* Posts by John Kelly

2 publicly visible posts • joined 5 Jun 2008

Open source release takes Linux rootkits mainstream

John Kelly

pride cometh b4 a fall

"Regardless, I shall be sleeping soundly tonight in the knowledge that my address space + stack randomised, hardened with mudflaps Gentoo servers will not be compomised by any attack aimed at less dynamic operating systems. Source-based distros FTW!"

Better get yer Mum to fit a lock to the basement window first ;)

Small, Cheap Computer sales to soar as Intel boosts Atom supply

John Kelly

Has to be....

LapMerkin

(A merkin (first use, according to the OED, 1617) is a pubic wig, originally worn by prostitutes after shaving their genitalia to eliminate lice or disguise)