* Posts by Paul

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Tesco causes couple condom catastrophe

Paul

@ AC - Desert Protection

Doesn't really work, if you get contacted and start putting rounds down things tend to get rather heated, and you end up with melted latex all over your bang stick.

Dust covers are issued, at least to Brit Forces who can then save the prophylactics for their proper use, that being comedy hats etc.

HP in talks to buy EDS

Paul

13.9 Billion

It just happened 5 mins ago as far as those who care are aware: http://www.eds.com/news/releases/4550/

$13.9 billion, should be amusing, I wonder how long they have been working on that one then?