* Posts by Paul Johnston

363 posts • joined 13 Apr 2007

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About half of Python libraries in PyPI may have security issues, boffins say

Paul Johnston
Joke

Well at least I'm secure

No mention of anything amiss in CTAN

The coming of Wi-Fi 6 does not mean it's time to ditch your cabled LAN. Here's why

Paul Johnston
FAIL

WiFi it's the future honest!

New plan at work, wired out, wireless in.

So see which wired sockets have not been used for a year and then disable them.

Then reduce the switch capacity to cope with the reduced demand.

Oh yes we have been on lockdown, and peoples sockets will not have been on for a year if they turned their kit off before they evacuated the buildings, but it will save us money honest.

This one could be fun when people return to work.

Western Approaches Museum: WRENs, wargames, and victory in the Atlantic

Paul Johnston
Pint

Well worth a visit

Interested people may want to read "A Game of Birds and Wolves" by Simon Parkin to get a fuller picture.

As an aside I playfully complained whilst there that they were offering discount to present and ex members of the armed forces but not present and ex merchant navy people.

They said they would look into it, so if you are serving or former MN suggest you bring your discharge book. (let the jokes commence)

How hot is it right now? 'Water park catching fire and burning down' hot

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Danger Mouse

Does anyone else think the logo in the video should have been credited to Cosgrave and Hall?

Just a thought.

Up to £80m on the table in University of Nottingham's search for service provider to lace together IT support

Paul Johnston

Good luck!

You are going to need it!

We don't know why it's there, we don't know what it does – all we know is that the button makes everything OK again

Paul Johnston
Pint

Re: The knob......

Video rental membership card!

Old school, have a beer to watch your video with.

Computer security world in mourning over death of Dan Kaminsky, aged 42

Paul Johnston
Pint

RIP

One of the good guys!

Canonical releases Ubuntu on Windows Preview with early builds, new tools for the brave

Paul Johnston
Alert

Re: Strange People

Sometimes they need an application which is only available on Linux

Staff and students at Victoria University of Wellington learn the most important lesson of all: Keep your files backed up

Paul Johnston

Re: The only things

Er more than you would believe!

Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's just a very unhappy Windows installation

Paul Johnston

Previously

I saw that same screen with a python library error.

Tata Consultancy Services wins £4m deal to carry out Oracle 'reimplementation' for University of Manchester

Paul Johnston
Joke

Lets see how it goes

Sure I'll be able to report on a successful implementation!

Lay down your souls to the gods of rock 'n' roll: Conspiracy theorists' 5G 'vaccine' chip schematic is actually for a guitar pedal

Paul Johnston

Re: Ha ha ha.... but it's not funny

Please correct me if I am wrong but unless the vaccine gives sterilizing immunity people will still be able to be infected by the virus if they have been vaccinated. They themselves may not go on to develop serious health issues but will be able to pass it on. I was under the impression that the testing of the vaccine only shows people who get it are less liable to fall seriously ill but does not show they cannot pass it on.

CentOS project changes focus, no more rebuild of Red Hat Enterprise Linux – you'll have to flow with the Stream

Paul Johnston
Joke

Re: Looks like Debian ...

Did not finish oh how true.

FOSS developer survey: Mostly male, employed... and many don't care about 'soul-withering chore' of security

Paul Johnston
Meh

What surprises me is...

Security comes lower than writing the documentation.

Just saying!

All it took was a global pandemic confining millions to their homes to remind businesses how much they appreciate the IT crowd

Paul Johnston

RE: putting people on Office 365

You forgot the bit where after doing that the e-mail team is "let go" as we don't need them.

'I'm telling you, I haven't got an iPad!' – Sent from my iPad

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How to spot a lie

A couple of decades ago I had just started a job at Uni, running all the Unix stuff, workstations DNS server, NIS NFS, Mail,the whole shebang!

I was invited to go to the pub on Friday night early on and one night late on the tales of who did what to whom and who got caught started! As the newbie I just sat and listened.

First thing Monday morning I got a mail from the head of school, who wasn't one of the drinkers to the effect I shouldn't spread rumours and that doing so might end up bad for me at this time I was still under probation. Never one to sit and consider the options I went straight to his office and pointed out I wasn't the one saying anything as I had only been there a few weeks and all this stuff predated me so he should look to others as the issue.

Typical senior prof, ummed and ahed and said he wasn't picking on me and had actually sent it to all staff involved.

Nipping back to the office looking at the mail server I saw (without looking at anyone's mail I hasten to add) the modification stamp on my mailbox file was when the prof had sent the mail to me and no one else in the pub gang had been modified at the same time. (I always got in early Monday just to check before start of play).

Later spoke to people and they said no they hadn't received a mail about conduct off premises outside work hours about stuff which it was nothing to do with the boss!

Welcome to academia!

Venerable text editor GNU Nano reaches version 5.0 and adds the modern frippery that is scrollbars

Paul Johnston

Cult?

Nano is not cult.

Now vi v emacs let battle commence!

UK's Co-operative Group to centralise IT teams across various divisions, warns redundancies 'inevitable'

Paul Johnston
FAIL

Looking for a CIO

Is Gerry Pennell available?

Drupal drops first big upgrade in five years and looks forward by looking backwards

Paul Johnston
Mushroom

Please no!

Thought I was finished with this nightmare.

When one open-source package riddled with vulns pulls in dozens of others, what's a dev to do?

Paul Johnston
Flame

What can you expect?

"The second step, however, isn't to triage across the org, but rather to start fixing issues. Teams who overspend energy triaging at the expense of fixing end up incurring greater risk.

When a very large proportion of the team are "managers" whose sole job it to push bits of paper around and try to look busy where is the incentive to actually fix something?

Here's a headline we never thought we'd write 20 years ago: Microsoft readies antivirus for Linux, Android

Paul Johnston
Joke

Whatever they do...

Cannot be worse than McAfee!

Microsoft emits a colourful Windows Terminal preview

Paul Johnston

Re: I'm getting old but..

Thanks, you know how recall gets as we become more "mature".

Paul Johnston

I'm getting old but..

There used to be something which allowed you to do that, it was some third party add-on if I remember.

Can any one put me out of my misery remind me what it was called?

Cheers

UK spending watchdog blasts £792m STEM school scheme over low student numbers, deficits, education quality

Paul Johnston

It's later than that

Not sure how typical Hull was but on leaving Junior School in 1975 there were three options excluding the fee paying "College". The comprehensives, the nautical school, (okay niche I know but it was Hull) and the technical school. I've tried to google it, sure it was called Reilly. Thought the whole point of having specialist academies was to allow this sort of focus. The school my daughter went to was supposed to be specialised in Business and the Performing Arts but was just a factory to get kids out with grades that kept OFSTED off their backs.

Paul Johnston
FAIL

Says it all doesn't it?

http://www.wiganutc.org/important-announcement/

http://www.wiganutc.org/

Rather sad IMHO

Briny liquid may be more common on Mars than once thought, unlikely to support life as we know it

Paul Johnston
Mushroom

Life is more tenacious than you would expect

There are very few places on earth where life hasn't arrived.

Selection happens when there is pressure to survive so there is no reason why anything on earth would evolve to live in an environment which doesn't exist on earth.

Without looking into Scientific papers you can get an idea at

https://blog.nationalgeographic.org/2013/08/02/5-extreme-life-forms-that-live-on-the-edge/

We will give them 212° Fahrenheit (1000° Celsius) is an unfortunate typo

Icon in homage to D. radiodurans

As coronavirus catches tech CEOs with their pants down, IBM's Ginni Rometty warns of IT's new role post-pandemic

Paul Johnston

Here is my guess

>>I'm going to modernise applications that my IT [department] perhaps weren't modern enough to change fast enough for me'.

So they will ask all the IT senior managers who will say "Oh not our fault look at our ancient staff, they are not agile enough".

Redundancies hit at the lower technical levels as we don't need them, only people who can manage a "Digital Transformation" will remain.

It all goes pear shaped. Senior IT management move on to their next positions and organisations are left with partially working systems (if they are lucky) and no one who can sort it.

As I say just a guess.

Move fast and break stuff, Windows Terminal style: Final update before release will nix your carefully crafted settings

Paul Johnston
Joke

Re: How about a poll?

Better still vote for your choice of number then multiply them all together and see who wins.

I'll start voting for 0

Python 2 bows out after epic transition. And there was much applause because you've all moved to version 3, right? Uh, right?

Paul Johnston

Re: why python ?

Critical mass is one of the main reasons I would say.

As more people use it and the library support grows you have to move with the times for better or worse.

For example if you want to use pymol you need python, end of story really.

In case you need more proof the world's gone mad: Behold, Apple's $699 Mac Pro wheels

Paul Johnston
Flame

Re Cycle Wheels

Sometimes I think cycling is the new Hi-Fi in the sense of "How Much?"

Linux fans thrown a bone in one Windows 10 build while Peppa Pig may fly if another is ready in time for this year

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Thumb Down

WSL1 versus WSL2

Anyone seriously had a look at WSL 2 recently.

I've been looking to see if it can replace having dual boot machines with Ubuntu 18_04 LTS and Win 10.

We have to run OpenFoam and it requires the sort of grunt Virtual Box is going to have issues with.

Also supporting Linux for people who have never heard of it but who need to use it for their PhDs is to say the least not fun.

So I have it installed and some simple benchmarks for simple file operations suggest WSL 2 is noticeably slower than WSL 1.

Facebook loses control of its own Twitter account in hacker attack – and more news

Paul Johnston
Joke

Rooooot

Yes good, but not as good as Sir Geoffrey

Wake me up before you go Go: Devs say they'll learn Google-backed lang next. Plus: Perl pays best, Java still in demand

Paul Johnston
Mushroom

Package management systems

You're seriously saying that the Python system is worse than having to use CPAN?

Hey Insiders! DTrace can now run riot in Windows 10, if you really want it to

Paul Johnston

Fun time

Time to start shouting at hard disks!

Linux in 2020: 27.8 million lines of code in the kernel, 1.3 million in systemd

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Oh yes Joerg Schilling

I'd successfully blanked that from my mind, thanks for bringing it back!

Attention! Very important science: Tapping a can of fizzy beer does... absolutely nothing

Paul Johnston
Pint

Sounds like a new chapter for

https://www.abebooks.co.uk/9780471624820/Clouds-Glass-Beer-Simple-Experiments-0471624829/plp

Internet Society's Vint 'father of the 'net' Cerf dodges dot-org sell-off during public Q&A

Paul Johnston
Happy

But don't you realise

Morals are good but there are beelions to be made here!

Watch tiny swimming magnetic robots suck up uranium in a droplet of radioactive wastewater

Paul Johnston
Black Helicopters

Biology beats Robotics

If you need loads get them to replicate!

https://phys.org/news/2015-06-scientists-bacterium-uranium-immobile.html

Tearoff of Nottingham: University to lose chunk of IT dept to outsourcing

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And this means

"the University will want to retain in-house expertise to provide strategy, leadership, governance, domain knowledge and data safeguards for IT services"

Management will keep their jobs technical staff will be shown the door.

Remember, remember, it's now called November: Windows 10 19H2 update has a name

Paul Johnston
Alert

Can anyone please explain to me ...

"normal servicing cadence"

Pardon?

The D in Systemd is for Directories: Poettering says his creation will phone /home in future

Paul Johnston
Joke

Re: re: Once desktop processing power became sufficient to crack the encryption

and Hull of course!

US government sues ex-IT guy for breaking his NDA (Yes, we mean Edward Snowden)

Paul Johnston
Joke

Purely hypothetically

If you wanted to give money to someone living in Russia would Facebooks version of a cryptocurrency be the way to go?

We're great, boasts Huawei in founder's Little Red Book – but isn't that a video game screenshot?

Paul Johnston
Black Helicopters

Cracking plane

If you want to see one I recommend the museum in Kirkenes

https://nordnorge.com/EN-ost-finnmark/?News=642

Quick question, what the Hull? City khazi is a top UK tourist destination

Paul Johnston
IT Angle

Not a patch on ...

Surely The Old King Billy toilets were the best.

Have a look at

https://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/news/history/urban-myths-truth-bizarre-hull-3140121

It's Black Hat and DEF CON in Vegas this week. And yup, you know what that means. Hotel room searches for guns

Paul Johnston
Flame

Drugs okay

Assume if your a high roller a huge stash of drugs is okay then?

Lancaster Uni data breach hits at least 12,500 wannabe students

Paul Johnston

Banner?

Does anyone know if they use Banner?

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2019/07/21/security_roundup_190719/

Guy is booted out of IT amid outsourcing, wipes databases, deletes emails... goes straight to jail for two-plus years

Paul Johnston
Joke

Fairly sure

No one at our places the the title "senior strategist handling information technology and marketing" would have the tech skills to do this!

Was this quake AI a little too artificial? Nature-published research accused of boosting accuracy by mixing training, testing data

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Thumb Down

Rather apt!

Reminds me of

To consult the statistician after an experiment is finished is often merely to ask him to conduct a post mortem examination. He can perhaps say what the experiment died of.

R.A. Fisher

Programmers' Question Time: Tiptoe through the tuples

Paul Johnston

Re: RIP Joe Armstrong

Me too just seen this

https://www.theguardian.com/education/2019/may/08/joe-armstrong-obituary

Can I get a RHEL yeah? Version 8 arrives at last as IBM given go-ahead to wolf down Red Hat

Paul Johnston
Happy

But when is there a Centos version 8

That's when my fun starts.

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