* Posts by Steven

117 publicly visible posts • joined 7 May 2008

Mitsubishi eyes Middle Earth for 'early' electric car roll-out

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Hmmm....

Isn't that a Toyota Aygo???

Why on gods green earth (no pun intended) do all electric cars look like a pigs arse?

I'd love an electric, no chance of buying one until they look 'normal' though. Only decent 'lecky car about is the lightning, shame it costs more than than my house.

Skype ignores PayPal siphoning hijack scheme

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Doesn't suprise me one bit...

eBay & Co are awful for customer support and always blame the user.

My eBay account was hijacked and customer services basically said my password was too weak or I clicked a phishing email and that it must be my fault...

Not being funny but I delete any email from ebay because its always spam. Im behind a proxy server, hardware firewall and kapersky AV. I only use my account on my home machine, I have SSL encrypted email set to use plain text only, use different addresses for different things eg ebay@ paypal@ etc and my password at the time (now changed obviously) was R%£mw(n^8I9 How in gods green earth is that an easy to crack password eBay????

This whole thing with Skype sounds very similar, think eBay & Co need to stop blaming other people and take a serious look at their [lack of] security.

UK.gov loses 29 million personal records

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Got to love it when...

the story titled 'UK.gov loses 29 million personal records' is right next to 'UK.gov to spend hundreds of millions on snooping silo' :)

Cloud computing lets Feds read your email

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Black Helicopters

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and therefore you have "no expectation of privacy"

Got to love that statement, I'm sure it's one Gordo swears by (for everyone else but himself that is).

UK.gov to spend hundreds of millions on snooping silo

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For FK's Sake

Were in a bloody recession, ever thought about spending some of those billions helping the people out who elected you instead of wasting obscene amounts of money we don't have on absolute shite we don't want???

Thought not... I'll get my coat, it's the one with the union jack on the back if anyone can see it amongst the swastika's.

Sats blunder firm sacked

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Maybe this time...

...they'll learn a thing or two and give the contract to someone in this country. Outsourcing millions when the countries in an economic slump isn't exactly a genius idea now is it. Also goes to show that the cheapest is often far from the best.

BT slams bandwidth brakes on all subscribers

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Good Ridence

Well I switch to a new provider this Saturday and about bloody time. My 'upto' 8MB line has never had more than betwwen 2-3MB and downloading large files is painful. Gave their customer services an earful about Phorm and said goodbye for good :)

Thailand bans GTA after video game style murder

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Ladda Thangsupachai, director of Thailand's Cultural Surveillance Centre, jumped on the GTA style murder as an opportunity to criticise violent video games. “This time-bomb has already exploded and the situation could get worse.”

WTF exploded? One deranged kid in Thiland. Wonder how many inocent people have been killed in Iraq then? Yet joining the army and being given a gun is aparently a lot more socially acceptable???

Site guesses your sex via age-old web flaw

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Title

Likelihood of you being FEMALE is 50%

Likelihood of you being MALE is 50%

Looks like my security's doing it's job... either that or I'm a very confused little boy.

I'll get my sparkly purple leather coat then sall I...

Congress accuses American Phorm of 'beating consumers'

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Shut the doors...

Its a sad day when I have to set up my email with full SSL encryption and set up an offshore Netherlands proxy server just to protect my privacy.

"Please leave your privacy at the door as you enter..."

Amazon opens video on demand shop

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One word...

Buffering...

Prime Minister's email takes month off

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WTF...

Down for over a month for maintenence???

I could hand build a new exchange server, install all the software and set up a whole bunch of new email users over a weekend. What the hell can they be doing to take that long? Are they rebuilding the circuit boards by hand???

More government incompetence by the sounds...

eBay UK pimps users' privacy for targeted ads

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OMG...

Thanks for the heads up El Reg! Never got any email about this (just checked my email history). It would seem eBay decided they's opt me in without asking (there's a suprise)!

Opted out now, hate people doing what they like with my details in the name of 'advertising'. I use ad block anyway, but still prefer god only knows who not having my details. Thanks.

Rebellious BT computers refuse to take orders

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Hmm...

This might explain why the 'were unable to provide me with a MAC code at this time', with no more explanation than that at the weekend...

US retailers start pushing $20 Ubuntu

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Ubuntu Vs Vista = No Comparison.

OK I have a dual boot with Vista and Ubuntu 8.04. Only installed Linux recently, but must say it is far better than Vista.

Cost:

Ubuntu 8.04 64bit = Free (I downloaded it)

Vista Ultimate 64bit = £150 (OEM Copy)

Performance:

Ubuntu = Hard drives always silent, machine always responsive

Vista = Hard drives churn constantly, often very unresponsive

Security... Do I really have to go on...

I run an overclocked quad core with an overclocked 8800 Ultra and 8GB of overclocked RAM before anyone says "well maybe Vista slow because your system cant handle it". Besides what kind of argument is that? ANY machine even really old ones run well on Linux.

Blears pitches prize draws and online polls at young votes

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Hmm...

"Amongst the ideas being pitched to make it cool to vote, are "schemes which recognise people who have turned out on polling day, for example every voter getting an ‘I’ve Voted’ sticker at the ballot box"."

So thats a sticker that may as well say beat me up I'm a nerd. The government REALLY don't understand playground mentality. As soon as the government say they are going to make something 'cool' I cringe.

Jacqui Smith kick-starts yoof ID debate site, site kick stops

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HAHA

That forum is bloody hilarious. The only positive views for ID cards are one by the guy hosting the site (i.e. being paid by the government) and a moderator (probably another government paid lacky.

So funny how they say the system will be great with no explanation as to why and then get shot down by everyone else who's registered! Lol

Sign up and help put a stop to this madness!!!

NXP sues to silence Oyster researchers

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Got to love the government...

Whats their reaction to a security breach found in their travel card scheme?

1. Fix the problem and deploy a patch?

2. Come up with a better system?

3. Ask people to brush it under the carpet/bury head in sand?

Got to love it. I'm sure if someone of less moral character than a local university had 'cracked' the system, they wouldn't be willing to just hide it under the carpet. The government should give those guys at the uni a medal for finding a vuln before it was misused by nogooders and look to patch it ASAP.

Vodafone prevails in £2bn UK tax spat

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This is what happens...

...when you hand your powers over to someone else. Not such a great idea now is it Gordo.

Government waves cutlass at IT budget

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Linux

The Easy 3 Step Plan

1. Drop ID cards (probably the 50% saved straight away).

2. Go open source (more secure and probably save millions).

3. Job done.

Firefox 3 makes up world record to set world record

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Great Publicity For Open Source

I think a lot of people are missing the point. The whole thing was a publicity stunt, and it certainly worked.

IMO any publicity for the open source community is good, so well done Mozilla.

(Using FF3 although didn't download on 'Download Day').

Virgin warns 800 punters for file-sharing

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RE: Disconnect them

Here, here...

79p from iTunes it ain't going to break the bank freetards. And if more people downloaded legally maybe the price would come down a bit more.

Tiwi spies on your children, so you don't have to

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RE: Hasn't this sort of thing already been banned under EU Human Rights for use over here?

Hopefully. God I feel for kids these days, I was nervous enough when I first started driving on my own many a moon ago. I'd have been a wreck knowing my parents were monitoring my every move.

T-Mobile not alone in spinning price hikes

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OMG

"This is, of course, bollocks".

Just spat my tea out all over my desk! Clasic.

Commercial iPlayer faces anti-trust shakedown

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Frankly...

I'd love a monopoly on TV. That way I wouldn't have to pay for Sky + Virgin + Setanta + TV license just to watch the sodding football. One high monthly payment of say £50 is a damn site cheaper than 4 cheap subscriptions + 2 lots of equipment + 2 lot of installation charges...

And god help me if I want to watch it in HD with extra euipment/subscription charges + freesat equipment too for ITV HD.

Gordo's DNA database claims branded 'ridiculous'

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Well...

They have my DNA too unfortunately. They took it after an incident where some chavs decided to give my car a good kickin' and then say I ran them over (how I managed that whilst parked up and in the local shop is beyond me). The police made me give my DNA which I quite happily obliged to as a good citizen thinking the whole thing would just get dropped and my DNA later deleted. No such luck, the whole thing ended up going to court and I had to get a solicitor who told me that I shouldn't have give my DNA and that under the circumstance at the time the police were 'breaking the law' by taking it. I then found out that even though I was later found innocent, the DNA that the police illegally took would get kept forever and there was nothing I could do about it. Don't you just love the fact the the police seem to be able to break the very law they're meant to uphold? I'll just be waiting for a knock on my door from the local rozz trying to fit me up because I used some random public toilet three weeks before something happened there...

Asda declares baby's arse 'pornographic'

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Hmm...

They have a no nudity cake policy...

Don't the sell a cake shaped like a pair of boobs? The busty boob cake I believe its called :)

Facebook takes a break

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Several Register readers mailed to tell us of the problem...

Com on own up, who was it. We won't throw rotten fruit at you honest :)

Germany, Spain and Belgium get free mobile calls

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God help us all...

if this catches on. I get enough spam in my email, I really don't need it on my phone as well. The idea of people actually signing up to get spammed 24/7 is crazy, never mind having to give them your personal details to do it...because evrybody gives their personal details away to spam emailers...

Ex-Logica boss to teach UK.gov how to identify crap IT

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Maybe...

he can point out what a huge waste of the IT budget ID cards are...

Post Office aims to collect ID card fingerprints?

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Two F'ups Don't Make A Right

Oh great the government AND The Post Office. Gee my data's bound to be safe now...

The day the post office takes my fingerprints for the governments databases is the day I leave the UK for good.

Yahoo! Messenger! Trojan! false alarm!

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Kaspersky

"Kaspersky's designation of software as infected by a low-risk virus"

Good old Kaspersky, everytime I update my audio driver it seems to think I have a trojan.

Boffins: Roadrunner hypercomputer could drive a car

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Wow

"a new computing performance record of 1.144 petaflop/s"

Wow maybe this thing could run Crysis with all the settings on full.

Although if I'm going to bow down to our new robot overlords it's going to need a more menacing name than 'roadrunner', skynet would be ashamed!

Swedish authorities pull plug on female Elvis

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IT Angle

What the F?

"It is the National Tax Board's view".

??? What the hell kind of say should the tax board have in naming your own child??? Yeah its a stupid name, but surely it should be up to you whatever you want to call your kids?

Ofcom asks ISPs nicely to stop mis-selling broadband on speed

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Well it's a start...

Glad SOMETHING is finally being done about the problem.

Now just to get rid of the dreaded "up to" and we're half way there.

Windows XP given additional resuscitation

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Damn...

I was hoping to see XP get the boot soon.

Not because I'm anti MS, but because I'm pro Vista!

I've been using Vista for almost a year now with no problems (and I use my computer a LOT). Infact I had more problems with XP, especially in its infancy. Everyone seems to forget how when XP was released it was slated, but now it's suddenly all things wonderful.

The sooner they axe XP and people move to Vista and actually USE it before slating it the better IMO.

Brits get iTunes movie downloads, rentals

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Hmm...

Was looking forward to the iTunes movie downloads, but it seems once again us Brits are paying way more than the Americans...

£11 for a film that will take a fair few hours to download when I can go the the Supermarket in 10 minutes get the film about the same price and get all the box/packaging etc. No brainier.

If the price drops to be more in line with American users, I definitely use it.

100,000 sign for BT Fon wi-fi love-in

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BT FON Stealth Tactics

The only reason BT FON even has so many users is the way the deploy it.

My dad has it and didn't even know. Basically a guy from BT phoned him and said he could have a free wireless router upgrade and £1 a month off his broadband. My dad obviously thought it was a good deal as he didn't even have to extend his contract. It was only when I looked into it that I found the new router was automatically set up to use BT FON, something they never even bothered to tell him about.

Between that and Phorm I've lost all respect for BT. I used to always recommend them to friends and family for broadband, but not anymore!

Heathrow T5 security tackles Transformers t-shirt threat

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PC Gone Mad

How utterly f'in stupid. Who on Earth would be offended by one of the greatest 80's cartoons ever made! What's the bet they waved through the guy behind him with the real rocket launcher...

Old Windows exploits dominate hack attack traffic

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@ AC

"Then look at the prices and sizes of backup devices and media.

A PC needs more than a recovery partition, especially if its OS is Windoze"

Erm just buy another 200GB drive for backup???

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Old Windows "XP" exploits dominate hack attack traffic.

Shouldn't that read:

'Old Windows "XP" exploits dominate hack attack traffic'

As patched vulnerabilities from XP in theory wouldn't be present in Vista...

Don't start the Mac and Linux boys on another were more secure than you rant.

Old OS's that people don't bother to update deserve to get targeted IMO they may as well paint a target on their backs.

Uncontacted rainforest tribe caught from the air

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Is it just me...

Or does that look like a screenshot from Diablo II?

Phorm opponents to picket BT shareholders

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Glad my BT contract ends next month.

Saves me having to pay to cancel early if they don't drop Phorm on its arse.

Heaviest Virgin Media downloaders face new daytime go-slow

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Hmm

Well I was either going to Virgin or BE next month why my broadband contract expires so I guess it will be BE.

Not that I'm really likely to use that much, but hey just the thought of having my line throttled makes me shudder.

FIPR slams central communications database

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This government won't be happy until they have each of us nicely tagged and barcoded and cameras in each of our homes.

The terrorists have clearly won.

DVLA, Tiscali, Barclays rake in phoneline cash

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Yeah Right...

"Companies claim it's up to customers if they want to call them".

Oh look British Gas have overcharged me £300 on my electricity bill, like you'd have a choice but to phone them...

Tories would have to compensate ID vendors

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Scrap them sooner rather than later.

Sure people would rather pay a one of fee of say £50 each to have the scheme scrapped rather than pay £100+ to be tagged like an animal. I won't vote for any party who plans to keep the ID card scheme running.

UK gov waves white flag on secret lobbying ruling

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Hmmm

"It also recognised that is in the public interest for the more sensitive information to be withheld".

So they basically reserve the right to withheld anything they see fit...

Government announces shortlist for ID card contracts

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Welcome to Hitlers Wet Dream...

Oh no wait this is 'Great' Britain...

Reg readers split on Vista readiness

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Here Here

I run Vista SP1 at home, it runs beautifully and would love to deploy it at work. As long as its deployed right and properly (on hardware capable of running it), I really cant see any major problems.

Just deployed AutoCAD 2009 with its new Vista 'look' and instantly people started complaining... yet a day or two later after they bothered to actually try it, we've had a lot of positive feedback and changed opinions. I think people are just scared of change sometimes.