* Posts by Fihart

1150 publicly visible posts • joined 3 Jun 2008

Singaporean finn-off 'Newkia' readies Android phones

Fihart

NCKLA NOKIA NOKOFF not NEWKIA

Have to like the Chinese for their cheek. This thoroughly awful E71 nok-off.

http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/27/keepin-it-real-fake-part-cxciii-nckla-e71-ls-tcc-gccd-tc-b3-t/

Even comes with a battery that exactly matches Nokia's BP-4L graphics and connector. £2 in flea market, I'm using it now in my genuine E71.

Fihart

Re: Troubles

If you ask me, calling anything Newkia is asking for trouble from Health & Safety.

Chinese prof brands gamers no better than drug dealers

Fihart

Sorry, I'll Read That Again.

I initially read the headline as Chinese Prof(essional) Brands (Huawei, Foxconn etc) no better than drug dealers.

Well, given that both companies have been deep in controversy at times, you might forgive the mistake.

Sinclair's FORGOTTEN Australia-only micro revealed!

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Re: Looks like a One Per Desk to me

I seem to recall seeing something like that displayed in the window of the old STC building in the Strand in London and thinking uh oh it's got those crazy microdrives, so that won't work.

Hello! Still here! Surface 2! Way better than iPad! says slightly desperate Microsoft

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Re: Microsoft and advertising @stu 4

- the abysmal 'have a windows 7 party' general idea and campaign

God, how could we forget ?

The crapmost patronising marketing idea I have ever encountered.

GCHQ was called in to crack password in Watkins child abuse case

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Now they've done that.....

...can they now turn their attention to the Cryptolocker scam. Clearly the public will take a less dim view of GCHQ following this paedo case -- they can gain similar kudos by saving small businesses from ruin or being extorted.

Supermodel Lily Cole in Impossible partnership with Jimbo Wales, YOU

Fihart

Who she ?

as above

Yahoo! staff! slapped! for! 'snubbing! own! webmail! and! preferring! Outlook!'

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I'm surprised.

Management seem positively understanding of Yahoo staffers' reluctance to move to New Yahoo Mail.

We mere customers were forced off Yahoo Classic, which we liked despite its folksy looks and the odd restriction, and made to use the New Yahoo. I find New Yahoo Mail slow, doubtless not helped by waiting for the pointless ads to be served up.

If that doesn't improve, Yahoo staffers may be the last people using Yahoo Mail.

Julie Larson-Green: Yes, MICROSOFT is going to KILL WINDOWS

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Re: Why Windows is doomed. @ Greg J Preece

" Windows originally came on floppy disks, Windows XP comes on CD, therefore XP is bloated."

Thanks. That's precisely the point I was making.

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Re: Why Windows is doomed. @JDX

Of course, you have a point.

My bloody Blackberry takes 3 minutes from reinserting the battery. But its normal mode is standby which doesn't seem to use much power and starts it instantly.

You could leave a desktop PC sitting in sleep mode but my experience of exploding PC power supplies forces me to turn off at the wall.

Fihart

Re: Why Windows is doomed. @Wardy01 & @dogged

Not everyone is running the great hardware you have and as we know Windows slows down with age unless you maintain it (and few people do).

Windows XP came on a CD, Win 7 on a DVD. I rest my case.

Fihart

Why Windows is doomed.

Reading something unrelated, the penny finally dropped.

The reason Windows is finished is speed. They've stuffed it so full of lazy code and pointless bells and whistles that it takes an age to start compared to phone or a tablet.

So which do you turn to when you want a quick email or browse -- what most of us (mostly) use computers and other devices for these days ?

In the past I've bleated about slimming down Windows, but MS will never do that because they are stuck in Detroit mode, bringing out a bigger model each time (and we know how well that ended for Detroit). As for moving it to tablets and phones, well, I think that ship sailed with Apple and Android.

New NSA leak reveals invasion of the management consultants

Fihart

Powerpoint presentation for the ears.

Corporate nonsense-speak is about as entertaining and informative.

Leaked MS ad video parodies Chrome as surveillance tech

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Agree with everything....

.....that it says except where it reads to make a profit "off of you" .

Forgive my pedantry but "from you" surely.

Bigger picture -- hope the current MS campaign scares enough punters that it eventually scares Google.

Meanwhile I'll use DuckDuckGo for my searches because it produces less paid-for junk.

Guess which major US telco ISN'T cracking down on premium SMS spam?

Fihart

Re: Charging for SMS is THE scam @ecofeco

Kind of get revenge on the cellphone operators by the following.

Friend wants to visit. Calls on landline first to check you're in. On arrival, instead of pressing doorbell, calls on cellphone and only lets it ring twice. Caller id show they have arrived.

I see people visiting my neighbours doing this the whole time, so it's not just my friends.

Why ?

As a lawyer once told me, in court you never ask a question unless you already know the answer, at home never answer the door unless you already know who's there.

Fihart

Re: Funny thing there. @stizzleswick

I'm puzzled that any user would buy into a system where the recipient has to pay for calls.

The Royal Mail (in England) was able to create the first national postal service when it realised that charging the sender was the only viable model. Previously, recipients had simply refused to accept letters.

The success of the sender-pays model led to economies of scale that made possible the Penny Post which, in turn, made the service more popular.

Of course, it's not just US carriers who have un-learned the Royal Mail example. As the cellphone market matures, those in Europe who now charge senders silly money (T Mobile 12p, Orange 14p for texts) will lose out to those offering offering prices (3Network texts at 2p or so) which better reflect the tiny cost involved to providers.

LG: You can stop hiding from your scary SPY TELLY quite soon now

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Re: LG values its customers' privacy

Don't take it personally, it's just meaningless corporate-speak learned by rote in PR coaching.

Listen to politicians and more senior business types being interviewd on radio and they always start by thanking the interviewer for having them on the programme and then constantly refer to the interviewer by their first name.

Insulting, but they don't think we know any better.

Who wants a Xeon-powered, 12-core, RAID 10 … LAPTOP?

Fihart

Pants.

"Get out your re-enforced asbestos pants, sysadmins, it weighs in at 5.5 kilograms"

Reinforced, surely ?

You THINK you're watching your LG smart TV - but IT's WATCHING YOU, baby

Fihart

Re: Linked to the TV Guarantee card @dan1980

"............do people really fill out warranty cards?"

Probably not usually, though on a major purchase I guess many might. There's no need to register the warranty with the manufacturer because the warranty makes no difference to rights under Sale Of Goods Act which long outlast 12 months. The obligation falls on the retailer not the manufacturer.

Most retailers will happily repair or replace within warranty period on production of the sales receipt because the manufacturer will foot the bill. Outside the 12 months the branch staff are likely to deny liability but a call to the shop's head office and mention of Small Claims usually sorts that out.

Lavabit founder: Feds ORDERED email providers to stay open

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@Robert Carnegie Re: Security and Ethics

"How is it anything but creepy that they photograph every envelope that they deliver to anyone in the country? "

Now we know why US letters bear the sender's name and address on the envelope as well (metadata).

Google coughs up $17m to end Safari STALKER COOKIE brouhaha

Fihart

"Working hard to get privacy right,"

Snooping is annoying but what really ended Google as having any utility was sponsored search results. How can a search engine be accurate if the results can be fiddled ?

The outcome is that my bro needed a hotel to stay in near me and any attempt to search on Google was rendered slower by pointless scads of ads from the likes of Trivago.

I've dumped Google as default and replaced it with DuckDuckGo.

File-NUKING Cryptolocker PC malware MENACES 'TENS of MILLIONS' in UK

Fihart

What suspect mails have you received ???

I've received from HM Revenue & Customs (who would not send out random emails)

And Fedex (I am not expecting any deliveries nor have ever used Fedex)

Might it be useful if other readers listed any suspect emails they have received and these were collated into an editorial piece ?

When three Linux journos go crowdfunding

Fihart

Need to take Linux out of the niche

Magazines still have a role -- if I think back to the 80s I devoured PC mags to learn about computers. If there was a source of Linux info which embraced beginners, it might widen the audience. I suspect that this goal would be easier to achieve via existing mainstream publications.

But good luck to this new venture.

'I'm BIG, I'm BALD and I'm LOUD!' Blubbering Ballmer admits HE was Microsoft's problem

Fihart

Gone up in my estimation.

Surprised that Ballmer has owned up to being a git.

He always reminded me of Henry Ford and his grandson Henry Ford II.

Old Henry was known for firing someone by discharging a revolver into the ceiling of an office below.

Young Henry came up with "Don't Complain, Don't Explain" which must have made working for him a nerve wracking experience. His greatest piece of ebullience (perhaps glorious folly) was to try to buy Ferrari and, when spurned, build the glorious GT40 models that ultimately trounced Enzo at Le Mans.

Makes Ballmer and his silly software seem pretty small beer.

Acer's new Haswell all-flash Chromebooks sip power for less than $200

Fihart

Re: You are not getting upscale regardless of what you want

I suspect that by Upscale, the author meant (at least) something with a better looking finish.

Thankfully, Acer's days of laptops painted in silver where that wore, exposing black plastic visible, are behind them. In fact, the Packard Bell (a.k.a Acer) I have presently seems as solid as a similar Sony model. The Sony looks considerably cooler, though, and I'm sure a other brands will achieve a similar upscale on their Chromebooks.

Must say, tempted by the price and the option to convert it to Linux as the Google walled garden is no more inviting than Apple's.

Who! wants! cursed.com? Yahoo! flogs! domains! in! multimillion-dollar! sale!

Fihart

Flogging off the family silver.

To pay for golden parachutes.

LG’s G2: The phondleslab that wants you to TOUCH ITS BEHIND

Fihart

Re: Too expensive.

I do.

LG, likely to soon be replaced by Google-owned Motorola.

Fihart

Too expensive.

Another also-ran staring into the headlights of the Chinese like Huawei, ZTE etc which can outprice them and are (already show signs of) matching their technology and finish.

Look at how many ways we ruin your life, Redmond boasts

Fihart

Re: Remember when this stuff was meant to be "empowering"?

I remember having to buy my own computer for word processing at work because the management thought they were just for accounting. My colleagues used to refer to my desktop PC as Scalextric for the office -- perhaps because I actually enjoyed using it and it freed me from the angry and illiterate vixens in the typing pool.

All this changed when companies started buying computers and networking them. From then on they were less fun, more ball and chain. You were not allowed to add your own software and there was a sneaking feeling that they were monitoring use so that a long lunch was easier to detect.

Android in FOUR out of 5 new smartphones. How d'ya like dem Apples?

Fihart

love the bloody blackberry graphic

Now wallpaper on my Blackberry.

Microsoft fears XP could cause Indian BANKOCALYPSE

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Mass starvation and widespread looting.

As Sainsbury's supermarket self-serve checkouts crash due to beyond sell-by date Microsoft Windows (is it XP ? -- can't see for the blue screen).

Ultimate electric driving machine? Yes, it’s the BMW i3 e-car

Fihart

Re: Parking ticket is in the post

Ran out of puff and was abandoned.

Fihart

Re: That's some battery

Has there ever been an attractive BMW ?

Must confess a soft spot for the 1970's 2002 saloon.

Google makes Gmail EVEN NOISIER, or should that be nosier?

Fihart

Re: Google slow?

Google, Bing. A curse on both their houses.

I'm using DuckDuckGo.

Virgin Media to hike broadband prices by nearly 7 per cent

Fihart

Re: Pushing boundaries, but only in a limited way

In our street there are little metal tabs outside each premises that access cable -- but Virgin refuses to recognise that they exist so we have copper instead.

BT too seem to have a blind spot for our particular stretch of this (major) outer london highway. Though the pavements are blighted by BT's enormous green cabinets within yards of our address -- can't get BT's FTC offering (Infinity ?) either.

'Daddy, can I use the BLACK iPAD?': Life with the Surface Pro 2

Fihart

That elusive prosumer*

"Surface Pro 2 is for road warriors and desktop masters. So Microsoft would have us believe."

* See also hopeful Blackberry pronouncements.

How the W3C met its Waterloo at the Do Not Track vote showdown

Fihart

Re: I wouldn't have started blocking @Tom 13

"............advertisers need to learn some manners."

Too right.

I look at sites like Daily Telegraph and Guardian daily on my phone and have no problem with their ads.

But a recent dip into Daily Mirror site was marred by a stupid ad that followed one down the page blocking stories. Same process, different ad next day. Maddening and self defeating because I will probably delete if from my bookmarks.

Incidentally The Reg's Cookie warning banner does something similar so I don't look at the Reg on my phone.

'Last EVER REAL Nokia' phone heads for Verizon, leaky pic-spurt reveals

Fihart

Would Microsoft dump the Nokia name when it's still the best known brand in the cellphone market ?

Microsoft founder Paul Allen's money man wants Redmond to break up

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@Andy Prough

To put it another way, Blackberry could tell you a thing or two about being an expensive business only player that came unstuck through the hubris of becoming a consumer brand (temporarily).

Facebook fans fuel faggots firestorm

Fihart

Origins of (US) faggot ?

My understanding was that like much American English this was inherited from other incoming European languages. The Yiddish "Faygeleh" derived from the German Vogel and perhaps meaning little bird. As slang for a gay man, not kind but comprehensible.

BOFH: Is WHAT 'running slow'!? GOD

Fihart

Don't mind messages.

At least they tell you something is happening -- better than progress bar which stays static for 5 minutes then suddenly leaps to the end. I have to single out Blackberry as my latest gripe -- about 20 minutes to download and install an app with virtually no interaction, leaving one with a growing suspicion that the process had frozen.

I'm reminded of my favourite instruction manual (for a Taiwanese video card) obviously written by the only person in the firm who had any semblance of English (probably a secretary who had no technical knowledge).

Aside from the usual lingual weirdness it contained a fabulously helpful suggestion to the effect that "if nothing appears, make sure that the monitor screen is not dirty".

The Colosseum, Hagia Sophia, Tower of London... and, er, Steve Jobs' GARAGE

Fihart

wrong address ?

"2066 Crist Drive" Christ Drive, surely.

HTC phone STOPS BULLET, saves Florida gas station clerk's life

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If I was the shooter...

....I'd be asking for my money back from the gun or ammo maker.

Want to go to billionaire Sun kingpin's beach? Hope you're a strong swimmer

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further evidence....

......that anything the rich find inconvenient is made a crime.

Google's new broadband offer: 20-days of WiFi for a quid

Fihart

Re: Must be the NSA @ratfox

You may have been joking about the barges, but you have a good point.

Consider the British Ordnance Survey maps.

Note the word Ordnance.

Google Streetview would certainly make it easier for troops to fight street to street in urban combat.

Microsoft investors advised: Sack the guy searching for Ballmer replacement

Fihart

Not more of the same.

Anyone with the humour bypass needed to agree to work for a company like Microsoft is the wrong person to run it.

It would be more creative and have a lighter touch with customers if it had a Richard Branson or Stelios Haji-Ioannou* type figure at the helm.

*For US readers: both are genuine entrepreneurs, founders of innovative airline and other businesses.

DON'T BREW THAT CUPPA! Your kettle could be a SPAMBOT

Fihart

Re: Much better devices for slurping data

But, consider just how much data a best selling scanner/fax/printer range would be sending home. I know the Chinese population is huge but they can't all be employed reading our commercially sensitive documents.

Fihart

Nonsense

Typically, the Russians ban the import of allegedly inferior products from countries they are trying to lean on.

Presumably the Chinese iron and kettle manufacturer ran foul of someone in the Russian import chain.

The chances are the device shown, if not planted by the accusers, is simply a part of the iron's control circuitry.

If you think about it, an iron or kettle is not the ideal place to hide components affected by heat, humidity and physical shock. And it's an awful lot of trouble to go to to distribute spam compared with using the internet.