* Posts by cookieMonster

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Windows 11 24H2 rolls out to more devices – with a growing list of known issues

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Re: Why?

It’s not just co-pilot. I was battling the fucking Outlook infestation last weekend at my in-laws. Thought I finally killed it by stopping some services on the computer. Heard this evening that the “Try new outloook” icon has again replaced the default windows mail.

Going to visit them on Sunday, with a Linux Mint Bootable USB drive and solve the problem once and for all.

Wubuntu: The lovechild of Windows and Linux nobody asked for

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Re: 2D FLATTY FLATASS FLATSO look still there - **WHY**???

Welcome back Bob, missed ya.

Have a pint

Microsoft says premature patch could make Windows Recall forget how to work

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Slight error in that article

Here’s the fixed version

Then again, this is Windows, and being prepared to nuke a PC from orbit when something goes wrong is all part of the experience.

Eurocops take down 'secure' criminal chat system known as Matrix

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Re: Oops

Maybe the founders were the police?

Win a slice of XP cheese if you tell us where Microsoft should put Copilot next

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Of course, this is the reg after all

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Add it Cortana

and to Zune.

That’s where it’s going to end up, eventually!

Billionaire food app CEO wants you to pay for the privilege of working with him

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WTF?

What a dick head

So far up his own arse he risks turning into a singularity

Windows 95 setup was three programs in a trench coat, Microsoft vet reveals

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Re: "Progress, eh?"

Or missing

Sysadmin shock as Windows Server 2025 installs itself after update labeling error

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Ha ha ha ha ha

Jesus Christ, they get worse by the week.

Sincerest condolences to all you who have to deal with this shit, but look on the bright side….

As long as these IDIOTS continue to create “software”, you’ll have a job for sure.

Delta officially launches lawyers at $500M CrowdStrike problem

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Move fast and

Break things, not such a good idea after all

Fake reviewers face the wrath of Khan

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Re: What about deliberately hiding bad reviews ?

Honest? The internet???

Techie took five minutes to fix problem Adobe and Microsoft couldn't solve in two weeks

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wrong disks in the wrong box.

Guilty of that also. I did it ONCE.

Lesson learnt.

Hold my Pimms! Wimbledon turns to tech for line-ball calls

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Pint

Bravo, well “played”.

Have a Pimms (or a pint)

Copilot's crudeness has left Microsoft chasing Google, again

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Even as Microsoft disappoints with AI

Microsoft disappoints with EVERYTHING

Lebanon now hit with deadly walkie-talkie blasts as Israel declares ‘new phase’ of war

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Re: If I were a world leader or in the administration thereof. . .

That’s definitely doable. The CIA did exactly that to purchase Russian titanium for the SR-71

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Re: If I were a world leader or in the administration thereof. . .

I heard that the batteries were AAA or AA not lithium ion

Japan to put a small red Swedish house on the Moon

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Re: If Lester were still with us, El Reg would already have a whole Playmonaut village on the Moon

Upvote, and a pint for Lester.

I really miss his contributions to this site.

Transport for London confirms 5,000 users' bank data exposed, pulls large chunks of IT infra offline

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Re: 17 year old arrested for the hack?

Tried admin/admin anywhere he was asked for a username/password

Boeing's Calamity Capsule returns to Earth without a crew

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I gave you an upvote, and here’s a second one. Well played.

What is this computing industry anyway? The dawning era of 32-bit micros

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Re: BeOS

I loved it. Actually bought a BeBox, and only sold it 2 years ago.

The OS was great, and the one outstanding thing I really loved was the File System and the way you could add attributes to files and query it.

Was pretty upset when it went away. I’ve tried Haiku but it’s not something I could use on a daily basis.

Boom Supersonic takes baby steps toward breaking the sound barrier

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Re: rose tinted glasses

It sure was. I’m very happy I managed to get a small certified piece of one from Air France

NASA's NEOWISE asteroid spotter turned off for the final time

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Re: Meanwhile...

Don’t forget your towel

CrowdStrike hires outside security outfits to review troubled Falcon code

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Re: Consulatant Jackpot Time?

If this is a direct result of offshoring, then I’m very happy for them. I hope they loose everything.

NASA pops repair kit in the mail so astronauts can fix leaky ISS telescope

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Pint

Another book I never heard about, ordering it now. This is why I love the reg.

A pint for you sir and thanks.

Skype goes ad-free, which is unusual for Microsoft

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Re: Skype sucks

That’s not going to end well

Microsoft's Azure networking takes a worldwide tumble

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Re: "Share and enjoy!" – Sirius Cybernetics Corporation

Oh, I thought it was “bend over, we’re going to enjoy this”

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Re: This won't matter

Make hay while the sun shines

BOFH: Well, we did tell you to keep the BitLocker keys safe

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I heard Samsung have a “fix” for that

AI models face collapse if they overdose on their own output

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Re: overdose on their own output

Nailed it in one

CrowdStrike shares sink as global IT outage savages systems worldwide

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Re: run from the building screaming

You deserve a pint for that one

Porting the Windows 95 Start Menu to NT

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Re: unsullied by ads

“ Or is the machine infected with malware?”…..

Windows, same thing these days, no?

Stop installing that software – you may have just died

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Re: "What's the strangest reason you've been forced to stop work?"

Oh god, this exact thing. Flew across the Atlantic to help troubleshoot/fix a “mission critical” failure. Arrived on site, shown to a desk and they point blank refused to give me credentials to login to the system. Apparently “non nationals” were verboten, which was weird as us “non nationals” wrote the software & installed it. It got sorted out in two or three days. I whiled away the time visiting a beautiful city and sampling the many local beers, which I could expense.

Anonymous 'ask me anything' chat app NGL ordered to knock it off targeting kids

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WTF?

Utter fu€&ing scumbags

That is all

An arc welder in the datacenter: What could possibly go wrong?

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Re: Let's start a fight with the Welders

Upvote

I agree with the MIG comment, I absolutely loved TIG though. Like you I was ace with Oxy/Acet and I found TIG just the same, only a lot more smooth, less noice and just a pleasure to use.

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Re: Welding in a chemical plant

Yeah, guilty of that my self a couple of times. Set fire to my pants a few times as well, ahhh the memories of a care free youth and an apprenticeship.

Pint icon because you have to have a cool one after something like that.

Admin took out a call center – and almost their career – with a cut and paste error

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Finally an honest to goodness reason for its existence

No, an AI bot isn't running for mayor of Cheyenne, Wyoming

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Not as dumb as it sounds

My initial reaction was WTF, but a second or two after I realized where this is happening, and from having read countless articles here about politicians I’m of the opinion that it can’t be any worse, can it?

IT worker sued over ‘vengeful’ cyber harassment of policeman who issued a jaywalking ticket

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Re: Strange thing to do someone for

Don’t condone his actions at all. I was visiting a client in Boston in the 90’s, found a hotel about 500 meters from the office. Taxi from airport to hotel Sunday night. Walked to the office, I got about 50 meters up the street and was stopped by a cop. He told me I was jaywalking, there were no foot paths, I was on the verge beside the road. Did not get arrested, but was driven back to the hotel and told I either get a taxi or rent a car. Thankfully when I explained this to the receptionist she just told me to hang on a second while she went and got her car, she drove me to the office both days I was there and the client dropped me back.

Still can’t believe this actually happened to me.

Pint, cause I needed a few after the first day, and it’s Thursday now.

Manjaro 24 is Arch Linux for the rest of us

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Ah Liam,

You’re ruining my weekends with all these reviews. Now I have to come up with another excuse to ignore/delay doing stuff I was supposed to LAST weekend.

Have a pint, great weekend, and keep these articles coming.

With Asmi 24.04, Ubuntu's never looked so snappy (without the Snaps)

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There goes Sunday

Thanks Liam !!!

Beer icon because it’s Friday, and I’ve a new distro to play with over the weekend.

Destroying offshore wind farms is top priority for Trump if he returns to presidency

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Trollface

Ban KFC and job done.

What's with AI boffins strapping GoPros to toddlers? We take a closer look

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Re: The brain is also 3-dimensional

Explaining something to a manager, 14 watts?? Wow, from past experience I’d put that value wayyyyyyy higher

Ransomware crooks now SIM swap executives' kids to pressure their parents

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Nothing like a bit of personal skin in the game

to focus the mind.

Before this it was “just customer data”; but now it’s getting personal. Don’t agree with the tactics but at least the asshats in the C-Suite are now getting a taste of what thousands (or millions) of their “customers” suffer.

NOT sorry for them, at all.

Miss your morning iPhone alarm? It's not just you, and Apple is looking into it

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Re: Ironic...

I got the mug, does that count??

Kaiser Permanente handed over 13.4M people's data to Microsoft, Google, others

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Mushroom

Re: Treating the status quo as a data breach

Is it because most “web developers” are total fucking morons??

Aka “JavaScript engineers”

Just in case anyone misunderstands, Personally, I despise the people who create websites these days loaded with third party spyware. May they die screaming!!

Software support chap survived breaking his customer

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Re: 9Gb of unknown info wiped?

Yeah,9Gb today = Microsoft notepad file with “This is a test” as the contents

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Re: Ouch!

OMG, that brings back so many memories. Thumbs up & a pint for that

European Parliament votes to screw repair rights in consumer toolkits

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And fuck it, splash a dob of epoxy under it anyway.

Novelty flip phone strips out almost every feature possible to be as boring as possible

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Anyone’s warm piss is better than Carling

Tired techie 'fixed' a server, blamed Microsoft, and got away with it

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OMG!!! Now you’ve gone and done it!!!

Pottering will add a registry for systemd in the next release, only accessible via powershell for Linux

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