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Cyber vulnerability sweep picks up Royal Navy drones sending data to China

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Re: Expected

They didn't buy the camera from China, they bought it from a Canadian Company as part of an integrated turret:

https://www.currentcorp.com/products/night-navigator-3000-series/

It would be interesting to know which of the various components in there was actually phoning home, was it actually the camera or part of the control system?

Britain isn't considering datacenters' thirst for water in its 'AI superpower' ambitions

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Re: We are way behind on reservoir construction.

They don't really have a choice under UK law.

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Re: Riddle me this ..

Why would you own a car in Singapore?

Healthcare is excellent and is paid for via a mandatory medical savings account with the Government covering any shortfalls. Which all in all sounds like a better system than in the UK.

Minimum annual leave limits are like minimum wages, only an issue if you're not in a position to negotiate for better.

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Re: We are way behind on reservoir construction.

And I assume a similar law for all the councils that refused planning permission? Which was all the ones that were asked.

SkippyBing

Re: Riddle me this ..

Singapore and its 24% top tax rate says hi.

Voyager 2 cheats the power budget for another year

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Trollface

Call themselves engineers? It's exceeded its design life 12 times over, think of all the excess weight they could have lost!

Judgment day looms for UK's £8.35B Skynet military satellite comms upgrade

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It's weird how a civil service recruiting freeze has led to department-wide recruitment constraints. Who could have seen that coming...

Bend the beam like Beckham to defeat anti-jamming tech

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Re: Interesting

AESA radars definitely curve the beam, other wise the fixed arrays would only be good at detecting things in one direction. The multi-spectral low probability of detection shenanigans are an additional capability over the older phased array radars.

GOV.UK goes Dutch on payments as it dumps Stripe

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Re: Stripe is USAian

There's an outside chance we could successfully invade the Netherlands if they do bad things with our data?

UK to buy nuclear-capable F-35As that can't be refueled from RAF tankers

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Re: US has it's finger on the Kill Switch.

Did you not read the final paragraph of the article you linked to?

SkippyBing

Re: All part of Trumpf's trade deal with the UK

We are already buying F-35Bs, this is just swapping the model. Like asking BMW to change your order from a 330 to a 325. So no more money is going to the USA. In fact initially less becuase the F-35A is cheaper than the B. Servicing of engines etc. will be as for the rest of the fleet.

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Re: Snag

Fun fact, the Israeli Air Force* also use the Flying Boom method so are incompatible with the RAF's tankers. Which suggests Palestine Action should a) do more research and b) f*** off.

*And Iran too, or at least until their tankers got damaged recently.

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Re: Snag

It is almost always easier and quicker to build a capability in from the start though, rather than add it in after the aircraft has been delivered. Especially as you'd have to lose one of the hard worked fleet for x months while it's being converted.

SkippyBing

Re: Snag

Although from what I've read elsewhere it could well be cheaper and quicker to acquire boom equipped tankers rather than converting the existing ones.

SkippyBing

Re: US has it's finger on the Kill Switch.

No one has committed to buying 120+ F-35, there's an aspiration for 'up to' 138, but they're ordered in batches so it's entirely plausible the UK doesn't get more than 72, or even the 48 already ordered.

SkippyBing

And the Italian Navy, and soon the Japanese, with Spain and South Korea toying with the idea.

To answer your question as with all things Government and MOD is in year spending. Adding catapults and arrestor gear to the carrier would make them cost more than the Treasury were willing to pay in any one year during the decade they were being built. So instead the slighter greater costs of VSTOL have been spread over the purchase of 'up to' 130 F-35s over a longer period.

Britain's £6B armoured sickener Ajax cleared for duty despite injuring troops

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Re: Not just one cause

'Cameron cancelled the programme he also threw away the avionics that could and should have been fitted into an Airbus airframe'

Which is what they should have done in the first place. However doing it at the point Nimrod was cancelled would have meant another decade without a maritime patrol aircraft which just wasn't tenable.

UK's Ajax fighting vehicle arrives – years late and still sending crew to hospital

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Re: just today

It's built in Spain.

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Fairly sure that by declaring Ajax has achieved Initial Operating Capability the Army have alas accepted it.

US Navy scuttles Constellation frigate program for being too slow for tomorrow's threats

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Re: I changed it ...

'changing the locks on cabin doors (not even watertight doors), the design of chairs used in the combat information centre and even the specification of mattresses'

A lot of those changes will be to match what the rest of the fleet has as someone will have told them they need to minimise the number of lines of inventory to save money, without looking at the bigger picture.

Norway's £10B UK frigate deal could delay Royal Navy ships

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Re: diverted to the new customer

It depends what they're paying for. E.g. does the headline Norwegian price include a support package for x years where the RN one doesn't? Given the RN have already partly paid is it all in the same year currency, otherwise inflation plays a part in the headline figure.

SkippyBing

Re: No scheduling problem.

Exactly, the current build rate is basically determined by how much money the Treasury will allow the MOD to spend in any one year. Which does also tend to make the total cost higher but hey, what's a few billion between friends.

Wikimedia Foundation loses first court battle to swerve Online Safety Act regulation

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Re: This is bad.

'recently shown by the arrest of over 500 peaceful protesters whose only crime was to hold up hand-written signs protesting the genocide in Gaza.'

No, the crime was holding up a sign supporting a proscribed terrorist group. If they'd just held up signs protesting about Gaza there wouldn't have been a problem. But for some reason they wanted to be edgy.

Britain's billion-pound F-35s not quite ready for, well, anything

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Re: A Crazy Idea

You'll find the problem there is that the only democracy in the Middle East actually sells more military equipment to the UK than vice versa.

SkippyBing

Re: 5 years to get an existing missile operational?

A real cycnic would suggest Lockheed-Martin have a vested interest in not integrating foregin weapons systems on the F-35 when the US has its own equivalents to sell...

Trump teases 25% semiconductor tariffs that will go ‘substantially higher’

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Always worth remembering Trump is one of the few people to have bankrupted a casino. Mind you it was one he owned.

UK government insiders say AI datacenters may be a pricey white elephant

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This is the country that needs the Deputy Prime Minister to overturn refused planning permission for a data centre between the M25 and a sewage farm, on the grounds it would spoil the view. So I can see Angela being very busy if this goes ahead.

UK watchdog hints Voda-Three merger will likely pass

SkippyBing

Re: How about approval only if...

Because nationalised infrastructure in this country has a history of working so well...

Brit broadband subscribers caught between crappy connections and price hikes

SkippyBing

Re: Happy me

Same here, just without the one day outage. Actually have two potential FTTH providers where I live which made cancelling the more expensive copper only BT service a delight!

Quirky QWERTY killed a password in Paris

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Touch Typing for the Win

Many years ago I worked in tech support in France so long ago I think el Reg had only just started. I found it much easier to set the keyboard as QWERTY so I could still touch type rather than learn how to do it on an AZERTY one. With the bonus it drove anyone who tried using my machine mad.

This also helped many years later when a colleague tried to get revenge for some minor misdeed by moving by keys around. Took about a week before I noticed.

Time running out for crew of missing Titanic tourist submarine

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I have to assume they wanted to minimise/eliminate through hull openings. So the Bluetooth controller allowed them to communicate through hull to all the stuff bolted on the outside without having to seal a gland. They probably thought it was a genius move that the world's navies are idiots for not using...

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Re: So the sub has not been certified

I am idly wondering which legal jurisdiction any contract/waiver fell under? If they signed at sea would it be the state of registration of the ship, international waters in which case no jurisdiction, or have they explicitly stated on the paperwork it's considered to have been signed in a favourably lenient location?

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You don't want to open it at depth, you want to open it at the surface so you can breathe if you come up miles from the support vessel after an extended stay on the sea bed.

It’s official: Vodafone and Three to tie the knot in the UK

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Re: Coverage - Mast sharing

We can all make up fictional places with their own communications network. Like Australia.

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Re: Coverage - Mast sharing

I remember when we used to have only one comms network in the UK. So efficient you could often get a new phone in under six weeks if it wasn't too much trouble for them...

NASA to tear the wings off plane in the name of sustainability

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Hurel-Dubois HD.31

This is of course just ripping off the French designed and built Hurel-Dubois HD.31 family of aircraft. I'm fairly sure if they asked nicely there are some surviving examples NASA could get airworthy to allow Boeing to concentrate on unf**king the rest of their business.

About ducking time: Apple fixes up autocorrect in iOS 17

SkippyBing

So that explains why it's so bad. I thought it was me not being familiar with Apple devices when I typed messages on my other half's iPhone that made it such a painful experience.

You know Android auto-correct is pretty good and lets you use all kinds of swear words right?

First-known interstellar Solar System visitor 'Oumuamua a comet in disguise – research

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Alien

That's just what we want you to think Earthlings

Nothing to see here...

NASA wants a telescope on the far side of the Moon

SkippyBing

Re: Department of Energy?

But why? How does that relate to energy? It sounds like they're concerned with power production and infrastructure, or are they literally involved with energy at the fundamental level?

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Department of Energy?

I get why NASA are involved in this but could someone explain to this right pondian why the US Department of Energy have an interest?

Huge lithium discovery could end world shortages ... Oh, wait, it's in Iran

SkippyBing

Re: Doesn't really matter if it is in Iran

Exactly, it's like oil, there'll always be someone willing to buy it from you which will reduce demand on the other sources. You just may have to drop your price a bit.

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Re: Lithium is where you find it

To be fair Greta is now campaigning against a wind farm so it appears some of them at least are consistent in not wanting anything anywhere. Although it will make it harder for her to commute in a carbon fibre yacht...

UK space faces cash freeze unless watchdogs step up

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Re: Civil Service

They are also the only organisation I know that takes four weeks to mark multiple-choice exam papers, with a computer. Whereas at the time the German equivalent would tell you that day if you'd passed.

Or the time they told me they couldn't issue my licence because I hadn't crossed their palms with silver. Which was odd as I had a month old receipt saying I had...

NASA finds crashing spacecraft into asteroids is a viable defence strategy

SkippyBing

Re: From orbit?

As with all things space the answer is in fact Project Orion. I will not be taking questions at this time.

Who needs sailors? US Navy's latest robo-ship can run itself for 30 days

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Having been on a few warships I'd be impressed if they go 3 days without some sort of electrical or mechanical break down that needs human intervention, never-mind 30. Also although minimal crewing sounds like a great idea if you're on fire or flooding you want as many trained people as you can to throw at the problem to make it go away. See HMS Nottingham vs Australia in 2002.

NASA: Yup, thousand-pound meteorite exploded over Texas

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Re: How long?

I see you one CBS article and raise you The Jerusalem Post https://www.jpost.com/science/article-732223

Corgi-sized meteor as heavy as 4 baby elephants hit Texas - NASA

NASA, DARPA to go nuclear in hopes of putting boots on Mars

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Re: Project Orion

From the book on Project Orion by Dyson's son the estimate was 1 additional death, somewhere on Earth, per launch. For the time at least the 'bomb' designs were relatively clean in terms of fall out as I understand it, but a lot of the project is still classified as small lightweight nuclear propulsion systems may have other non-peaceful uses...

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Project Orion

Come on you cowards do it properly and make Freeman Dyson proud!

Lockheed Martin demos 50kW anti-aircraft frickin' laser beam

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No, but I think that would probably stop the small drone threat as well. Missiles and artillery shells not so much.

Uncle Sam greenlights first commercial nuclear small modular reactor design

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Re: Timing is everything

And on a windless cloudy winter day in the UK those renewable projects still won't be supplying power.