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Pirates get extra seat in Euro Parliament

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> Patents were developed to allow the inventer of something to obtain a reward for the

> effort required to invent it. Historically there was little point in inventing something if it

> was immediately ripped off by a larger outfit.

Oh dear. Generally, I can't be arsed to get into Freetard arguments, but I've got some important work waiting to be done.

Patents were developed to allow the state to obtain details of inventions that would otherwise have remained secret. Period. The idea is that the state buys the details of your invention from you; in return, the state grants you the right to a fixed-period monopoly (maybe 17 years) on your invention, in whatever territory that state has jurisdiction.

You don't need to enter into this deal with the state (yours, or any other); you can just keep your invention secret, and risk other people finding out about it. I'm not aware of any state, anywhere, which is in the business of rewarding people for their hard work.

Of course, there are problems. The ones I'm aware of are in the US; these are fundamentally due, I think, to Franklin's view that "any of the works of man" are patentable. This is completely unworkable in practice, and leads to large numbers of trivial patents from which the state gains nothing, and whose only purpose is to stifle competition. These problems don't exist in the other countries I'm familiar with.

If Ms. Andersdotter really thinks that the fix to these problems is to abolish patents, then she really is very, very, thick.

Google not normal for Norfolk

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Eats Shoots and Leaves

Well, duh. The quote in MailOnline is:

'They make out we're stupid, saying details of her affair were on Google, but no one in Norfolk knows how to use Google.'

Which is presumably:

'They make out we're stupid, saying "details of her affair were on Google, but no one in Norfolk knows how to use Google".'

End of story. Curious that Liz and Lynne Truss share the same surname.

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Posted from Norfolk, with the occasional aid of Google. And, BTW, GPs around here aren't allowed to write NFN on anyone's notes any more. I know; I'm only here because my wife's a GP.

PPS

South-west Norfolk has to be one of the most depressing dumps on the planet. A university-educated cosmopolitan shagger might do Swaffham a bit of good.

Windows 7 busts the 3 per cent share barrier

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Sanity check...

3.5% of *what*? The W7 launch was 13 days ago; it's completely inconceivable that it could already have 3.5% market share. What is the "market"? 2 billion PCs? So MS has already sold *70 million* copies of W7? And how many corporates have already installed W7 - exactly none? This has got to be bollox.

@Hedley Phillips: get a grip. I got a Compaq box from PCW 2 or 3 years ago, when Vista had just come out. I belatedly realised that it was little better than a doorstop, and then spent a week arguing with some spotty yoof in the local store, who insisted that Vista was the best thing since sliced bread, it was fantastic, and no, I couldn't have a downgrade to XP. The pile of sh*** is still sat there, it won't update to SP1, and I can't be arsed to re-install Vista. If any store ever deserved to go bust, it's PCW.

Linux: Ok, no-one in their right mind would use it as a desktop system. On the other hand, I've got 2 real and 10 virtualised Linux boxes sitting behind an X server running on my single XP box, and only the XP box ever sees the internet.

Brit space agency to probe 'crackpot' antigravity device

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@Ross7

The perpendicular/angle/Pythagoras thingy is tricky. To do it properly, you have to solve for the geometry of the waveguide, knowing the trajectories of the photons.

There is one limiting case where it's obvious that the geometry isn't important. In this case, the photon emitter is a flat surface in the Y axis, towards the large end (left) of the waveguide. It blasts photons out to the left and right, along the X axis. Most of the ones travelling to the right hit the sloping wall of the waveguide. In this case, there is no Y component to the photon momentum, all the momentum goes along the X axis, and there's no net left/right force.

Anything else is much more complicated. To solve these cases for a conical waveguide, you would define an annular ring in the Y axis, where the edge of the ring has height dy, calculate the force along the X axis against this dy ring, and integrate along the length of the cone. The fundamental insight here is that we use the same dy anywhere along the length of the cone.

Since dy is the same for all our rings, dx must vary depending on the precise geometry of the cone at that point on the X axis. In other words, we have a little triangle, with photons entering along the hypotenuse, and we need to calculate the force normal to the dy side (along X). You're right that Pythagoras says that only a proportion of the force goes to the right, but the insight is that the hypotenuse is longer than dy, so more photons than 'necessary' enter the triangle, and it all balances out when you take the X component of these extra photons. This isn't obvious, but consider the simple case where dx and dy are the same (the wall is 45 degrees at this point), and the photons enter perpendicular to the hypotenuse. In this simple case, all the root 2's cancel, and it's exactly the same as "viewing either end in 2D" as you put it.

Ok, a general proof is impossible because it depends on the location and geometry of the photon source, the geometry of the waveguide, extra reflections, and so on. In any event, this is the wrong way to do it - the right way is to solve for the fields inside the waveguide, and find the forces at the boundaries.

Shawyer hasn't done any of this. He didn't attempt any particle-like force calculations along the sloping walls, and he didn't attempt to solve for the fields, so his force calculations are incorrect. In any event, it's unnecessary to solve anything if you accept that the waveguide is a closed system. All the actions and reactions inside balance out, so there's no net movement. He glosses over this bit by saying that Special Relativity "implies" that the system isn't closed, without stating in what way it isn't closed. He has to demonstrate that there's a matter or energy transfer in or out of the waveguide to make it an open system, and he completely omits to say what this transfer is. And, of course, he only invokes special relativity *after* his derivation of the net force imbalance; he can hardly use it to justify his result.

> I still struggle to understand how photons that are reflected and retain the same

> energy content can produce any thrust - you're creating energy. However, that's

> probably why nobody pays me to do physics :)

There is a general conception that photons only transfer energy in an absorption process (and not in reflection or transmission). I don't understand where this comes from - maybe a pre-quantum view? When a photon strikes a surface and transfers momentum via radiation pressure, momentum is conserved, but this doesn't mean that there's no energy transfer. If the surface it strikes is free to move (a solar sail, for example) it takes on twice the momentum of the photon, and must therefore take some of its energy. The photon reflects with a longer wavelength to take account of the lost energy. In this case, the waveguide doesn't move, but some energy will be transferred to the waveguide surface, and the photon will again lose energy.

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Costella's not so smart either...

I think 3 people have already mentioned Costella. Unfortunately, Costella manages to be all of patronising, irritiating, and wrong. He says that Shawyer ignores forces perpendicular to the wall. That's not actually the error here - Shawyer is free to decompose the force any way he wants, as long as he does it on 2 perpendicular axes, and he chooses the x and y axes. The problem is actually that he ignores the x contribution along the tapering section of the waveguide. He assumes that all the (lateral, x-axis) forces are derived from the thrust on the two end plates; he ignores the fact that the radiation impacting on the narrowing waveguide also gives a lateral thrust to the right. In short, the two endplates are effectively the same size, so no thrust. It's no more complicated than that.

Which leads me on to Costella's second oversight. He thinks that Shawyer brings in relativity "if only because he can't avoid it for a particle that moves at the speed of light". Not quite; Shawyer has a much more important reason. He knows that his result makes no sense for a closed system, and he has to get around this problem somehow. Look at Shawyer's figure 2.1 - it's obvious that in this *open* system excess photons leave to the right, so there's a net thrust to the left. Shawyer knows that his closed waveguide doesn't look like this, so how does he get around the problem? If it's a closed system, it won't move, period.

Shawyer has a simple rationalisation. He says that his *closed* waveguide is actually an *open* system *because* of relativity. However, this is just plain wrong; search for the four occurrences of the word 'open' in his theory paper. He says "Relativity theory implies that the electromagnetic wave and the waveguide assembly form an open system", and "The second effect is that as the beam velocities are not directly dependent on any velocity of the waveguide, the beam and waveguide form an open system", and so on. He doesn't justify this in any way, and I'm afraid that it's just wrong. The relativistic stuff (pages 7-14) is irrelevant. He constructs an imaginary system in which an object generates a force to move itself, and shows that, in the frame of reference of a "stationary" observer, this force reduces to zero as the speed of the object approaches the speed of light. That's basically just a statement of the obvious. This, by the way, is why Shawyer says that this apparatus becomes less efficient as it gets faster.

Which brings me on to Smart awards. Shawyer funded this on a Smart award, and Costella gets hot under the collar about this. Smart awards are meant to fund off-the-wall stuff; I can't complain, as I've had one myself. However, this case does show (some of) the failings of the system. The DTI is (was?) meant to get a sanity check on applications before giving away money. This would never have got through any competent sanity check; any Physics undergrad should have spotted these problems in 10 minutes.

Original "theory paper": www.newscientist.com/data/images/ns/av/shawyertheory.pdf

Costella's response: http://www.assassinationscience.com/johncostella/shawyerfraud.pdf

IBM Linux chief: Chasing desktop Windows a 'dead-end'

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Dead end? ...you bet.

I do all my code development on Centos 4, which is a pretty recent Red Hat clone. I occasionally do some web browsing on Firefox. Problem: Firefox 3 is not supported on Centos 4, so I'm stuck with the obsolete Firefox 2.

Back in Windoze world. I ran W2K until a couple of months ago, and have only recently switched to XP. Installing Firefox 3(.5) on W2K was absolutely trivial, and it ran perfectly.

Here's the reality check: W2K is 9 years old; it's older than Red Hat 7, which I used to run in 2001. RH has gone through versions 8, 9, and RHEL 1 through 5 since then. Each version was, I think, supposed to have a 5 year support lifetime, but even RHEL 4 is now obsolete and no longer supported.

I've been waiting 20 years for a usable desktop Unix distro, and it's never happened. There's not even a usable replacement for Windows Explorer; if you can't get that right, what on earth *can* you get right? The reasons are obvious, but you can't point them out without getting a kicking from the freetards.

'Sonic boom' golf club may 'damage hearing'

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Health warning: reading newspapers can be dangerous

Oh dear.

This article appeared in the Christmas edition of the BMJ, along with other seasonal fayre, such as the usage of Coca-Cola vaginal douches for birth control, and a systematic review of the efficacy of Frankincense.

I'm afraid that it's not a "provocative (albeit suspiciously anecdotal) study". It runs to 1.5 pages, and describes the findings of tinnitus in one patient, which it appeared may have been linked to his golfing. The term "sonic boom" appears once, and is a quote from another golfer, found on the internet. Oddly, the rags decided to use the term "sonic boom" rather than "unusual clanking sound", another quote from the Internet. The authors then got a pro to hit a total of 36 shots on 12 different drivers, and measured the sound produced. They conclude by saying "The study presents anecdotal evidence that caution should be exercised by golfers who play regularly with thin faced titanium drivers to avoid damage to their hearing". End of story.

Except, of course, that it seems to have been reported by various newspapers, including the Daily Mail. "NHS Choices" (what on earth is that?!) also reads the Daily Mail, and saw fit to comment on the Mail's story. The comment is as long as the article and is, to be frank, bollox. It talks about "low level evidence", and says "There was no statistical comparison between the noise generated when using steel drivers compared to titanium ones". There were *3* measurements for each of the 12 drivers, with all 3 shown by pretty pictures of golf balls on a graph - what sort of statistical analysis, exactly, is NHS Choices suggesting should have been carried out?

The real story here is that you shouldn't believe what you read in the papers, and someone at NHS Choices is spending taxpayer's money to write 1014 words where 20 would have done the job better. What a surprise.

China rattles sabre at Google

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Does someone at Google have a sense of humour?

Fantastic. The Chinese think that Google's content is vulgar and damages public morality. Google scans the article, and decides to present us with an advertisement for...

a dating website, with 3,810 photographs of Chinese babes, intent on fornicating with Westerners and relieving them of their hard-earned cash. You couldn't make it up.

NHS IT: what went wrong, what will go wrong

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What's the point of this £12B cock-up? I've read lots of articles and lots of commentary, but no-one seems to have stated the obvious. The point, and the only point, is to screw GPs. When the record is centralised, the GP loses control. In principle, anyone can then provide primary care - a telephone operator in Bangalore, a nurse on NHS direct, a Ukrainian immigrant working in a government polyclinic. There are various other theories on what the database is actually for, but none of them stand up to a couple of minutes scrutiny.

To the pointless Orwellian functionary in Whitehall, this is a Good Thing. The stated agenda is Patient Choice, and they're getting more of it. With more Patient Choice, the gumment can force down the price of primary care. It also has the desirable effect of reducing the wages of a group of unaccountable, reactionary middle class intellectuals who won't toe the party line, and who have the temerity to think that 10 years of medical training somehow qualifies them to earn more than a politician whose only work experience is as leader of a labour council in Scunthorpe, and whose only financial acumen is the ability to triple their salary by lying on their expenses claims.

The extraordinary thing is, that primary care currently costs pretty much zero anyway. If memory serves correctly, the gumment currently pays about £220 per person per year for their GP services. That's for *everything*, including the pay of the receptionists, secretaries, cleaners, GPs, locums, and nurses. How can you possibly reduce that, short of outsourcing to Bangalore? No wonder the system is broken. Only a complete moron, or a Labour politician, could possibly think that the answer to this underfunding is to spend £12B on a computer system. Duh.

One more thing. How many of you have actually seen a real, unsanitised GP record? They're incomprehensible, and may well be useless after someone has transcribed them and put them on a database. They're notes and letters. They probably make sense to the GP who wrote them, and might make sense if they're read by a partner of the person who wrote them (another gumment 'innovation' - you don't have a personal doctor anymore; not enough 'Choice'). My wife occasionally leaves her records on the kitchen table, so I've seen a few; mainly of elderly ladies in nursing homes, who have no intention of moving to another practice, or being knocked down outside a hospital in Scunthorpe. Oh, and she works 52 hours/week, for 20K more than an entry-level labour MP, and 20K less than me, when I can be bothered to work.

No icon, since El Reg doesn't have one of a fat arse. Or a pig walking on its back legs. Got to do my VAT now, which I've been putting off all morning... :(

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