* Posts by Simon Hamp

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Tabloid girl's jubs freeze at -130°C

Simon Hamp
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Another great gaff by one of Britains finest old media institutions

yes -130C: you read it right... we could see temperatures drop to their lowest ever in recorded history this week as typos abound and suggestible readers don't use their noggins

IM represents 'new linguistic renaissance'

Simon Hamp
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yes it all started with pooh and tigger