Posts by Scott Walker

Foldable sports plane gives Everyman a chance at crashing

And while trying to land. . .

I can see it now. Gerard Gadfly tries to beat me to the runway as I am trying to land my twin-engine biz jet at 130 knots. Just what I need: regular checks of my sphincter muscle.

Men could have kids with chimpanzees - gov must act

Other breeds as well?

Does he plan on forbidding liasons with other species as well? "There'll never be another Ewe". I'm sorry, I couldn't get that one out of my mind, especially thinking about Scotland.

OK, I'll get my coat. It's the asbestos one with the Kevlar lining.