Posts by Mark

SOCA: Cons' consoles causing crime

Prison-crack

Yeah, but what will they *do* with all the gold and magic weapons when they get out of jail and have something else to do apart from sit in front of a computer all day?

Geeks whup Marine ass in Call Of Duty 5

Think of the possibilities...

Does this mean the next time a new Resident Evil comes out, we'll see gamers vs. real zombies?

Tiscali subscribers to be sold to Vodafone tomorrow: report

Well I for one welcome our new overlords...

Considering it took Travesti three months, two failures to turn up, a 'flat tyre' and a stroppy letter to Mary Turner to get them to replace my malfunctioning Homechoice box with a Tiscali box that looks suspiciously like an old Xbox and actually seems to work less well than the old box (line rate has drpped to under a meg, for a start), I can't really see how Vodafone could do any worse unless the managing director personally came round and sh@t through my letter box.

ISS toilet spares stowed and good to go

In Soviet spacecraft...

...you do not take the p1ss out of toilet, toilet takes the p1ss out of you.

Uncontacted rainforest tribe caught from the air

They can take our facepaint...

What's the betting one of them's sayin to the others - "It's that w*nker Mel Gibson again - kill him before he makes a sequel!"...