffee cups, to silicon graphics workstations... admittedly back then, the kind of monitor to use with a silly G was a substantial structural load.. they also had very prominent power switches - at knee height when they were positioned under a desk..

User swore hacker called General Failure had invaded his PC

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Re: Linux problem?

General Failure was not a hacker

It was - and is - senior management

Yes! It's true! Windows 11 is an agentic platform

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Trollface

Re: Windows gets things wrong about 10% or the time?

10% of the time, it gets things wrong.

The other 98%, it just fucks up

Tech support chap hauled out to help SWAT team saw his life flash before his eyes

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Meh

Re: "I need a bulletproof vest and a fully automatic rifle..."

One of the few bits I remember from the movie World War Z, was the specialist/scientist/expert being given a gun at the start of the mission, then tripping over and killing themselves on attempting to leave the helicopter? (spoiler alert)

The other main bit I remember is an infected somehow locking themselves into an airplane toilet and turning - despite it being a key story mechanic that it only took about 12 seconds from bite to turn...

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Boffin

Re: Microswat

but in this case and very fortunately for all involved, the user had accepted the Win 11 upgrade

the user involved may challenge that statement.

Dude… where’s my password? Claude reunites forgetful stoner with $400k Bitcoin stash

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Alien

And how much has he spent on weed over 11 years ?

Trump pumps federal funds into coal plants in the name of energy security

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Headmaster

Re: Many US billionaires are going to make even more

The Chinese will back his run for 3rd term.

He has done more to make them look good than all the belt and road projects combined. They actually call him 'the nation builder' over there.

It is also in their strategic interests to keep the USA a basket case.

He has also done more to discredit democracy as a valid government type than the communists ever managed.

Serious ISS air leak forces NASA astronauts to temporarily take shelter in Dragon capsule

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Facepalm

If its good enough for the ISS ..

manages the issue through operational mitigation measures and periodic partial-repair efforts.”

Sounds like our entire political system, culture, and economy.

So this is what "patch it over, and work around it" translates to.

Utah tells porn sites to take the P out of VPNs, and it's their fault that they can't

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FAIL

Naming them after a revolting sack of shit isnt going to improve sales..

-except for the maga-hat true believers, where they can lean into his messiah delusions... "this is my body, which is given for you.."

No captain, my captain: Navantia floats crewless warship

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Terminator

Re: Autonomous and armed

or is there a human in the loop when deciding where to point them?

almost always,

by definition, targets are an extremely important part of the loop

Trump jumps from 'anything goes' to 'strict regulation' AI policy

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Meh

Re: Where's the grift?

If Trump was punishing people for making a fool of him... which he does .. then he would be the one most guilty ... which he is... but he cannot accept anything negative, so its just same thing, different day.

Amongst the various excuses for !! OPERATION EPIC FURY !! , the most compelling, and least used, was trying for regime change. Now that we have progressed to Operation Freedom, ( or, how the fuck do we get out of this? ), we are still hoping for regime change - just a bit more ambivalent about which one.

3 out of 3 would be excellent

Gmail celebrates 22 years by finally letting users change their addresses

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Angel

Re: gmail names not unique

Enlightenment strikes

Musk has a random password generator... and is attempting to attach bodies to its output..

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Meh

gmail names not unique

I occasionally get emails intended for someone in the UK, and more frequently for someone in the US, with the same Gmail account name (full stops not being considered)

Getting an early email address let me get a simple name, which is too short for by modern standards

Also a lot of spam triggered from these addresses.

I expect this change will make things worse - because thats just how the world works.

To BSOD or not to BSOD? Only Microsoft knows the answer

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Go

Re: Given the Windows' BSOD is rather familar

If the users found a way to bring up a picture of a kitten on screen - they would do it all the time. Dont reward failure.

That said, if I found a software/OS vendors stall at a show, with dodgy links accessible, damn straight i would hit those links.

Folk are getting dangerously attached to AI that always tells them they're right

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Mushroom

Re: More than one use for AI

The Israelis and Americans are using AI to 'identify' targets in Iran, Lebanon and probably elsewhere

The Israelis and Americans are using AI to identify 'targets' in Iran, Lebanon and probably elsewhere

FTFY

Israels exploding pagers and various other precision assassinations, along with the US operations in previous years, would have had human-led intelligence..

The more recent strikes on journalists and aid workers in Gaza.... are also probably human led.. but the most recent ones seem to be more weighted towards "What CAN we hit?", rather than "What SHOULD we hit?".

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Terminator

Re: Waiting for the AI induced crime headlines

AI misbehaving making the headlines - would require the media empires to not be invested in the AI hype industry.

There is so much information out there about how bad or incompetent (actually 'incompetent' is 'anthropomorphing' whatever, the real term would be 'unfit for purpose' ) AI is, that the media not following up is damning in itself.

BOFH: Are you ready to raise our expense account limits now?

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Unhappy

It is the most widespread example of Affirmative Action anywhere everywhere? in the world, Technology users are being required to provide employment - or even give up their own jobs for - completely retarded, incompetent, non functional slop generators.

AI is already disabled.

But we are forced to have it anyway.

Trump remembers to appoint science panel, fills it mostly with tech bros

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Re: "Drain the Swamp"

Trump, as someone who fabricated his fortune out of real estate scams, believes a car park has more value than a swamp.

Ultimately, if Trump cant claim credit for something, it has no value to him - thus his attitude to all of the USA s prior alliances and trade deals.

Water company wasted $200k on bad answers from an AI model – so built its own slop filtering system

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Megaphone

the journey of a thousand miles...

The first step in dealing with a problem is recognising you have a problem,

and the LLM vendors are actively shouting down anyevery one who points out the problem..

These guys are saying that they realise the output is a bucket of shit, and are trying to implement quality and reality checks.

if 94.5% of produced output can be failed, then by actually performing some quality control -you know, like meat intelligences are trained to do in the process of growing up- you can deliver a better "AI" product.

Some kind of error checking should have been part of the AI structure from the start, but idiots wanted a chatbot...

Nanny state discovers Linux, demands it check kids' IDs before booting

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Re: Wow that's a wrong title

..GINAOS ???

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Unhappy

The Australian preferential voting system effectively lets you vote against who you like least.

That, combined with compulsory voting, has mostly kept the crazies out of power until recently, but the rise of social media is sucking us towards the American style cult of personality politics.

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FAIL

Punishing the users for the sins of the providers

It is a measure of the absurdity of our modern culture that this is even suggested.

Because it is somehow too hard to stop the social media giants from hosting this crap, yet totally reasonable to persecute the general public for looking at it...

Gartner suggests Friday afternoon Copilot ban because tired users may be too lazy to check its mistakes

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Big Brother

Stretching the bounds of credibility

While nobody outside the marketing distortion field finds it surprising that copilot can produce offensive output, making the claim it may produce 'factually correct'... well, you're going to have to back that one up somehow.

There are many 'factually correct' points of data which contradict the chosen narrative of our information vendors, and AI has been a useful tool to obfuscate these. You can see how letting real information out to the public would be considered a failure by the PTB

Those who 'circle back' and 'synergize' also tend to be crap at their jobs

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Just curious..

... but where did they manage to find any genuine corporate statements, to compare against ?

BOFH: What physics defines as impossible, sales calls a challenge

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Re: Lucky

access exit all areas..

Palantir’s lethal AI weaponry deployed to find chairs for US government staff

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Devil

Corporate America

Has never been confused as to who the real enemy is..

While to us lesser souls, it may seem to be a predator/prey, or parasite/host relationship, where maintaining a ~ healthy ~ host population is actually in their best interest, doctrine appears to be destructive harvesting.

UK copper fired after faking keyboard taps using photo frame

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False or misleading statement from the prosecutors

this deliberate and deceitful way by abusing the trust placed in her, by making it appear she was working when she was not.

No trust was placed in her, for her to abuse.

if you treat your employees like criminals - its probably something to do with the management..

Harvard boffins finally crack the mystery of squeaky sneakers

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Coat

Re: Applications?

the better you are at hanging, the less strangling noises are emitted

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Re: I'm sure Nike or Adidas...

it will be the cries for help from their underage workers...

Trump orders purge of 'woke' Anthropic from government

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FAIL

Re: Grok replaces Anthropic

PH] Umm, OK, design me a Trump class battleship

[Grok] Here you go

[PH] Err, that's another Tesla Cybertruck ...

[G] Yes, they float too and it has Full Self Driving (coming in 2027)

I thought cybertrucks were even less water tolerant than the wicked witch of the west?

oh well, spend all the money that was previously going to science, anyway..

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Re: Kathy Burke said it best...

so....

apparently, from Karl Popper..

for it may easily turn out that they are not prepared to meet us on the level of rational argument, but begin by denouncing all argument; they may forbid their followers to listen to rational argument, because it is deceptive, and teach them to answer arguments by the use of their fists or pistols

..points at Trump, enough said.

Burger King turns to AI to flame broil employees who aren't friendly enough

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Terminator

There are 4 use-cases for chatbot style AI

1. Students cheating on their homework.

2. Major consultancy companies cheating on their government contracts.

3. Businesses demonstrating how much they value both their customers, and their employees.

4. Writing country music.

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