What is this 'fat' everyone's talking about? Didn't the politically correct brigade make that word - and by association, the condition - obesolete? (See what I did there? Har har.)
Seriously, WTF? What the hell has happened to prisons? People used to be afraid of imprisonment, but now it seems more like a paid holiday.
The world is turning to crap because of criminals contorting human rights. "What about the victims??!" (little Timmy voice)
Burn the fat fuck, and all his lawyers along with him.