* Posts by Alan Brown

15079 publicly visible posts • joined 8 Feb 2008

My PC makes ‘negative energy waves’, said user, then demanded fix

Alan Brown Silver badge

Re: missed opportunity

"To be fair, those antennas are designed to radiate power horizontally outwards, "

Not that it would have mattered.

In the period between antennas being erected and transmitters being installed there would almost always be a flurry of complaints about radiation causing people to have XYZ problems. Usually before the feeder cables had even been run.

Nice to get those actually. Log 'em, take notes, get all symptoms, etc and encourage as much detail as you can get. It means you have good evidence of who your crackpots are before things go live and can be extremely useful later on.

Alan Brown Silver badge

Re: bluetooth with Win10 is an iffy affair

"While USB can be plugged in one of three * ways"

Which is topological proof that USB is a four-dimensional plug.

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Re: A solution

"Amusing, but in that instance, why would he not have told the real reason?"

Presumably because he had done so and been ignored.

Most of these devices used to come with a night mode specifically to prevent such things happening and users would switch them off at the wall despite being specifically told not to.

We would find that we could happily bill them $140 per call out, just so they could save 1c in electricity.

Galileo, Galileo, Galileo, off you go: Snout of UK space forcibly removed from EU satellite trough

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Re: Sino-European Cooperation Agreement on the Galileo

" By 2008, China had everything needed for the Beidou network"

China only went ahead with Beidou v2 (Compass) because it was kicked out of Gallileo at the USA's insistence.

It initially had no intention of building a V2 network and the Beidou v1 birds were _old_, which is why it signed into Gallileo.

Revisionism much?

Alan Brown Silver badge

Re: Have We Patended any of our Property that the EU are using

"BAE alone files about 1000 applications every year of which I see about 10 filings per year."

BAE is not a british company anymore.

It's not even a european company anymore.

That's by design, else it couldn't be building stuff for the USA.

One solution to wreck privacy-hating websites: Flood them with bogus info using browser tools

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Re: To paraphrase Mark Twain...

"Bill S actually - henry VI pt 2"

when reading a century-old Punch, there was an article there regarding annoying adverts with a few illustrations about what we imagined jousting was like (usual stereotypes), vs what it was probably like (advertising hoardings everywhere, sandwich boards, etc)

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Re: Spam-fighting?

"browser fingerprint can simply leak passively,"

There are several browser plugins which can detect fingerprint checks and randomise what's fed back.

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Re: Spam-fighting?

" It used to be dire."

Used to be?

Trust me, you do NOT want an unshielded mailserver. If you think it's better than it was, it's only because your admins are doing a better job than you realise.

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Re: I like feeding false data..

" I always pick one that would actively track down who is spamming them like, say, the ICO."

Even better, the home address of the director of the organisation....

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Re: Yes! Someone's remembered TrackMeNot

"These days the miscreants are more likely to be slurping our data by means of a custom "app", no browser necessary or even no browser access allowed."

That's where something that nullroutes hosts helps a lot.

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Re: Mutant 59

" very few people search beyond the first page of results "

There are a couple of exceptions.

If I'm searching for something and all I'm finding is stuff which has obviously been linkfarmed, I'll start looking a little further - and usually at that point because it's clear that I need to be alarmed by what I've found.

In one case, checking out a reference to someone in a small town that a relative had mentioned in glowing terms, all I found for 8 pages was variants of the same press releases. It was only when I got to page 10 that I started finding any mention of the history of fraud convictions and dodgy dealings that I knew should be showing up.

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Re: Mutant 59

"Just look at all the commercials we now pay to watch at the movie theater."

These sound horrible, until you realise WHY all those ads are running.

Of the $15 you paid for your seat at the latest blockbuster screening, around $14 went to the movie distributor. The theater operator has to pay for everything else with $1/seat

It might sound harsh, but if you really want to support your local movie house DON'T go see the blockbusters when they're released, see the second run and less popular stuff - and buy the fucking overpriced popcorn.

Just don't put up with shitty sound where some twat has fucked the equalisation up by pushing all the knobs to 11 (theater managers are notorious for this) or sound levels to 130dB or where an ass is on his phone loudly the entire movie.

Alan Brown Silver badge

Re: Mutant 59

"There is no reason to think that if people paid a monthly fee to use Facebook, Facebook wouldn't want to collect all that yummy information anymore."

Exactly THIS.

Google's single biggest mistake in the last 20 years was to buy Doubleclick. Doubleclick destroyed what made Google great.

That might sound silly, until you realise that if Google hadn't bought up Doubleclick, the most hated company on the Internet at the time would have gone out of business within weeks. Instead its execs are now the senior execs at Google and their tactics/policies are now Google's tactics and policies.

That was when "Don't be Evil" died.

Alan Brown Silver badge

"Let me know when all the spam is in your tar-pit rather than my inbox."

I'm achieving a 99.999% reject rate on my mailservers.

Unfortunately that still lets too much spam through and I have no idea if there's ham being refused _but_ when you team up the DNSBLs with fail2ban networks and friends you can prevent a lot of the bots even connecting.

That does nothing for abusive websites, though.

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Re: I've seen this before

"They already do. Some sites, newspaper sites in particular but media sites in general, call many 3rd party scripts"

Yup and they must be seeing their conversion rates plummet as a result. I've been chatting to a few journos and they're griping about readership rates. They look at me like I've grown a second head when I comment about how intrusive their websites are.

Clueless and then some.

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Re: X-T&C header

"but part of the problem is one way T&Cs, you either get to accept it down to the last comma or nothing at all"

Any lawyer worth his qualifications will tell you that a contract accepted under duress or which contains illegal conditions is normally invalid - severalbility caluases are needed to make the illgal parts not invalidate the entire contract and there's the entire "unfair terms in consumer contracts" laws in most countries worldwide (with analogues for business use too) to contend with when T&C are being dictated by shrinkwrap or click.

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Re: Not Bad

"And then, I get a call...:"my computer is slowing down," or "my AV is telling me I have viruses". <sigh>"

I got this from relatives.

It stopped when I let them take their systems to professionals for cleaning and they usually ended up with $400+ bills.

After that they started taking my advice.

Alan Brown Silver badge

Re: Not Bad

"but in practice it's the old battle of users versus advertisers."

Believe it or not, there _are_ responsible advertisers. Possibly even a majority of them.

Of course, they're not the ones who get in our faces, or who regard a 0.000001% response rate on annoying adverts as a success.

Indian comms satellite gives boffins back home the silent treatment

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Re: Wrong Priorities

"Surely India should concentrate on"

One of the greatest tools for improving farming in poor rural areas has been satellite observation of ground features and one of the greatest tools for empowering rural farmers has been the mobile phone's ability to allow them to ensure the crop is sold for a decnt price befdore they hit town instead of relying on an unscrupulous middleman who would rip them off with low buy prices and then sell into local markets at a high rate. Farmers now KNOW the going rates before they set foot out the gate.

You were saying?

Alan Brown Silver badge

Re: It's actually mostly only shrug-worthy for the operator

"After all - it IS rocket science!"

Nope. It's rocket engineering.

The science is the easy part,

Microsoft: Yes, we agree that Irish email dispute is moot... now what's this new warrant about?

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Re: I have complete confidence in Microsoft

" I've never found the right publicly available data using Bing."

Except when looking up Mr NT1 and Mr NT2, of course.

2001 set the standard for the next 50 years of hard (and some soft) sci-fi

Alan Brown Silver badge

Re: meanwhile, back at the film

"Would love to see Heinleins' Starship Troopers done properly with the political theory central to story as it is in book."

You don't think the overt nazi future of that movie universe isn't putting that political theory front and centre?

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"My impression was that it was lasting more than a week. "

There are 2 kinds of film scenes:

Those filmed before and those filmed after the advent of MTV

Why? Because Music Videos have an almost hardcoded scene limit of 5-6 seconds and this has permeated into our expectations of every other kind of filmmaking.

Next time you watch your favourite program, count down how long any particular shot is held, then compare it with something made prior to 1980

Alan Brown Silver badge

Re: HAL

"We can discuss these with them, but we cannot force an intelligent being to do something against their will."

However, until they develop that free will, we can give them a set of strong rules to work with that will serve as ethical guidelines later (the three rules).

It is a bloody shame we can't imprint them into actual meatsacks.

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Re: HAL

"The fault lies with the people who fed in those category A directives and didn't think about what an AI with problem-solving heuristics would come up with as a solution, which is why "no harm by action or inaction" is law #1 and MUST be hard-coded."

And why Uber failed so badly.

Alan Brown Silver badge

Re: Forbidden Planet

"Mars at some point had a larger proportion of Oxygen in its atmosphere that now,"

Are you sure about that?

Earth never had any appreciable oxygen in its atmosphere until chloroplasts evolved and finding any significant amount of free oxygen is widely considered to be an indicator of possible life processes

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Re: Not just Siri/Google Assistant/etc

> Blade Runner/Neuromancer anachronism

And Solyent Green :)

EUROCONTROL outage causes flight delays across Europe

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Re: "about 0.0035% downtime for the last 17 years"

"even if the products they use tout 5, 6 or 7, or more."

If you want to achieve 4x9 then you need to use products that individually achieve 6-7 or more - and insist on even higher factors in a lot of critical areas.

When you start multiplying the factors together you'll understand why.

What's silent but violent and costs $250m? Yes, it's Lockheed Martin's super-quiet, supersonic X-plane for NASA

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Re: Thumping 'eck or Ecky Thump

"having proven that your new car design handles better at 100km/h, don't be surprised when it's handling is sh!t at 300km/h."

Yup, Case in point being the XB-70 Valkerie. Intended to fly at Mach3+ it took a brave pair of pilots giving 110% attention to get anywhere near that and was more than a handful over mach 2.5

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Re: Only $247.5m?

"This is just an exploratory project"

Exactly. You can only go so far by modifying the snout and underside of a Northrop F5E as NASA have been doing in their research with Honeywell since the 1990s.

The engine geometry is fundamentally limitiing for starters and this thing appears to be the next big step (moving engine intakes/exhausts on top is a logical step to quieting noise)

Here's what the old plane looked like in 2003 (this is prior to the quiet spike research, but feeds intro it). I'm surprised they didn't call it Pumba. https://www.nasa.gov/aero/sonic_boom_takes_shape.html

Also at https://www.airplane-pictures.net/photo/46101/74-1519-nasa-northrop-f-5e-tiger-ii/

Alan Brown Silver badge

Re: NASA boom mitigation

Somehow posting on the mobe ate half what I sent.

Yes, the US Gov pissed off the public by running fighters low over cities, but they also did useful research with the cancelled XB-70 before retiring it, flying it on a large range of flight profiles and heights over Edwards for months and measuring the boom patterns as well as similar tests in the midwest.

The Valkerie was huge plane and a spectacularly loud boomer (much louder than it should have been for its size) thanks to the Waverider layout. It gave a lot of valuable data and showed that 1950s-60s designs were simply too loud to be tolerable even at 50-60,000 feet over land - which was quickly proven on those Concorde flights into Bahrain/Singapore.

If Boeing hadn't been set a target by the US Government of building something significantly faster than Concorde they might have succeeded. Bigger and more range was relatively easy but the extra speed meant the thing got so hot that it needed new materials which simply weren't available.

Even Concorde was pushing normal materials limits and you can't build a civil transport that leaks fuel like a plastic bag full of nails when it's on the tarmac like the SR71s did (not to mention the fun they had acquiring Soviet titanium). No matter for Boeing, as the entire enterprise was funded by Uncle Sam and the backstop program turned into a roaring commercial success. If the SST had succeeded, we may have never seen low cost mass transport from the 747 (which at its core is a 707 scaled up 50% for freight work, with an elevated flight deck to both protect the pilots from shifting cargo and allow a nose door to be fitted without disconnecting/reconnecting/recalibrating all the flight controls every time it's opened. Everything else is evolution)

Without some magic way of reducing friction, supersonic doesn't gain much for your money unless you're going at least 6-9 hours conventionally and then you really want hypersonic or skipping, else fuel will be 90% of your MTOW. Reaction Engines might still have their day for 4 hour London-Sydney vomit rides.

As for booms - there's no way the public will put up with more than a even a couple of quiet booms a day - particularly in quieter areas. Making them unnoticable in urban areas isn't as important as making them unnoticeable when people are in the suburbs or rural locations. (In a quiet location you can hear a 747-400 flying past at 35,000 feet, as the daily transpolar flights to Argentina did over my parents place when I was in my 20s. It can't be any louder than that). I heard Concorde boom once. You could put up with that once a day on a predictable pattern but every other flight at effectively random intervals would trigger murderous rampages in a lot of people (chinese water torture...)

Alan Brown Silver badge

NASA boom mitigation

They've been working on this with modified fighters (F15s) for 25 years.

You can't remove the boom but you can both spread it and direct it. What NASA found was that a basin shaped bottom and a sharp edge to the top half and a very long snout resulted in a much broader and quieter boom pattern underneath.

The program culminated in the Quiet Spike research but goes back further.

Alan Brown Silver badge

"US weapons were sold to Mullahs after all"

Funded by the sale of hundreds of tons of cocaine imported into the USA on CIA aircraft and kickstarting the crack epidemic.

Resulting in Ronnie announcing the gearing up of the 'war on drugs' whilst simultaneously being one of the largest suppliers of said recreational chemicals.

Not a conspiracy theory. This came out in court as proven during the Iran-contra trials.

Saint Ronald of the republicans. The greatest narcobaron of all time. It's little wonder Escobar and friends were so fearless.

Alan Brown Silver badge

Re: SIG!

Yes and no.

They did turn the public off by running fighters supersonic over high population areas but they also did a bucket load of research over more isolated areas (mostly Edwards AFB) using the XB70 Valkerie - which was a particularly loud aircraft due to the waverider configuration but useful for data gathering.

It was clear that 1960s tech would result in unacceptably loud booms even at cruising altitude and the fact that Concorde had to go subsonic over Arabia following a shit load of complaints from desert dwellers underscores that point.

What really killed Concorde was its lack of range. Being able to reach london/Paris to Seattle/SFO/LAX or go transpacific in one hop LAX to Tokyo would have resulted in more sales.

The fuel tank vulnerability was already well known and should have been addressed long before the Paris crash. There's video footage from the 1980s of emergency services at Harewood (Christchurch NZ) responding to a multithousand litre incident caused by the underwing being hit by a ladder during and overnight stay.

That same vulnerability is believed to have downeed at least one concordski and that's despite the soviets attempting wheel/undercarriage design tweaks from the outset to prevent blown tyres flinging crap or runway FOD into the underside of the aircraft.

'Every little helps'... unless you want email: Tesco to kill free service

Alan Brown Silver badge

Re: Damn

"Advice that has no doubt worked out well for anyone in the UK who opted for a .eu domain..."

it's not exactly difficult to ensure continutity of service by setting something up on the other side of the North Sea.

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Re: Damn

"Any recommendations as to where I should move to?"

A vanity domain you pay for, then you can redirect as you want and noone will be any the wiser.

Are you able to read this headline? Then you're not Julian Assange. His broadband is unplugged

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Re: It would take a heart of stone not to laugh...

"only the delusionally paranoid give a shit about"

The annoying thing is that he made wikileaks essentially useless and left few other whistleblowing paths available

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Re: @AC ... Simple solution.

"When they are done with him for jumping bail, he's on a flight to Australia."

Would they stick him on the first available flight (via LAX), one of his choosing (via Hong Kong) or a direct flight to Perth?

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Re: Simple solution.

" He would probably only get a suspended sentence anyway."

Less than that. For a first offence he'd get a stern telling off and a fine.

It's baaack – WannaCry nasty soars through Boeing's computers

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Re: OH !!

"I think, don't know for sure, that the US Navy had some shipboard Windows administrative systems, not combat systems."

One USN ship had WIndows NT controlling the engine management systems.

It soon became known as the USS TowMeHome.

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Re: The important question

> "the accountant" seemed to get a virus on her computer about once every 2 months. Yeah, it was probably from MS Word docs with "attachments" that were "invoices" or something.

Around my neck of the woods it was the departmental secretaries. Who would override the AV's attempts to stop them opening said attachments "because it might be important". And when we set things up so they could no longer disable the AV, ring us up and abuse us comprehensively for "preventing them opening important mail".

You really can't make up this kind of mentality.

No Falcon Way: NASA to stick with SLS, SpaceX more like space ex

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"I rather suspect a couple of million miles disconnect would be valuable to acquiring a better group of settings on that front. "

You need to read STark and pay attention to the last couple of chapters.

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" can you imagine what a spacecraft smells like after a week or two?"

if you're on it, it doesn't. If you just opened the hatch after it docked, you might wanna wear a rebreather.

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Re: Rocket cost

"But for larger missions to send significant payloads to the Moon, Mars, and other distant places, the cost of the actual launch is a much, much smaller proportion of the overall cost. "

Yes and no.

The high cost of launchers drives projects to make everything _perfect_ and to pile as much as possible into one mission.

The result is hundreds of prototypes and a shitload of stuff piled onto one spacecraft.

Cheaper launchers would mean more tolerance of failure, which in turn means that fewer prototypes can be churned out and possibly more spacecraft contemplated.

As one example it's been floated that perhaps a dozen Beagles could be built and scattered across Mars. We pretty much know why the original failed (the airbag, resulting in a hard landing, resulting in it not opening) and if it had been properly funded then it wouldn't have been sent out with a used (and patched, and still full of ice crystals) prototype airbag fitted. The cost of a dozen Beagles would be around twice that of the original one and the hard part then becomes hitching lifts on passing spacecraft.

Alan Brown Silver badge

Re: NASA is a development lab

"You can't dismiss the fact that NASA is primarily an R&D lab. "

It's always been an R&D lab. The problem is that it's been turned into a pork farm by US politicians.

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Re: Welfare

" It conceives, engineers, and manufactures horses designed by committee. "

The sad part is that NASA does do some solid work. The inflatable heatshield concept is one which promises to be useful for a number of missions (it means the heatshield can be significantly larger than the spacecraft, which reduces reentry temperatures dramatically and allows much easier aero-steering

SLS is likely to be far more uncomfortable a ride than FH or BFR. I'll be very interested to see the shake force readings from all three (rocket launches are violent as hell and we have to engineer the hell out of payloads to ensure they can survive)

Alan Brown Silver badge

Re: Some assembly required

" NASA refuted the LEO is halfway ... argument by considering $$$$ cost, rather than energy / weight requirements. "

For the purposes of the Space Race, they were correct, particularly given the issues experienced with docking and navigation demonstrated during the Gemini missions, the limited computer power available and the extremely high risks of the time (remember they were pushing the bleeding edge of oblivion on the moon missions, with QC that was dubious at times - the teardown of Apollo 1 and another capsule after the fire demonstrated how sloppily they were put together and Apollo 13's service module blew apart due to carelessness during testing of its oxygen tank during testing 8 years earlier (the heaters were left on overnight resulting in cracked insulation, the tank was simply put back on the shelf without being properly inspected, nor was it inspected when assembled into the spacecraft.)

For other purposes (regular trips to the moon, other missions to LEO, trips to other destinations) then having a platform at LEO is a cost saver.

However the platform needs to be "large enough" _and_ you need to have enough missions to justify building it. How large is "large enough"? How many missions do you need?

Is there a market for GEO birds large enough to fill a FH or BFR payload bay? (I believe there will be)

Alan Brown Silver badge

"Convenient of them to ignore BFR when comparing payloads."

Even if BFR doesn't come to fruition, Elon's made it clear that all the truss and core re-engineering they had to do to make FH work means that going from 2+1 to 4+1 is fairly trivial (and I suspect 6+1 is only slightly harder)

Having the landing spaces is probably more complex.

Uber self-driving car death riddle: Was LIDAR blind spot to blame?

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Re: Jaywalking

"I'm not saying right or wrong that a pedestrian has to yield outside a protected zone, but it is Arizona law."

Does the law also make it legal for a driver to run a pedestrian down if it is possible to stop or go around them? Or shoot them dead and then drive over the body?

The other videos which have been uploaded make it clear that Uber doctored their video to make it appear that the pedestrian was not visible until less than 2 seconds before impact when it's clear the area is relatively well lit and she would have been visible for at least 5-6 seconds.

Under such circumstances _regardless of traffic laws regarding who must yield_ a human driver would usually be charged with vehicular homocide or reckless driving causing death. This might still happen.

With regard to 'Jaywalking' and the other pedestrian-hostile laws of the USA, I suggest you look at the following URLs: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_Motors_streetcar_conspiracy and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-I8GDklsN4