Posts by Edwin

ServiceNow CEO says mergers and acquisitions are off the table – too messy

It seems he's learned something then ;)

Electron-to-joule conversion formulae? Cute. Welcome to the school of hard knocks

Re: Nortel clearly learnt from this...

Indeed, I managed a 51C that seemed indestructible.

I'm guessing the SDX was a predecessor of the 11C?

When ERP migrations go bad: Games Workshop says project issues are delaying refresh of 'dated' online store

Has anyone ever heard of an ERP migration...

...that finished on time, on budget and on scope?

AI caramba, those neural networks are power-hungry: Counting the environmental cost of artificial intelligence

The bigger processing power waste

is in cryptocurrency, where the processing load for mining is pure waste.

Wouldn't mind seeing that addressed, but I suspect most crypto miners don't care and it would presumably be impossible to regulate.

So the data centre's 'getting a little hot' – at 57°C, that's quite the understatement

Re: I once had to do something similar in a Skoda...

I once had a similar experience in sunny New Mexico in the late 80s or early 90s - a somewhat older vehicle was standing by the side of the highway showing clear signs of overheating. We stopped and offered assistance and showed them the trick of running the heater to help cool the engine.

They drove off happily, and we followed for a bit to make sure all was well. Sure enough, after a little while, they pulled over again. Turned out it was too hot in the car with the heater running (it was nearly 40 degrees outside), so they'd switched on the A/C, and a late 70s/early 80s A/C compressor represents a significant engine load...

Advised them to roll down the windows instead, which got them to the next exit.

Boston Dynamics spends months training its Atlas robots to perform one minute of parkour almost perfectly

Re: I, for one, welcome our new robotic overlords..

Agreed. Boston Dynamics is quite possibly the coolest company on the planet.

Magna Carta mayhem: Protesters lay siege to Edinburgh Castle, citing obscure Latin text that has never applied in Scotland

Another comedy of errors taken down...

't seems Janie's gone and removed the video. So much for my lunchtime entertainment...

Chocolate beer barred from sale after child mistakes it for chocolate milk

Re: Misreporting for clicks

Yeah, I'm hoping this doesn't represent a new trend in clickbaity headlines for El Reg. That would be a drop in standards.

A hotline to His Billness? Or a guard having a bit of a giggle?

Re: Hunt Groups

Indeed, and hunt groups don't all ring at once, but they 'hunt' from extension to extension if I remember my Nortel days correctly. It seems unlikely you'd set up your PBX hunt groups to hunt to extensions all over campus, if for no other reason than that the accounts department can't help you with a bug report and his billness can't help with a billing inquiry.

I'm not saying it's impossible, but it seems unlikely the PBX would be set up this way.

NTT slashes top execs’ pay as punishment for paying more than their share of $500-a-head meals with government officials

Japanese curry

I found Japanese curry to be one of the most interesting imports and exceptionally good value - to the point of finding out where to by the spice mixes after returning home :)

Can't beat okonomiyaki though :)

Linus Torvalds tells kernel list poster to 'SHUT THE HELL UP' for saying COVID-19 vaccines create 'new humanoid race'

Facebook

...and the reason I think El Reg should purge itself from Facebook is the (only) three comments below this story on that platform. Sadly they originate from a countryman of mine.

For those who don't know: Lange Frans is a washed-up has-been from the dutch rap scene. He's trying to make a name from himself (or return to the spotlight) as an 'influencer' by peddling consipiracy theories and other social mechanisms that seem to exist only to prove Darwin right.

Traffic lights, who needs 'em? Lucky Kentucky residents up in arms over first roundabout

Check out Freakonomics episode 454

There's one town in the US doing really well with roundabouts, and there's a fair bit of science supporting them as a good traffic management measure.

Salesman who helped land Veritas UK's 'largest ever' deal was lawfully docked £275k in commission, says judge

Renewal?

I believe it was a renewal, in which case the really tough sell (assuming your delivery is good) has already been done...

How not to apply for a new job: Apply for it on a job site

Re: LinkedOut.

I'll be the dissenting voice then :)

I quite like LinkedIn, but must confess that I'm more of a Dabbsian generalist than a hardcore specialist.

The term 'Facebook for suits' is perhaps pretty apt, but I wouldn't go so far as the OP who is - presumably - engaging in a bit of commentardism on the boss' dime as well.

Docking £500k commission from top SAS salesman was perfectly legal, rules judge

Typo aside

Assuming the bonus depends on both revenue and margin, customers will be able to get quite nice pricing in future as sales no longer cares about high margin beyond a certain contract size :)

So if you're a bigger customer for SAS, now is the time to renew :D

PSA: If you're still giving users admin rights, maybe try not doing that. Would've helped dampen 100+ Microsoft vulns last year – report

Re: Why do I need admin rights? Well, because of IT

Would you believe a large IT service company? The shoemaker's children and all that...

Re: Why do I need admin rights? Well, because of IT

In every company I've ever worked for, IT has wanted to position itself as a trusted partner for the business, rather than a service provider. And that's as it should be - otherwise (as a company) you're wasting the tremendous competence that exists in the IT unit. The ownership for the IT processes goes hand in hand with that, so IMNSVHO, my pain is very much IT's accountability.

Why do I need admin rights? Well, because of IT

The title says it all. I work in a company where admin rights were (recently-ish) withdrawn, but there's no software request or release process. So when I urgently needed a piece of software for a customer presentation, I wasted two days trying to work out how to get it installed on my workstation because - while every other process known to man was designed (badly) and published (better), the 'non-previously-approved software' process seems to not have been a prerequisite to withdrawing admin rights. And of course IT support is designed so that the poor sods on the helldesk are your only point of contact. Everyone with the ability to *do* something is heavily shielded from the coalface.

Two clichés, one headline: 'No good deed goes unpunished' and 'It's always DNS'

Can we please have a survey?

1) Nobody at my company would ever behave that way

2) Been on the receiving end of such bureacratically-inspired nonsense

3) Been on the receiving end of such bureacratically-inspired nonsensemore than once

4) I don't see the issue - change management is a sacred process and Sam should have been sacked

(anyone answering 1 and working at a company over 5000 people is a liar, and anyone answering 4 should be sacked but will probably hang on to their job long after the Sams of the world are sent packing)

Inflated figures and customers who were never there. Just another data migration then

which converts to

1000 new members per second, or 32 billion new members per year.

Further marketing wizardry will convert that to "we expect to have the entire global population signed up by the end of next quarter".

IBM repays millions to staff after messing up its own payroll

Re: Odd indeed

I've run into similar rules on company cars in Europe. Only one previous employer gave the option of taking a car or taking cash instead. All others were variations on the theme of 'take it or leave it' - in some cases not even offering public transport compensation (let alone a bicycle) as an alternative.

The holiday pay thing is also reasonably common in Europe - many countries will pay out an extra couple of weeks in summer and/or winter.

Funny, that: Handy script for wiping directories is capable of wreaking havoc beyond a miscreant's wildest dreams

There, but for the grace of God,

go I...

I got 99 problems, and all of them are your fault

Re: Rudest, Dumbest - same thing no?

That puts of in mind of the company I ran local support for in the late 90s... We had a number of cases where users called up after a tech support visit to complain that their files were gone or their email didn't work. A reboot usually fixed the problem, but it wasn't until someone complained that their password didn't work that the penny finally dropped.

As users didn't have admin rights, anything more complicated than a printer install required the support team to log into the machine using their own credentials. Best practice was to reboot the machine after the work was done and remove your own username from the login prompt before handing over to the user, but it turned out one of my team regularly skipped that last bit and left the machine logged in with his own credentials. We had more than one savvy user obtain admin rights that way, too...

Ever wonder how a pentest turns into felony charges? Coalfire duo explain Iowa courthouse arrest debacle

legislation??

Sounds like the contract was not very good and the testers blindly accepted a scope change without confirmation in writing.

Not to say the various officials weren't being deliberately disagreeable, but I think this is a case of less commercial naiveté and not more legislation...

IBM job ad calls for 12 years’ experience with Kubernetes – which is six years old

Re: Why wouldn't Tim Berners-Lee have 17 years experience designing websites?

I think I did my first commercial website around 1995 or 1996. If you do the math, the candidate was pretty young when they claimed to start building websites, they probably used notepad or hotdog to code the HTML and upload it to the ISP or perhaps used something like Geocities (founded 1994).

As to ignorance of Tim's existence - I'm not surprised, really. The early days of the web were pretty fragmented, so as long as you could find your way to the TUCOWS website, you could do a *lot* on the web without knowing anything about it.

It looks like you want a storage appliance for your data centre. Maybe you'd prefer a smart card reader?

Re: Tiger Direct?

Indeed. Once and never, ever again.

Real-time tragedy: Dumb deletion leaves librarian red-faced and fails to nix teenage kicks on the school network

Re: My uni had similar rules :)

Your comment doesn't conflict with the 'true admins are the banes...' comment.

A true admin differentiates between users that know what they're doing (and are therefore allowed to game) and users that don't (and are therefore not allowed to game).

To the uninitiated, that differentiation could be viewed as somewhat arbitrary, of course ;)

My uni had similar rules :)

Of course, there the admins were more knowledgeable, so they had a boot floppy that would wipe a disk and initiate a fresh install from the network. The process took about 20 seconds after boot to start and half an hour to complete. If you were caught gaming, they would lean over your shoulder, insert the floppy, hit 'reset', wait the 20 seconds or so and then reclaim the floppy.

In later years, the machines could be booted from the network and wiped without the benefit of a floppy.

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Re: Congratulations

Whaddyamean, lack of bandwidth? A pigeon can carry tons of data over reasonable distances quite quickly. Latency, OTOH...

well done

I seem to remember you've done this before though. Somewhere in the distant past?

A Notepad nightmare leaves sysadmin with something totally unprintable

Re: That triggered a memory...

Doh! Have sentenced myself to watch a four hour queue of Weird Al's Word Crimes for my sins. The first clip is already cued.

Re: That triggered a memory...

...of a usenet post I once read that went something like:

"I'm a computer nerd and do tech support for all my friends and family, but I've never installed Windows. How do you get Windows95 onto the hard disk if there's no operating system?"

Queue vast quantities of righteous derision - everyone has to learn sometime, but this particular user chose his words rather poorly...

(nb: this was before bootable CD-ROMs, when you had to make a bootable floppy with CD ROM drivers. Or install Win95 from floppy disks)

Remember the big IBM 360 mainframe rescue job? For now, Brexit has ballsed it up – big iron restorers

Containerise it?

Could you not pack it up in a couple of standard shipping containers?

Might cost a little more, but if you can load it into containers, then the shipping is a doddle and you no longer need a lift.

Be still, our drinking hearts: Help Reg name whisky beast conjured by Swedish distillers and AI blendbot

Sven Turing

Just to make it a little more Swedish

There's fraud, and then there's backdoor routers, fenced logins, malware, and bribing AT&T staff seven figures to unlock 2m phones

One of the few cases

where I'm cheerfully saying "ha ha" at both the "victim" and the perp. 'Cause they're all criminals.

This is not the cloud you're looking for.... Oracle's JEDI mind tricks work as Trump forces $10bn IT project to drop out of warp

here's the thing...

This review may actually be a really good thing, but Trump's narcissism, favouritism and amateurism means that I will forever suspect his motives on anything.

So if this review is a good thing, I'm chalking it up to dumb luck.

Legal bombs fall on TurboTax maker Intuit for 'hiding' free service from search engines

Re: A lot of commies in here

Says a lot about either your tax system or your populace if most people aren't competent to file their own taxes...

I've lived in a couple of countries where the guvmint published its own tax software (or filing website). Quick and painless and free for everyone.

Requiring commercial parties to help people pay their taxes is not compatible with good government (e.g. ensuring the public understands the laws that apply to them)

Premiere Pro bug ate my videos! Bloke sues Adobe after greedy 'clean cache' wipes files

Re: Biz math

Yes, to everyone who said that the RAID rebuild stresses the components yada yada. We're talking about a one-man shop here who didn't have the sense to back up his data. He doesn't need enterprise grade data protection.

The question, ultimately, is "what is good enough"? In my case, wat I have is 'good enough' and it's a damn sight better than what most people have :(

Re: Biz math

NAS is primary storage and should be at least RAID 5, so unless your disks all fail truly at once, your primary storage should remain intact. In my experience, disk failures within warranty are handled pretty well by the vendors, so you should be able to restore your redundancy within a week. If you're truly paranoid, add a hot spare. Mixing disk types in a RAID array is something I've always been advised against, though never tried.

Then - on top of the NAS - you need a backup, preferably off-site in case your home or office catches fire or is burgled. In my case, the backup is the "old" NAS disks repurposed to back up ONLY the truly critical data via a USB/SATA adapter.

Ex-Microsoft manager sues former coworkers and Windows giant over claims of sex assault, gender discrimination

Re: Interesting post-employment ban

It'd be interesting to know how that works exactly. I know other companies have a requirement that - if you want to come back - your previous manager has to approve your return. Sounds like Microsoft just formalised the process in case your previous manager leaves.

It's not a bad idea per se (I can think of more than one colleague I'd not want back) but of course - as is alleged here - it's subject to abuse.

Planet Computers straps proper phone to its next Psion scion, Cosmo

Re: I still have

Me too. I also have my 9300i (darker shade of grey, features WiFi) and my E90. My E7, sadly, was stolen.

The fax feature was super handy when receiving the daily summary of new houses on the market from estate agents in teh early 2000s.

First Boeing 777 (aged 24) makes its last flight – to a museum

Re: Feeling old yet?

Huge improvement over what? I hate the standard configuration of most triple 7s - just one long cabin front-to-back on teh -200s and a bulkhead or perhaps some lavatories breaking up teh endless tunnel on the -300s.

The 747 is infinitely preferable as a long-haul aircraft - more space, more visual variety, etc.

Phased out: IT architect plugs hole in clean-freak admin's wiring design

Ah... the bypass switch

Yes. It's a very satisfying and impressive switch to throw.

For years, I have looked for an excuse to install something equally impressive (possibly with arc extinguishers?) at home, but not having much luck...

Well, well, well. Crime does pay: Ransomware creeps let off with community service

Re: Actually, this seems proportionate

Not sure I agree. A year is disproportionate but six weeks of community service plus perhaps 30 days behind bars would seem more appropriate.

Another case...

...of legislation lagging behind reality. Sigh.

Oh - and "notoriously difficult language"? No. The guttural aspects may be a bit challenging for english speakers, but Dutch itself isn't so hard. I would agree that the idiomatic aspects can be quite challenging though. IIRC, Dutch is unique in that it has something like 5000 swearwords, the majority of which are biological (including a rich selection of disease-related phrases)

Boss helped sysadmin take down horrible client with swift kick to the nether regions

Hang on!

The very best Simon, but before you go, I believe you still owe some of us northern hemisphere MAMILS a Vulture Velo shirt!

Wearable hybrids prove the bloated smartwatch is one of Silly Valley's biggest mistakes

Smart as a feature?

I think the Ticwatch will work for people who really want to add a smart device to their wrist, but many people already have one - think devices like Suunto, Polar, Garmin and Fitbit. These are showing increasing signs of smartness, adding smart features (and better looks) to a device that is already very capable in terms of hardware capabilities (HR and GPS sensors, touch screens, etc).

No, seriously, why are you holding your phone like that?

Re: Talk like an Egyptian

Nokia 9x10 anyone?

Did I say Chinese jobs? I meant American jobs says new Trump Tweet

Re: Art of the Deal

The only reason Trump wants to drain the swamp (preferably at taxpayer expense) is so that he can build a golf resort there.

Prez Donald Trump to save manufacturing jobs … in China, at ZTE

Re: It looks weird but then it's El Reg reporting so...

Yes, Apple must be delighted to be out of El Reg's crosshairs :)