Posts by Mike Pellatt

UK's Ministry of Defence: We'll harvest and anonymise private COVID-19 apps' tracing data by handing it to 'behavioural science' arm

Re: Quelle Surprise!

Ha! I tried to use an Office 365 mailmerge into Outlook recently for a mail to a subset of my entire company.

Turns out (after 30 mins work) it doesn't work if you want an attachment on the email.

Back to Bcc: it was.

UK finds itself almost alone with centralized virus contact-tracing app that probably won't work well, asks for your location, may be illegal

Re: And what about the people ...

There is GPS-enabled footwear for that. Much less, errrr, intrusive.

Re: Hanlon's razor

Nothing wrong with 2 people in the car going shopping.

We shop for 3 other households who are shielding, plus 1 or 2 others with mobility issues. Plus, of course, ourselves.

Try shopping for up to 6 households on your own.

Britain has no idea how close it came to ATMs flooding the streets with free money thanks to some crap code, 1970s style

Re: The past is another counttry.

Beer (OK, Watneys Red) was around 2s 6d a pint when I started drinking in pubs in 1970 (age 15, of course). 12.5p to you.

45 years ago was 1975. Inflation hit 25% in that year alone, 20% the year before.

Some google research indicates 25p a pint in pubs was about right in London in 1978 (which suggests beer price rises were below inflation back then). So, I don't think he was (particularly) being ripped off.

Of course, SU bars were much cheaper back then.

Here, thanks to pubs being closed, our local brewery is putting a barrel outside 2 or 3 times a week, self-serve for £1 a pint in an honesty box (villagers only!!!). Happy days.

Cloudflare goes retro with COBOL delivery service. Older coders: Who's laughing now? Turns out we're still vital

My COBOL horror story is hand-tweaking the COBOL runtime overlays on RSX-11 to get every required one into memory for each overnight batch program on a banking system.

Because an overlay had to be swapped in at all, the runs wouldn't complete overnight.

That's what you call hand optimisation.

Ah, one to beat this one (from Sys V make, not gnu make unfortunately)

$ make "Maggie resign"

Don't know how to make Maggie resign. Stop.

C-blunt

Re: "you can compile COBOL code to C and then use Emscripten to compile..."

Back in the day, when emulators first became A Thing, there was a saying.

"Emulation's like masturbation. Do it often enough, and you forget what the real thing's like"

Microsoft frees Windows Subsystem for Linux 2 from the shackles of, er, Windows?

Re: @Snake - Microsoft shooting itself in the foot?

You've fallen into the classic misunderstanding of the word "free" in F/OSS, and consequently setup a strawman.

Repeat after me:

"Free as in speech, not free as in beer"

Notwithstanding this being a strawman, I will offer a counter-argument, I can show you numerous cases of a supplier's promises not having due diligence applied to them, and the time and effort (along with at least some of the purchase/licensing costs) being wasted.

I'd also posit that applying full due diligence and fit-for-purpose tests to commercial software is not that different from the costs of considering F/OSS.

Re: Or bigger still..

Nice idea, but fixing all the edge cases from the differing filesystem semantics will be challenging. Not to say it's impossible, but...

Chips that pass in the night: How risky is RISC-V to Arm, Intel and the others? Very

Re: Been here before

Me too.

But by then (mid-80's, time of the 80386) the new kid on the block, and a real dark horse, was the Transputer. I remember one of the UK FAEs really wondering how much of a challenge it would be.

In the end, of course, it turned out as successful as VLIW.

Don't use natwest.co.uk for online banking, Natwest bank tells baffled customer

Still losing money in real terms, though.

Yeah, but good luck with finding a rate that's >50% of the inflation rate (esp for instant access).

Or even >25%.

Investments - risk of losing money.

Cash savings - guarantee of losing money.

UK contractors planning 'mass exodus' ahead of IR35 tax clampdown – survey

Except... Making Tax Digital should have levelled that off for HMRC, shirley?

You spoke, we didn't listen: Ubiquiti says UniFi routers will beam performance data back to mothership automatically

Re: "In other words, you ain't got no choice."

The FTD/FMC combo.

Impenetrable and incomprehensible doesn't begin to cover it.

Not to mention the speed(sic) of config change deployment.

Re: "In other words, you ain't got no choice."

Or OPNSense

Came here to say that. OPNSense doesn't seem to be so well known, am spreading the word to everyone who says they use pfSense, and the general response is "hadn't heard of that ".

The last person was well impressed with the improved GUI.

Hapless AWS engineer spilled passwords, keys, confidential internal training info, customer messages on public GitHub

Re: Engineer ?

Because unless you have a professional engineering qualification and undertake CPD, validated by a recognised professional association, you shouldn't have the label "engineer".

Germany is (or at least, was) very, very, very hot on this.

Our lives are as much in engineers' hands as doctors', and woe betide anyone who calls themselves a doctor of medicine when they're not. Should be the same for engineers.

Presumably amongst the divergence that our wonderful UK Government wants from EU regulations, the current Eur Ing recognition will be one we have inflicted on us.

The Curse of macOS Catalina strikes again as AccountEdge stays 32-bit

Re: How can it take MULTIPLE YEARS to go 64 bit?

Gosh, if that was an OS you were describing there, you'd be describing SCO Unix.

All its compatibility problems with modern hardware are now addressed by it being only sold to run in a VM.

A VM running in FreeBSD, if you get the whole shebang from XinuOS. Now headquartered in that hotbed of technical advancement, US Virgin Islands.

Squirrel away a little IT budget for likely Brexit uncertainty, CIOs warned

Re: 2019?

I think he confused the EU with NATO, there.

"Empire". Whatever.

IT exec sets up fake biz, uses it to bill his bosses $6m for phantom gear, gets caught by Microsoft Word metadata

Re: idiot

Agreed with you up to here:

It's like complaining that a file created in unix has the creators username and time attached - where is the privacy!! It even logs atime and mtime!!!

It's nothing like that. The metadata you describe is stored in the inode - the file's low-level directory entry on the filesystem. It's not stored as part of the file, so if it is copied to another system - by email, f'rinstance - that metadata is lost. Well, at least that's true for classic Unix and ext[234].

That is a world away from metadata embedded in the file, in terms of privacy. And auditability.

It's always DNS, especially when you're on holiday with nothing but a phone on GPRS

Re: GPRS? Luxury!

God, the VT52, non-ANSI predecessor to the VT100.....

Then there was Newbury Data, who made VDUs affordable. Had a pile of them in the HENP group at Imperial, hooked up to the DecSystem 10 via a DC-10 (not the aeroplane), whose RS232 interface had been created by kludging the current loop TTY interface. Badly.

You brought back memories there.

Re: No Service

Ah yes. That option. Was talking to the local Parish Council about my company's plans for FTTH into the village, and the possibility of our providing some public WiFi. One member commented that the lack of mobile coverage, WiFi and (even) decent wired Internet was what attracted some people to the place.

Quick as a flash, I pointed out that there was always the "off" button. Sage nods of agreement all round the room.

JavaScript survey: Devs love a bit of React, but Angular and Cordova declining. And you're not alone... a chunk of pros also feel JS is 'overly complex'

Re: Doesn't paint JavaScript in the best light...

Rarely do we see evidence that real UI designers - people with actual understanding of UI theory, doing actual UI research - were involved.

Certainly no such evidence when it comes to the Windows UI. I still want to know what the guys who dreamt up the Ribbon for Office, whilst keeping the rest of the Windows UI as the "traditional" one were smoking.

Coz I ain't going near it.

Why can't passport biometrics see through my cunning disguise?

Re: Security passcodes

This was France.

You're trying to apply logic.

Give up now, it can only end in tears.

That's Microsoft price: Now you can enjoy a BSOD from the comfort of your driving seat

Re: Topical

_new_ Microsoft idea?

Remind me again when they introduced the Ribbon, which is when it all started.

I'd have been quite happy (well, not really...) if they'd ribbonised everything, but the bastardised half-ribbon, half-traditional interface they left Outlook with for what seemed like decades was just plain insane.

IT contractor has £240k bill torn up after IR35 win against UK taxman

Re: Appeal?

Which is actually just like a criminal appeal. Unless new evidence has come to light or a arguable case can be made that the law was misapplied, an appeal won't be heard.

UK tech freelancer numbers down for first time in 5 years since IR35 tax reforms hit public sector

Re: LOSS OF TAX

I suppose I don't need to point out the problem here, as the commentariat is so intelligent,

but...

that's not even an apples and oranges comparison.

It's an apples and lolcats comparison.

Smokers as a population have horrendous smoking-induced health problems, that our entire society pays for (at least in the UK's healthcare funding methodology). Reducing smoking reduces the health problems too, and that's actually a net gain to the public purse even if the tax take from tobacco products drops (at least in actuarial timescales). Before we even go into "nanny state" arguments.

The IR35 issue is effectively a self-contained financial one. Even more self-contained when it comes to public sector contractors, as someone further up pointed out. It has no (direct) impacts into other arenas.

Europe publishes 5G risk assessment; America scrawls ‘Huawei’ on the side of a nuke and goes for a ride

Re: design

.....can you run the 5G network independently from the supplier

The answer will inevitably be "no". Well, you theoretically could. But I very much doubt that it will be practically achiveable.

Are you who you say you are, sir? You are? That's all fine then

Re: Not quite a bereavement..

Dig out the youtube of a 1990's docu on British Railways - "Old, dirty and late"

It has the inevitable "one-under". See the passengers being detrained via a single step half way down the side of the train. No chance today. But the best bit at 33' 26":

MOM (Mobile Operations Manager) to paramedics: "Have we certified the body dead yet ?"

Paramedic "Well, yeah, he's got no head"

Wouldn't see that on TV these days.

Re: Amateur Banks

Those cards were longer ago than you think. Early to mid 70's. I remember 'coz I had one in my student days, '73-'76.

Duck-duck-going reveals that the British Museum have one in their collection, 1972

https://www.britishmuseum.org/research/collection_online/collection_object_details.aspx?objectId=3368724&partId=1

Indeed, it was the late 60's when they were introduced !!

https://www.rbs.com/heritage/rbs-history-in-100-objects/history-in-100-themes/serving-our-customers/cash-card-1969.html

Handcranked HTML and JPEG japes. What could possibly go wrong?

Re: Hand cranked code?

IIRC MS Publisher could also output crap

FTFY

Microsoft blacklisted TSO Host's email IPs from Hotmail, Outlook inboxes and no one seems to care

Real issue I think is a quick and effective means of saying Oy! this email is genuine which the spammers won't find a way around in milliseconds.

Good luck with that.

Another rewrite for 737 Max software as cosmic bit-flipping tests glitch out systems – report

Re: Idiology: the beliefs of idiots

Much the same with building control here.

Whilst not wishing to pre-empt the conclusions of the inquiry - it does seem Grenfell is (partly) a result of this.

And the Tories, without a hint of irony, still speak of a "bonfire of regulations".

Re: So...

MeToo

I remember when fly-by-wire was first mooted, the principle was to use three systems, with a common high-level system design but independently developed, then have 2-out-of-3 voting on the outputs.

Whatever happened to that principle for safety-critical systems ?? Presumably too expensive ?

How does UK.gov fsck up IT projects? Let us count the ways

Re: How do you hold a supplier to account?

"If you refuse to work with them again, you run out of contractors because the number of companies in any area of industry capable of taking on a hundred million pound project can be counted on the fingers of one hand."

See "Railway franchising"

Re: 22 Months?

No.

Re: CoD

You have described the current CDS (Connecting Devon & Somerset) BDUK Phase 2 situation over Gigaclear perfectly.

It's Prime Minister Boris Johnson: Tech industry speaks its brains on Brexit-monger's victory

Re: Joining the Lib Dems

Absolutely. So it left in place the uber-tribal party system with the execrable Whips' offices.

This is why she voted the way she did - it's the only way to climb the greasy pole.

Chinese government has got it 'spot on' when it comes to face-recog tech says, er, London's Met cops' top rep

Re: Uneven Distribution

Indeed. It's never (fortunately) happened to me, but that bland assertion he comes out with that "if you've done nothing wrong, you've nothing to be worried about" flies in the face of all the, errr, evidence.

Incredible that a 21st century copper should actually come out with that. No self-awareness whatsoever.

UK's Openreach admits 50k premises on 'gigabit-capable' FTTP network can't get gigabit speeds

Re: Whats this BT company?

I did think if we could use share and host multiple instances of Zoneminder

Immediately has visions of Hot Fuzz and the Neighbourhood Watch

Delicious irony: Hacked medical debt collector AMCA files for bankruptcy protection from debt collectors

Re: um

Chapter 11 puts an automatic hold on civil proceedings unless specifically lifted (on petition to the bankruptcy court)

As those of us who followed tSCOg aka Canopy vs The World learnt.

Exodus: Tech top brass bail on £1bn UK courts reform amid concerns project is floundering

Re: A raft of senior techies

Hipster, bullshit ideas

All to be coded in JS, no doubt.

Hotter than the Sun: JET – Earth’s biggest fusion reactor, in Culham

Re: scaling up is the answer?

Talk on JET at the IET last night.

Power out/Power in is "Q". Jet manages a Q of around 0.6. ITER is targetting 10. But this is just the plasma power in/out ratio. It ignores the power used by the excitation systems and, of course, losses in energy extraction for Useful Work.

For a commercial system, you need a Q of 30. So ITER is the next step on the road towards that. But it won't get there.

The Stellerator is the interesting shape you describe. The (quite believable) view of the tokamak guys is that they will be very difficult to maintain given their shape.

Let's make laptops from radium. How's that for planned obsolescence?

Re: We should have just let dodgy banks go bust and pony up compensation [..]

All of Lehman Brothers top 100 (if not top 500) managers deserve 20 year stretches apiece.

You know all of Lehman Brothers unsecured creditors were repaid 100% in 2014, and since have been paid interest ??

Not saying that they behaved ethically, but it turns out that on unwinding things, it wasn't quite so bad.

PWC made a tidy penny out of it......

Re: Stop it.

We have some chars kicking around from the 19th and early 20th century

I bet they're a bit slow getting the cleaning done these days.

Silence of the vans: Uber adds 'Plz STFU, driver' button to app for posh passengers using Black

Re: Sigh.. if that floats your goat...

Just remember that your convo with the London cabbie must always, always commence with

"Been busy tonight, mate ?"

Sky customers moan: Our broadband hubs are bricking it

Re: This reminds me of when...

Indeed they were. My saviour when all that was available just round the corner from Borough Market was EO lines. Their bonded ADSL product was superb value for money. Of course $ky dropped that.

Reborn as Hyperoptic (same management team) in case you weren't aware. Funnily enough, migrated from said bonded ADSL to a 100Mbps Hyperoptic business connection at a stupidly low price.

Re: Sky been taking lessons from Microsoft ...

Only if the updates fix security issues.

We never know, because they never publish release notes.

Heck, even Draytek said just "trust us, we've fixed it" on that WiFi security issue....

Re: It's been years since . . . .

An ISP with half a brain? Now that would be headline news!

There are some. Who actually have a whole, intact brain, not just half of one.

A&A

IDNet

Zen

and others, too, but those are the one's I've used.

A&A's MD's brain is more than intact. It's close to Zaphod Beeblebrox-sized.

It is but 'LTE with new shoes': Industry bod points a judgy finger at the US and Korea's 5G fakery

Whereas the lightweight 5G techs blather on about fibre replacement, and rural broadband.

Then Government and "regulators" latch on and so sensible rural broadband (except for the B4RN model) gets dropped for wireless USO. Bleah.