business opportunity missed
I think we are all missing the opportunity we have here. If these crazy clock making scientists can make mini-black holes, which I am assuming to be about the size of a mini-babybel, then there are many uses. Such as:
Human Race mistake eraser
* Suspend the mini-black hole over Bejing and suck up all the polution. Solved!
* Place a mini-black hole in each nuclear power station for safe and clean removal of nuclear waste. Solved!
* Land fill? Not any more, not with the handy "mini-black hole land fill reducer". Solved!
* Why waste money on lethal injections? Just pop the murdering rapist into the mini-black hole. Solved!
* You've seen CSI and have just murdered someone and are worried about evidence at the crime scene? You should be! etc etc etc.
Mini-black holes also have a domestic use such as:
* Place a mini-black hole in the bottom of your bin and simply throw everything away! No need to waste precious minutes of your life separating the recycling. Solved!
* Want to go out but cannot find a good babysitter? Simply suspend your children on a rope and pop them into the mini-black hole for a few hours while you go out and get wasted, then just pull the little beggars back in when you get home. Solved!
The first company to harnass this technology for the highest bidder will do well, in fact, I'm going on Dragon's Den with this idea.