* Posts by NickS

7 publicly visible posts • joined 10 Jun 2008

Alien crustaceans clash claws in UK waterways

NickS
Coat

Pass the Garlic Mayo please . . .

Well I can't comment about the Chinese mitten crab but fresh water cray fish are dead tasty - if a bit fiddly to eat :) Think mini lobster bites.

Getting my fishing coat . . .

Birmingham Airport in X-rated X-ray shocker

NickS
Coat

Scanners Undress . . .

Scan me if you are that way inclined . . . scan the wife and you might get bruised . . . scan my kids and I'll have you arrested !!!

CD's in the poket time for lunch . . .

Phoenix Lander listens to Mars murmurings

NickS
Alien

It's Life Jim . . .

Lets hope the quasi-barnacles don't silence the mission first . . .

Phoenix sees snow above Mars, but it's not sticking

NickS
Joke

Call the local council . . .

Experiencing traction problems . . .

We need an orbital gritter so the critter can move - oh and a battery pack

NASA preps Atlantis for Hubble mission

NickS
Paris Hilton

Credit Crunch Angle

It was reported today that NASA had gone into administration stranding several astronutters in space . . . it is uncertain that a return flight can be organised. In a press release NASA blamed high fuel prices and an uncertain marketplace . . .

Paris - She understands the crunch n' grind

BOFH: Back in the saddle

NickS
Stop

Since when . . .

. . . did the BOFH advise beancounters of possible lift incidents . . . he's mellowing with age imo. Better to tie the CAT6 to the lift and watch the whole floor full of 'clipped to skirting board' dissapear :)

RM boss says school's out forever

NickS
Dead Vulture

RM - Return to Manufacturer

And we sent a LOT of them back