* Posts by Tim99

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Google nukes ad-blocker AdNauseam, sweeps remains out of Chrome Web Store

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Re: No free ride

@Tannin

I volunteer to keep the equipment running at a retiree community centre with about 1500 members. What some users leave behind is sometimes private or "interesting". The full code deletes stray stuff from Downloads, the Desktop, etc, and gives them a message at logon. It takes about 3 seconds to run.

Yes you could use a BAT/CMD file, but in this case you may not know the names of subfolders. I have never been able to reliably delete unknown subfolders from a folder that you want to keep when using wildcards, particularly when you don't know what their contents permissions are. So the easiest thing for me was to use filesystem objects with VBS.

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Big Brother

No free ride

I have not understood why Google is sometimes excused behaviour that many commentards would think was unacceptable if carried out by Sony, Microsoft, Apple etc. Unless you pay them money you are not a Google "customer", you are just their harvest. I suspect that if you do pay them money you are probably just a more valuable crop, but they do seem to filter out the obvious spam that a freetard using their products normally sees. A tip for Windows users of Chrome - Delete the local Google Appdata folder to get rid of crap and don't log in to your Google Acc.

' A simple vbs script that you can run at logon

Dim delFolderPath(1)

delFolderPath(0)="C\:SomeOtherFolderThatYouWantGone"

delFolderPath(1)="C:\Users\Your_Account\AppData\Local\Google\Chrome"

Dim fso

Dim objFolder

Dim objFile

Dim objSubfolder

For Each x In delFolderPath

'Set objects & error catching

On Error Resume Next

Set fso = CreateObject("Scripting.FileSystemObject")

Set objFolder = fso.GetFolder(x)

'DELETE files in path unless they are ReadOnly, or set to True for All

For Each objFile In objFolder.files

objFile.Delete False

Next

'DELETE all subfolders in delFolder Path even if they are ReadOnly

For Each objSubfolder In objFolder.Subfolders

objSubfolder.Delete True

Next

Next

Set objSubfolder = Nothing

Set objFile = Nothing

Set objFolder = Nothing

Set fso = Nothing

' The usual warnings apply if you run some VBS file you copied from the Internet!

Fedora 25: You've got that Wayland feelin', oh, that Wayland feelin'

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Coat

I'd be more excited

If RH admitted that Poettering's spawn was a leg-pull, and not a plan to lock us out.

Mine's the one with K&R in the pocket >>========>

Vinyl and streaming sales offset CD decline in UK music sales

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Original Sound?

Back in the day, swimbo and I were Tiefenbrun/Vereker "flat earthers" with a Linn LP12/Naim 250 based system with most of the fruit. Swimbo kept my more rabid audio fantasies on a fairly tight leash. Tiefenbrun said "The best route to quality music at home is a live stereo FM broadcast. After listening to a Naim tuner we realized that Tiefenbrun was probably right and bought it.

As for the vinyl/CD thing: we hated the first CDs and players - I described them as 'having all of the notes, but not much of the music". We later bought a Naim CD player which was OK. The Linn/Naim ideal was based upon rhythm, pace, "musicality" and the ability to play transients rather than an obsession with a flat frequency response.

Interestingly I had a serious RTA which resulted in brain damage. That meant that I had difficulties in playing the equipment and much of the "music" was gone, even though my hearing was apparently unaffected - So it seems that brain processing has a significant effect on how music is perceived, perhaps even more so than frequency imperfections and companding effects.

We sold the equipment to a nice doctor who still has it, and these days my listening is usually to digital media through a TV connected to a small pair of active B&O speakers which I find to be not too tiring to listen to. What I don't fully understand is why music that was originally on LP, or taped, when I transferred to digital files still often sounds better than a file from a CD. Generally neither of us seem to notice the odd hiss or pop.

Support chap's Sonic Screwdriver fixes PC as user fumes in disbelief

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Re: Overheard conversation about a new server

@JulieM

A long time ago, when a 25-50MB rack mountable Winchester disk had a "voice coil" when I was running routine data jobs, I didn't need to look at the screen, the gentle melody of read/writes told me that everything was good. I did have a couple of spectacularly loud hard disk crashes which gouged the oxide off the platter though...

It's round and wobbles, but madam, it's a mouse pad, not a floppy disk

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Windows

Not Snopes

I looked after the IT needs of 450 scientists, admin and clerical staff in the 1980s.

I have seen an 8" floppy cut with scissors because it would not fit in the 5.25" drive; a 3.5" disk hammered into a 5.25'' drive; a 5.25" disk folded to try and fit it into a 3.5" drive; a letter with an enclosed copy of a backup disk, which we had requested from a remote site (yes it was a photocopy); and, my personal favourite, a 5.25" disk that was the only electronic copy of a department's year-end financial data, stapled (twice) to the covering letter, explaining why they were late submitting it.

Those are some of the reasons why I now look like this >>============>

Meg Whitman: HPE software's new owner? Kill a product? Never!

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Re: WebOS, how I morn for thee...

WebOS: "It's alive, it's alive.": Not bad TVs, if you like that sort of thing...

Confirmation of who constitutes average whisky consumer helps resolve dispute

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Windows

Simpler choices

After 50 years of drinking whisk(e)y, I think I have just about got it sorted, but I might be wrong: For a special occasion( my birthday?); or Smith's (to share with friends); and a good everyday blend found in many pubs.

The Internet Society is unhappy about security – pretty much all of it

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Headmaster

Re: There was never an era where all hats were white

"Power corrupts - absolute power corrupts absolutely". Not quite. The relevant section of Lord Acton's letter; which was about the doctrine of papal infallibility in the First Vatican Council was, perhaps, even more damning:-

"Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely. Great men are almost always bad men, even when they exercise influence and not authority, still more when you superadd the tendency or the certainty of corruption by authority. There is no worse heresy than that the office sanctifies the holder of it... ...and the end learns to justify the means."

SQL Server on Linux: Runs well in spite of internal quirks. Why?

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Unhappy

Re: I can hakz micro$haft deebee

The scott/tiger reference bought back suppressed memories from my Oracle 5/6/7 development days. I gave you an upvote anyway...

Microsoft's cmd.exe deposed by PowerShell in Windows 10 preview

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Windows

Re: feedback?

@Ledswinger

Anecdotally, around here the predator is a 'phone - At least in the SMB/Director/CEO/Business Owner workspace. The Big Boys seem to have reinvented the mainframe - It is not necessarily zOS at the back end, but the display layer is a web browser or App instead of a 3270.

I have been around this stuff for 45 years now. I saw most of the changes, and even predicted a couple (like the rise of the PC). The next thing that is happening (very quickly) is the disappearance of many traditional middle-level jobs, like administration (Mostly taking data from one place, reformatting and reducing, it and spewing it out somewhere else), and management (Tracking and enabling assets and processes). The old saw "Go away, or I will replace you with a shell script" is becoming a reality.

You may have noticed that many jobs have become systematized and simplified, so that the individual can be easily replaced; and initiative and a true education (rather than the ability to pass a spoon-fed exam) are punished.

Yes. I do look like this: >>=================>

CERN also has a particle decelerator – and it’s trying to break physics

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Boffin

@herman

In the early eighties I ran a high(ish) resolution Mass Spectrometry lab. Most of the equipment looked neat and tidy - Until you removed the panelling. Then it looked like the article's photo - That's how real science tends to look. >>====>

We're going to have to start making changes or the adults will do it for us

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Joke

@Filippo

Use an IDE? The work of Satan! If you write a program the way that $deities intended; you type:

*****************

echo /* Put comment in a file by echoing from the CLI. */ >somefile.txt

echo #include <stdio.h> >>somefile.txt

echo printf( "Hello\n" ); /* Writes Hello to stnd output */ >>somefile.txt

*****************

or cat > somefile.txt

/* Put comment in a file by echoing from the CLI. */

#include <stdio.h>

printf( "Hello\n" ); /* Writes Hello to stnd output */

^D

*****************

Then cat somefile.txt - You now realize that [Tab] should not be used...

No spin zone: Samsung recalls 3M EXPLODING washing machines

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FAIL

I don't buy Samsung

Personal experience has led to me not buying their equipment for a while now. I have had several of their monitors which were excellent; at the time they offered a zero dead pixel guarantee. One of them is 12 years old and still works well.

The rot started to set in when we bought two different Samsung mobile phones (before Android). The first one failed within a year and was replaced by the supplier with a later model which generally ran hot. The second one worked until we got rid of it, but the battery life was short, and the operating system was terrible - Three menu levels down to get the screen to dial in the number of someone who was not in the contacts list.

Four years ago our friends had a new fitted kitchen. They bought a Samsung oven and an induction hob. The oven required 3 visits from an service engineer, but the hob only required one in the first few months after it stopped working completely. After threatening legal action they had both appliances replaced by Samsung. A few weeks later they had an unexpected delivery of a Samsung point-and-shoot digital camera, with a nice letter of apology about the cooker, explaining that the camera was a gift to help compensate them for their inconvenience - The camera stopped working 3 months later.

What will happen when I'm too old to push? (buttons, that is)

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"And microwave ovens need only beep once, please."

I was genuinely impressed with one of swmbo's recent purchases, a washing machine that signals that it has finished by opening the door. A discreet click that can be heard from the next room; and if we missed that, we can see that the door is open. The only problem that I have with it is trying to remember whether it is open because it has finished a washing cycle - Or, if I had just left it open for ventilation...

Lessons from the Mini: Before revamping or rebooting anything, please read this

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Re: Are you saying the mini revamp was a success?

I bought a new Mk1 VW Golf in 1978, possibly the nicest car I have owned. It was smallish, handled well, seated 4 comfortable;,and for its time fast and economical.

I'm retired now and don't travel far. My current car is a Polo, and is almost the same size as the Golf was. It's performance is similar, although it is heavier, its handling is a bit better and the fuel economy is better. One of the main differences is that, in real terms, it is a lot cheaper...

Kids today are so stupid they fall for security scams more often than greybeards

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Childcatcher

Re: Yes, the younger "adult" set seems to have become over sheltered as a whole.

A friend believes that "adolescence" is the ages between 9 and 29.

How a chunk of the web disappeared this week: GlobalSign's global HTTPS snafu explained

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Surprise?

The guardian.com HTTPS site died on me - Whoops, I have admitted that I look at the Guardian - Funnily enough it is one of the better sites for Australian news in Australia.

The one that surprised me was Microsoft's Outlook mail hosts falling over with my mail client.

First look at Windows Server 2016: 'Cloud for the masses'? We'll be the judge of that

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Unhappy

Re: But probably...

I suspect that the SBS products were deliberately killed off. The big MS integrators hated them - Not enough ways to gouge unnecessary profit from SMBs - Why sell a simple reliable system with a single server to 10-40 seats when you could spec a separate domain controller, SQL server, Exchange server, file server, and back-up server? I have personal experience of an integrator supplying all of that equipment to a 15 seat not-for-profit, that I volunteered with, while I was on extended leave. Needless to say the system never worked properly because they had spent much of the budget on licences, so the hardware supplied was totally inadequate...

Now MS really want all their SMBs to use their cloud products, so don't expect any significant SBS products in the future.

Good God, we've found a Google thing we like – the Pixel iPhone killer

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Gimp

Re: How long until Google decides ...

@Tom 64

Not sure if you were serious, or not; but if you were:-

iTunes =>Purchased =>Select All Tracks => Copy All; New Folder => Paste All.

EU turns screws on Android – report

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Gimp

Re: And Apple?

Er, you can download an app from Apple without giving them your credit card details...

Lean in and pivot: Even Steve Jobs didn't work alone, startup boy

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Re: @LDS - marketing guy gets rich

"You list Gates in there, but he's a software guy." Yes, but not so much as you might think - Paul Allen was the geekier, going back before MS, and before Traf-O-Data (their first company) when they were at Lakeside School. Bill was more the fortunate son of a wealthy and prominent lawyer; and a woman who was on the right not-for-profit boards with the right connections (like IBM's CEO John Opel). If you want to see how the world might have been, look up QDOS and Tim Paterson...

Bill was a very competitive, bright guy, who was in the right place at the right time, with the right contacts (which is often how successful people get ahead).

@Lars "Yes, but that is just because he refused to sell his shares in Apple Computer when Jobs desperately tried to buy them. As far as I have understood Woz was rather pissed off with Jobs efforts then." If you want to see a better example of how the business guy wanted to screw over the technical guy, a good summary is here: Business Insider Australia - Paul Allen and Bill Gates.

Writing this, I realized that I was around computing before most of this happened. So:-

An appropriate icon for an old fart with many Microsoft scars >>========> ^

Pains us to run an Apple article without the words 'fined', 'guilty' or 'on fire' in it, but here we are

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Gimp

Re: Stupid headphone adapter...

@J. R. Hartley

I use DuckDuckGo with Safari, and find it's generally OK. If I need something better I use the it with a bang search (for an encrypted Google search type in !g "search terms" in the search/address bar).

Microsoft thought of the children and decided to ban some browsers

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Windows

Microsoft Indoctrination?

"Give me a child and I'll shape him into anything." B.F. Skinner: Wikipedia.

Windows 10 now rules the weekend, taking over from Windows 7

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Pint

Re: I'll be tipping Win 7 back

'it's just a teardrop in the sea..."; or "will be lost in time, like tears in rain". Time (for Windows 10) to die?

Linux turns 25, with corporate contributors now key to its future

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Linux

I'm surprised...

...that there is not a post about the potential evils of corporatism hijacking the direction of kernel development - Red Hat and the evils of systemd comes straight to mind. Please don't suggest that forking will solve this; because it won't. "Big Company" can put sufficient money into projects that most other developers will just go with the flow, then when you have a mess of binary blob crap that has so many interdependencies that only "Big Company" can support it everyone will wonder how it happened.

"This is the UNIX philosophy: Write programs that do one thing and do it well. Write programs to work together. Write programs to handle text streams, because that is a universal interface." Quarter-Century of Unix (1994) - Peter H. Salus

MySQL daddy Widenius: Open-source religion won't feed MariaDB

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Unhappy

I would not give Monty any more money

An article in El Reg in Jan 2010 - "Monty's 'Save MySQL' mudsling... "after he asked for money then.

"A petition to stop Oracle taking over MySQL has garnered support from more than 15,000 people, after Michael ‘Monty’ Widenius launched his last gasp web campaign in December. The MySQL co-creator, who walked away from the database just seven months after Sun Microsystems bought it in September 2008 for $1bn, cobbled together a …" Here is my reply - I had hoped that Monty may have made enough money out of this by now.

#Censusfail Australia: Not an attack, data safe, no heads to roll

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Joke

Re: 260 submissions per second?!?

Yes, indeed. That is <0.94 Million/hour. Before I retired, I would use SQLite, a simple serverless database engine, to prototype systems - According to their website sqlite.org: "Situations Where SQLite Works Well" "SQLite works great as the database engine for most low to medium traffic websites (which is to say, most websites). The amount of web traffic that SQLite can handle depends on how heavily the website uses its database. Generally speaking, any site that gets fewer than 100K hits/day should work fine with SQLite. The 100K hits/day figure is a conservative estimate, not a hard upper bound. SQLite has been demonstrated to work with 10 times that amount of traffic... The SQLite website (https://www.sqlite.org/) uses SQLite itself, of course, and as of this writing (2015) it handles about 400K to 500K HTTP requests per day, about 15-20% of which are dynamic pages touching the database. Each dynamic page does roughly 200 SQL statements. This setup runs on a single VM that shares a physical server with 23 others and yet still keeps the load average below 0.1 most of the time."

Perhaps the Census could have run two bare metal powerful servers to get a similar result, and saved >$8 Million?

Very peed off: Ohio urologists stay zipped after embarrassing leak

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Coat

Well,

I'd be seriously pissed.

HMRC's IR35 tweaks have 90% of UK's IT contractors up in arms

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@Shark Tank

Did you forget to post as an AC?

Ditch your Macs, Dell tells EMC staff

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Trollface

Re: Well You CAN Fake It

I'd do a bit more. Hide the task bar, change the desktop to a blue background, make sure that your common programs run in a full screen; and if asked about your snazzy system say that it is the new Windows 10 Anniversary Edition.

Australian Banks ask permission to form anti-Apple cartel

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Gimp

Re: what I don't understand is...

@Richard Cranium

As Apple mobile phones only represent about 15% of the global market why bother?

Perhaps because it is generally suggested that iFondle owners may have bigger disposable incomes?

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Big Brother

Tracking, Advertising and Selling Information

It wouldn't have anything to do with the banks and their retailers wanting full access to the information then? Apples statement on their website:-

"Every time you hand over your credit or debit card to pay, your card number and identity are visible, and swiping your card triggers an exchange of information. With Apple Pay, instead of using your actual credit and debit card numbers when you add your card, a unique Device Account Number is assigned, encrypted and securely stored in the Secure Element, a dedicated chip in iPhone, iPad and Apple Watch. When you make a purchase, the Device Account Number, along with a transaction-specific dynamic security code, is used to process your payment. So your actual credit and debit card numbers are never shared by Apple with merchants or transmitted with payment. And unlike credit cards, on iPhone and iPad every payment requires Touch ID or a passcode, and Apple Watch must be unlocked — so only you can make payments from your device."

It might be a bit difficult for them to form a cartel as the ANZ Bank has already signed up...

Free Windows 10 upgrade: Time is running out – should you do it?

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Coat

Re: bashing

I'm retired now, and can't really be bothered to fight my way through crap anymore; so most of the time that I need bash for a a true UNIX experience, I go to a terminal window on OS X :-)

Mine's the one with K&R in the pocket >>========>

We ain't in 1996 anymore, Dorothy: SQL Server 2016 proves it

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Windows

Hi Mark,

Past summers are sunnier, young women were more beautiful, we were more handsome, food tasted better, and our memories allow time and distance to blur our bad experiences.

I was actually writing applications and installing/administrating with SQL Server from version 1, from a background of DEC Rdb, Oracle, Informix and Sybase on minis; and XDB, dBase and R:Base on PCs. The early MS SQL products were awful, but had the advantages of cheapness and ubiquity. It did not really mature until the total rewrite that came with Version 7. I retired between the 2005 and 2008 versions, so cannot comment on the later systems.

These days, when I need to do this stuff, SQLite works for me; or if I am advising someone who is thinking of a larger system, I show them Postgres.

Don't doubt it, Privacy Shield is going to be challenged in court

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Gimp

Re: The problem here

I wasn't aware that Apple were selling their/our data to anyone - Could we have a citation to support your statement please?

The Great Brain Scan Scandal: It isn’t just boffins who should be ashamed

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Boffin

Hint

If a research field has "science" in its name, it may not be...

EasyDoc malware adds Tor backdoor to Macs for botnet control

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Gimp

You wasted electrons

I don't think that the sky is falling quite yet. The first choice for this with two search engines is at macupdate.com - The page has one Comment/Review "TheSafeMac Jul 05, 2016 This is malware: OSX.Backdoor.Eleanor"

It will not install unless the user overwrites their "Security & Privacy" settings to allow installation of apps from anywhere instead of the default restricted setting.

A simple removal method is here. If you are as paranoid as I am, and still managed to install it, I would recommend the manual method instead of the one that requires a download!

Microsoft releases cross-platform .NET Core 1.0 at Linux event

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Devil

Oh good

Red Hat Systemd; and Microsoft .NET together - What could possible go wrong?

Apple and Android wearables: What iceberg? It’s full steam ahead!

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An analogy

The watches I wear have to be manually wound up every day, funnily enough, I remember to wind them; and on the rare occasions that I have let them run down, I wind them, look at the time elsewhere and set it. I have owned four "decent" watches. Two required a battery that needed to be replaced occasionally, and when they stopped I needed to find a battery supplier that was able to get the back off (Omegas are a bugger for that). I still use my mechanical watches, but not the battery ones.

The watch I wear most is a 75 year old Longines Professional that was bought new by my father for £5 when he was an RAF Observer in WWII. It was designed for aircrew (and Naval) use. It has a luminescent display with an hour, minute and sweep-second hands, and that is all - No date, stopwatch, or multiple time functions - Because if you are navigating an aircraft in the dark, when people are trying to shoot you down, that is all you need. Allowing for inflation it is still worth about 2 weeks wages, and it's only running costs have been for cleaning (about 6 times) and new straps. I like to think of it as being like UNIX, not flash but dependable. Smart watches may have a *NIX base, and be very accurate; but don't seem to be particularly good at what I use a watch for, which is telling me that it is nearly a quarter to three...

Java API judge tells Oracle to suck it up, quit whining about the jury

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Gimp

@Bob Vistaken

"Alright, for the nit pickers, s/Linux/Obvious Unix derivative Apple gave their usual rounded corners treatment to"

OK, you are a Linux fan. I am too; although less of one since Pottering's fun and games; and have been around this stuff before BSD. The timelines are roughly Linux: 1991-1992; vs NeXTSTEP 1989-1995 -> OpenStep 1994 (NeXT/Sun Solaris/Rhapsody/OS X Server 1999) -> OSX Desktop (first 'decent desktop version Panther, 2003?)

NeXT was a lot more than "rounded corners". I still use OS X, but have now moved most of my Linux stuff to other BSDs.

Bin Apple's $500m patent judgment, US DoJ tells Supreme Court

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Headmaster

Please stop Calling it a "Patent"

It is a "Design Patent" US design patent: Wikipedia link "An object with a design that is substantially similar to the design claimed in a design patent cannot be made, used, copied or imported into the United States. The copy does not have to be exact for the patent to be infringed. It only has to be substantially similar."

Which is close to a UK "Registered Design" gov.uk link "You can register the look of a product you’ve designed to stop people copying or stealing it." The look of your design includes the: appearance; physical shape; configuration (or how different parts of a design are arranged together); decoration".

Capitalize 'Internet'? AP says no – Vint Cerf says yes

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Re: I'm still upset...

@Kubla Cant

I might, if I was in the provinces. If not, I would consider a hackney carriage.

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Unhappy

I'm still upset...

... when the barbarians shortened the word telephone to 'phone; then they called it a phone.

In-flight movies via BYOD? Just what I always wan... argh no we’re all going to die!

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Facepalm

SMBs don't work that way

"By this, I must deduce that designing, printing and distributing a leaflet to every customer around the country takes less time, effort and expense than rewriting two lines of text on a website."

This is the problem when looking at technology in the real world. The printed stuff was originally drafted out by someone senior in the business, (s)he then passed it up to the MD. The MD took it home where it was looked at and scribbled on by the MD's partner. If you are lucky, someone in the family could type, so it was then redrafted at least 4 times on screen, printed out a few more times, and then corrected again, and then finally taken back to work, where suitable artwork/colouring and layout was done by somebody who was probably a contractor. The "finished" work then went back via the MD to their partner who suggested that the fonts should be changed; and they did not really like the neutral corporate pale background, so please change it to a nice pink colour 'like their poodle's dog collar". The artwork and dog collar then go back to the contractor, who thought about the invoice that they would generate, gritted their teeth, and then made the changes, hopefully making the shade of pink a bit less virulent. A final proof was then agreed, which went as a .docx file and a printed copy to the local printing franchise run by the MD's partner's cousin; who tried to do their slightly incompetent best, particularly as the MD's partner said when they dropped it off, "Oh could you make the pink a bit brighter it seems to have faded". The SMB now has 5 reams of leaflets most of which are on boxes on the floor by the receptionists feet.

Now comes the good bit, someone believes that "To show that they are a modern company", this information needs to be up on the website. The website was originally designed by a partner of the same contractor who did the flyer, but he has not been allowed near it since, as the invoice that they sent was too high. "It's only computer stuff" thinks the MD - "My daughter's boyfriend is always doing computer stuff, he can do it for us" - The said boyfriend's experience was gained mostly as many hours spent playing WoW on Windows. He cobbles together a scanned copy of the flyer and gives it the same name as the original on the website, and somehow manages to copy it up to the "correct" place to replace the original flyer.

It did not have to be like this. About 2 years ago, the MD met a consultant on the golf course who told him that they gave advice on modern business practices. He came in and produced an expensive report that suggested that everything should go up on a local copy of the company website first, and then when everyone was happy, any changes should go up on the real website. If they needed printed copies they should use the website documents directly. The existing staff were horrified, and the senior staff member who produces the first drafts told the MD "We don't have anyone here with those skills, and if we did they would be very expensive - What we have works well, so let's not change it".

I have been there many times, and have even mentally designed the T shirt while waiting the "recent" back up to restore the receptionist's data, which contained stuff that she thought was too important to go onto a server in someone else's office. The receptionist (if she is not the pretty young woman "who does the typing and answers the phone") is invariably a really pleasant 48 year old woman who is actually the only person who knows how the company actually works...

Surface Book nightmare: Microsoft won't fix 'Sleep of Death' bug

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Windows

Sympathy

"I purchased a top-of-the-line Windows 10 Surface Book in February...

...The system had a base price of $3,199; configured with Office 365, a Surface Dock, and Microsoft Complete Accident Protection, I spent a bit over $4,000...

...When I next called to ask for my refund, I was told that I couldn’t have one, on the grounds that I was now outside the 30-day window for returns.

Well there's your problem; and some people who frequent these fora call out Apple for supplying overpriced inadequate kit?

Inside Project Loon – Google's megaplan to build a global internet

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Re: Helium

@David Roberts

Most of the helium that we use comes from natural gas wells, where much of it was formed as alpha particles from radioactive decay within the Earth. Helium is a very light molecule (roughly 7 times less dense than air) and smaller than the main nitrogen and oxygen components of air. Each helium molecule has an average velocity greater than most of the other molecules in the atmosphere.

Molecules can travel to the top of the atmosphere relatively quickly, and if they are light enough, will escape from the Earth's gravity. (It is a lot more complicated than that!). A helpful(?) link for some of the theory: Wikipedia.

IBM invents printer that checks for copyrights

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Big Brother

I'll probably be locked-up for this

...But for a PDF that you can read on a screen the non-techy version is screen copy, or for the rest of us:-

pdfclean LockedFile.pdf UnlockedFile.PDF (page ranges) - works fairly well...

MongoDB on breaches: Software is secure, but some users are idiots

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Coat

Re: MongoDB is very secure

But, but, MongoDB is webscale... YouTube link

Shares down?! But, but, but ... Apple just made $50bn – that's the way the Cookie grumbles

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Trollface

Re: Interesting

@Kristian Walsh

"The Ubuntu subsystem on Windows 10 is what sealed the deal for me"

Good luck with that one - Unless you think that having two loads of bloated crap will cancel one another out. There are other BSD (or even Linux) operating systems that will run on a real laptop...