Posts by Sabine Miehlbradt

Wünderbra! German policewomen take 'Action Brassiere'

Why not all at once?

What if the German police do employ Werewolves, too? That makes for exactly 3 bras.

And it should be bulletproof bra, if that odd thing was a Babelfish translation of "kugelsicherer Büstenhalter".

@Mycho - Nope they are only certified for protection against stabbing weapons. For bullets we just hide behind our male colleagues conceit.

The SS crack was lame, nothing more..

Swedish customs pull Frenchman with two asses

An ass quote

Hood an ass with reverend purple

So you can hide his two ambitious ears

And he shall pass for a cathedral doctor

(Ben Jonson, Volpone Act 1, Scene 2)

Flirty texting could land Scots in jail for 10 years

Quite useful actually

Imagine some agency currently in Scotland has tapped the phone of the bad terrorist but the silly bugger does not talk about any thing terroristical.

Since you are the agency you cannot be wrong about the terrorist so all you do is have the listening agent be offended by what the bad terrorist says to his girlfriend or mates and you can bung him in the clink for 10 years.

Mission accomplished.

Firefox 3 Download Day falls flat on face

Lovely

But I need that effing Google sync - Godd***it. And it insists on installing over FF" even in advanced mode.

German government approves plod-spyware law

@AC - re Dieter Kaufmann

Well - many people think Dieter Kaufmann is a time-traveller from the future.

Sort of a self-fulfilling prophecy if he is.

Schäuble is definitely paranoid and belongs into a mental hospital very pronto.

A videogame that truly takes the p*ss

I see its use

to train you men to actually try to aim.

I bet a woman devised that method of input. Talk about human interfaces.

Now where can I buy one for my bathroom?

'Extreme porn' law could criminalise millions

The answer is obvious

We send all our porn collections to Parliament to get their opinion about whether it is still legal.

They won't get any work done for decades.

Mine's the one with the packs of dirty postcards in the pockets. 10 quid a dozen for you sir.