* Posts by Oz Warren

3 publicly visible posts • joined 16 Apr 2007

Car crash driver blames pterodactyl

Oz Warren
Boffin

Do You Concuss Dr?

Man drives into pole. Police interview man. Man gives bizarre answer. Any chance of a head injury being at the root of this dinoclastic storm?

Wipe your arse less, suggests Sheryl Crow

Oz Warren

Between Two Stools

I'm sure that the lentil-rich diet of a right-on hippy will produce the kind of precise, perfectly formed poop that justifies one sheet, but what about the rest of us? Our rich, bourgeois diets will have us folding the sheet multiple times to get the maximun use of the limited surface area.

Short measures cost UK boozers £481m

Oz Warren

Countin' the Cost

So have the experts also calculated the lost calories attributed to this shocking sherbert shortfall? Let's convert that to kilos (new age, me) and find out what contribution to obesity reduction these skimming servers are making.