* Posts by John Kelly

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Prank callers crash Dublin Zoo phone system

John Kelly

skirting board ladder

I once worked on a building site where a newbie was sent for a skirting board ladder. He returned with a ladder for a bird cage - complete with receipt.

I also saw a guy refuse to go get a piano hinge.

We went down to the hardware shop with him and got the one.

Just when we got back on site, the boss said

Darn, I forgot the accordian lock ...