Posts by beast666 285 publicly visible posts • joined 17 Jun 2008
I have to agree with various ACs about the seperation 'anomaly'
The whole 'ting bent in two at booster burnout and 'lo and behold, seconds after all video coverage was lost... I had a friend watching this and he commented... ahhh, we are now seeing pre-recorded footage... They even had to go thru the sick-making ceremony of awarding plaques etc afterwards.
EPIC FAIL I tells ya
I'm a freetard and double booted my pc with osx and win7... guess what? I don't go into win7 EVER! Osx is really quite nice... I never thought I would say as much, being a windows man, but there ya go... All freetards out there, spend a few hours getting osx to run on your pc... you'll be happy! And your gf will be very impressed!
I've had to phone the police on several occasions due to idiots riding their mini-bikes, sometimes half a dozen of them along the pavements where I live with mums with prams, toddlers etc... Not an emergency, although alarming! Won't phone 999 (or 112 whatever) cos you get in deep shit, so tried to phone the local cop-shop after googling for number. Guess what? Its not open at weekends or after 5pm! I gave up, and the scrotes get away scot free...
Thought about ringing Crimestoppers, but whats that number? I was only trying to help out... you should be able to ring 999 for any shit and not expect a visit by the dibble why you rang,,, /rant
Whoops, I posted something similar to the WoW article, but maybe this is the best place for it...
Hallelujah by The Happy Mondays c. 1989 is the definitive version... yes, not the same song, but it is much better, don't you know...
@ Sarah Bee.. Hallelujah, Hallelujah, we're here to pull yer...
;-s
And found that the Andy Buckley version is rubbish...
I still maintain the Happy Mondays version is the one you want to hear with Grandma on Xmas day.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2yK-NUyAIY
Still, this is better with your loved(ex) ones
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBQ3t6ezh2I
Never mind this WoW nonsense, have you heard the shite about Hallelujah the song in the charts at the mo? What bollox... The Happy Mondays did the definitive version in 1989...
"Hallelujah, hallelujah, we're gonna pull ya..."
...pulls on my flares and baggy top...
Paris... well if she'd been legal in '89 I'd have pulled her
If anyone has problems with throttling and/or download caps, why not change the Sky's Max package? No limits, no throttling, no Phorm.
It may of course change in the future, if so I'll drop them like a hot potato(e). Given a plausible alternative...
In the meantime I can download your fav movies (in HD) in half the time in takes to watch them...
Boomshanka
Hmmm, try your size 10 squashing a swarm of hundreds of 2-4 mm sized ants... You kill hundreds, but the rest will cling to your Docs and then proceed to swarm up your legs and give you that ole 'ants in your pants feeling.' Not nice!
I suggest leaving such beasties well alone until you can get your hands on some very non-PC chemicals.
You'll thank me for this advice one day...
I don't like creepy crawlies so I find this all very alarming. I must say though that having spent some time in Hawaii (Which has no indigenous poisonous animals or plants) that many types of ants however have made their way to the islands from shipping etc and are a menace... You get some types that are very tiny but swarm in their thousands out of the tiniest gaps in your hotel, or you get big MFing dudes with huge jaws that climb around your room slowly but, menacingly. Hawaii has very strict rules regarding importing foreign species in foodstuffs, luggage etc and I think we should follow them here... Still, won't work tho, but you gotta try!
I have a friend just like you! He's not very stable and has been in the odd nuthouse or two, but seems ok now.... I hope your ok and that your rantings help you cope... you do say a lot of sense, but man! get an effing grip! We love you man, become amanfromEarth, speak plainly and I'm sure the future will be bright ! !
Sheesh,
Except that the experiment may shed light on the fact that gravity *isn't* "...a deterministic force acting between lumps of matter."
If that doesn't "...reveal the mysteries of the universe,..." then I don't know what will...
Even a completely null result from the LHC will tell us loads...
I've read the many learned posts with studied interest...
My conclusion? Ffs won't someone please immanentize the Eschaton, please? Then we can all get along together either at some technological Singularity or an Omega point long off in deep-time....
Wonder if we'll still have Nazis though?
Wtf is going on with that black bit of bin-liner hanging on by a tiny thread?!? If it was shrink-wrapped at the depot that would have fell off many ages ago! Ergo, it was blasted, after blackbag wrappage with Tracy's hair dryer in-situ.
I rest my case.
El Reg should own-up now! I have my suspicions...
Shurely the pic is a fake, look at the pallet construction carefully... also (I may be wrong) you don't load a pallet on a fork lift like that. Note also the black bin-bag 'shrink wrap' that was prolly done with the secs hairdryer and the carefully off center tape that reveals the money-shot. And, as has been mentioned, no bottom sheet on the pallet.
Not having it...
Whilst I can completely understand the worry this must have caused to the lady mentioned, even she recognises that the bloke was 'a nice guy' and that she would have taken him on - a bit of extra income for renting the shed, free gardening, free security guard. Hats off to this bloke for just trying to get by, without becoming a criminal!
I for one, welcome our gardening Lithuanian overloads...
So, there's a set of matrices for the chance of 'copping-off' depending on the details of the 'src' and 'dest' (according to this study!)
I want to know the details so I can perform an extensive search for a new gf... (Hopefully she'll turn out to be lesbian, but I trust the maths... I suppose if its a guy then I'll get to put my a*** where my mouth is...)
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